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<p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Verdana"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 18pt;"><strong>요즘에 새로나온 강</strong></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 18pt;"><strong>간죄 </strong></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><font color="#0000ff" face="Verdana"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">한 부부가 호수가 휴양지에 휴가를 갔다 </span><br><br><span style="font-size: 12pt;">낚시광인 남편이 배를타고 새벽 낚시를 나갔다 </span><br><span style="font-size: 12pt;">들어와서 </span><br><span style="font-size: 12pt;">낮잠을 자는 동안</span>, </font></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><font color="#0000ff" face="Verdana"><br><img src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs9.blog.daum.net%2Fimage%2F4%2Fblog%2F2008%2F03%2F23%2F21%2F57%2F47e6539f228e0%26filename%3D002.gif"></font></strong><font color="#000000" face="굴림"> </font><strong><img src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs9.blog.daum.net%2Fimage%2F31%2Fblog%2F2008%2F03%2F23%2F21%2F57%2F47e6539f7aeba%26filename%3D003.gif6"></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><br><font color="#0000ff" face="Verdana"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">부인이 혼자 보트를 타고 호수 가운데까지 나가서 </span><br><span style="font-size: 12pt;">돛을 내리고 시원한 호수 바람을 </span><br><span style="font-size: 12pt;">즐기며 책을 읽고 있었다. </span><br><br><span style="font-size: 12pt;">경찰 보트가 순찰을 하다가 </span><br><span style="font-size: 12pt;">부인이 탄 보트에 다가와 </span><br><span style="font-size: 12pt;">검문을 했다. </span><br><img name="zb_target_resize" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs12.planet.daum.net%2Fupload_control%2Fpcp_download.php%3Ffhandle%3DNVNzZWFAZnMxMi5wbGFuZXQuZGF1bS5uZXQ6LzExMjgyOTY2Lzk5Lzk5MTYuZ2lm%26filename%3Dcolor_daco07.gif" [안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xxxxxxxxxxon-click="/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*window.open*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/(this.src)"></font></strong><font color="#000000" face="굴림"> </font><strong><img src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs12.planet.daum.net%2Fupload_control%2Fpcp_download.php%3Ffhandle%3DNVNzZWFAZnMxMi5wbGFuZXQuZGF1bS5uZXQ6LzExMjgyOTY2Lzk5Lzk5MTYuZ2lm%26filename%3Dcolor_daco07.gif"><br><font color="#0000ff" face="Verdana"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">"<span style="font-size: 12pt;">부인,여기서 무엇을 하고 계십니까? </span></span><br><br><span style="font-size: 12pt;">"책을 읽고 있는데요, 뭐 잘못된 것이라도 있습니까? </span><br><br><span style="font-size: 12pt;">"예" 이 지역은 낚시 금지 구역이라 벌금을 내셔야겠습니다. </span><br><br><span style="font-size: 12pt;">"아니, 여보세요, 낚시를 하지도 않았는데 벌금은 왜 낸단 </span></font></strong></p><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p align="center"><br></p></span><p align="center"><font size="3"> <br></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Verdana" size="3"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt;">말이예요? </span><br></strong></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0000ff" face="Verdana" size="3"><strong><br>"현장에서 낚시를 하고 있지는 않더라도,<br>배에 낚시 도구를 완전히 갖추고 <br>금지 구역 내에 정박하고 있는 것은 벌금 사유에 해당됩니다. <br><br>"그래요? 그럼 난 당신을 강간죄로 고발하겠어요" <br><br>"아니,부인 !!!<br>" 난 부인에게 손도 댄 적이 없는데 강간이라뇨??? "<br></strong></font></p><p align="center"><strong><font size="3"><font color="#0000ff" face="Verdana">.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.</font></font></strong><font color="#ff66cc"><strong><br></strong></font></p><p> </p><center><strong><font color="#e31600" size="4">"당신도 시방 강간에 필요한 물건을 다 갖추고 <br>내 가까이 있잖아요? <br><span style="font-size: 18pt;">(바지속에 장물이 있으니)</span><br></font><font color="#e31600" size="4"><br></font></strong></center><p><strong></strong><center><strong><font color="#e31600" size="4"><table width="100%" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" mousex="20" mousey="519"><tbody><tr><td mousex="20" mousey="519"><font size="3"><font color="black"><font color="green"><font color="black"><font color="green"><font face="굴림"><p align="center"><br><strong><br><font face="굴림"><span style="font-size: 24pt;"><font color="#f3709b"><span style="font-size: 18pt;">"아이</span></font><span style="font-size: 18pt;">, </span></span></font></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><font face="굴림"><span style="font-size: 24pt;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"></span><span style="font-size: 24pt;"><font color="#474747"><span style="font-size: 18pt;">정</span></font></span><span style="font-size: 36pt;"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 18pt;">말 분해!</span></font></span></span></font></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><font face="굴림"><span style="font-size: 24pt;"><span style="font-size: 36pt;"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 18pt;">요넘의 거시기 땜에</span></font></span></span><br></font></strong></p></font></font></font></font></font></font></td></tr></tbody></table></font></strong></center>
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첫댓글 똑똑한 부인이네요.
즐감했습니다
재치 만점.~~~
이놈의 장물 떼어 버릴수도 없고 미치겠네
강간죄에 해당이됩니다.경찰 나으리..하하..바지속에 장비가 갖추어있으니...
배타고 책 읽을만 하군요 !!!???
ㅎㅎ ~ 할말있으면 해보소 ~~ㅋ
잘 보고 갑니다.
ㅎㅎ 웃고갑니다.
잘보고
수고하셨읍니다
웃고 갑니다.
우와 재치있다.
Thanks
웃고감니다,
웃고 갑니다.
웃고 갑니다.
잘 웃고 갑니다 감사합니다.
말되네요....
ㅋㅋㅋㅋGood...
웃고갑니다.
웃으면 복이와요 ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ