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<p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 18pt;">초보 아줌마가 남편에게</span> </span></strong></p><strong><p style="text-align: center;"><br><img width="248" height="248" style="width: 281px; height: 323px;" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs10.planet.daum.net%2Fupload_control%2Fpcp_download.php%3Ffhandle%3DNEVGRFZAZnMxMC5wbGFuZXQuZGF1bS5uZXQ6LzEwODMyNjMxLzAvOTAuZ2lmLnRodW1i%26filename%3D00.gif"><br></p><p><br></p></strong><p style="text-align: center;"><br><strong><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">운전 면허증을 드디어 딴 아줌마가 </span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">남편 몰래 차를 끌고 나왔다.</span></strong><br><br><strong><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">용감한 아줌마 앞으로 앞으로..... 직진 .... 직진... </span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">그러다 보니 천안에서 서울 종로까지 와 있었다. </span><br><br><img src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs8.blog.daum.net%2Fimage%2F18%2Fblog%2F2009%2F06%2F15%2F12%2F08%2F4a35bb1fc2e2c"><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"> </span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><center><center><center><center><strong><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">덜컥 겁이난 아줌마는 </span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">남편에게 전화를 했다. </span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">남편은 조심조심 운전해서 오라고 했다. </span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">그리고 주말이라 </span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">고속도로를 타지 말고 국도를 이용하라고 했다.</span><br></strong><center><br><strong><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">하지만 아줌마는 </span><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">용기가 나지 않아 </span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">지나가는 청년에게 </span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">운전해 달라고 부탁했다.</span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">그런데 이 청년은 운전도 미숙할 뿐더러 </span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">길도 잘 알지 못했다.</span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">서울 시내를 헤매다 </span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">결국 고속도로로 들어가고 말았다.</span></strong></center><strong></strong><strong></strong><center><br><strong><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"> </span><br><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">역시 주말이라 </span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">고속도로는 막히기 시작했고 </span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">운전이 미숙한 청년은 조심조심 따라가다 </span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">추돌 사고를 냈고 </span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">차는 </span><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">더 이상 움직이지 못했다.</span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">아줌마는 이 상황을 남편에게 알리기 위해 </span><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">다급하게 전화를 했다. </span><br></strong><br><br><strong><img src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fi186.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx173%2Fpuppielove06%2Ffunny%2Fnvz3pw.gif"><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"> </span><br><br><span style="color: rgb(34, 116, 28); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 18pt;">아줌마 : 어떤 </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 18pt;">젊은 놈이 올라 탔시유. </span></span><br><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">남 편 : @,뭐? </span><br><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">아줌마 : 뒤에서 박았시유. </span><br><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">남 편 : @.뭐시여?</span><br><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">아줌마 : 어쩐데유 빠지질 않어유. </span><br><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: Dotum, 돋움, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">남 편 : @.너 빨리 내려와서 이혼장에 도장찍어?</span></strong></center></center></center></center></center>
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