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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><font color="#0900ff"><font color="#0066cc"><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">어느 </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">돈많은 영감의 간병인</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></span></span></strong></font></font></span><span style="font-size: 24pt;"><font color="#ffffff"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><font size="3"><br><font color="#0900ff"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">돈많은 영감이</span><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">하루에 100만원씩을 주고 </span><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">거시기를 주물러주는 간병인을썼다.</span></font></font></span></font></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="3"><font color="#0900ff"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><br></span></font></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><img class="txc-emo" src="http://i1.daumcdn.net/deco/contents/emoticon/things_18.gif?v=2" border="0"><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0900ff"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><br></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0900ff"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">어느날 </span></span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">간병인이 </span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">급히 볼일이 생겨 </span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">대리 간병인을 구해놓고 갔다.</span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">혹시, </span><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">성한사람이면</span><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">황금같은 그자리를 뺏길까봐</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0900ff"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">중풍환자를 구해서</span></span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">맡겨놓고 갔는데,</span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0900ff"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><br></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="txc-emo" src="http://i1.daumcdn.net/deco/contents/emoticon/things_11.gif?v=2" border="0"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0900ff"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><br></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0900ff"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">거시기를 잡고</span></span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">덜덜덜 떨어주니</span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">영감이 얼마나 좋은지 </span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">앞의 간병인을 해고시켜 버렸다.</span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">얼마후</span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span></span><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">중풍들린 간병인이</span><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">갑자기 볼일이 생겨 </span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0900ff"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">이번에는</span><font color="#0066cc"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span></font></span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">자기보다못한 치매환자에게 맡겨놓고 갔다.</span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0900ff"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><br></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0900ff"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><br></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#0900ff"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">그런데,</span></span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">이 치매 간병인이 </span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">영감의 거시기를 </span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">막대사탕인줄 알고 </span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">열심히 쪽쪽 빨았으니 </span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">영감의 기분이 띵호와!! 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어느 돈많은 영감의 간병인
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첫댓글 재미있군 감사합니다.
허어~웃기는 일일세....
갈 수록 태산이라더니. 영감은 넘좋아 병이드렀다나..
맘,,맛을봐야 맛을 알지...호호...
이글을 보고 웃을까???
잘 보고 갑니다.
웃고 갑니다 감사합니다
그저 웃지요.........
ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ...
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ............................
ㅋㅋㅎㅎ
잘 보고
그냥 나감니다 안녕~~~~~수고 하셨읍니다
즐감하고갑니다.감사합니다.
원 세상엨 ㅋㅋㅋㅎㅎㅎ~
잘보고 갑니다.
웃고감니다,
잘 봤습니다.
ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
즐~~~감~~~
ㅎㅎ 웃겨요들....
잘 읽고 갑니다~
웃고 갑니다.
잘 읽고 갑니다 감사합니다.
웃음줘서 감사합니다
ㅎ
웃기는 이야기 잘읽고 감니다, 감사합니다,
간병비 하루 10만원 돈 벌 어 놓으세요