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첫댓글 마누라가 똑똑하네요.
나보고 하는 소리 아니여?
웃고 말어
웃기는 자료 감사합니다.
남편의 기력이 많이 약한 모양이네 ~~~
니 맛도 모르고 혼자만 열나게 흔들지만 킥하고 자빠지는 것은 못봐준다니껭..
웃고 갑니다.
마뉼 웃기네.....
웃음이나요 ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
웃고가 소용없어......
의미있는 말 이군요.
와우 예술품(?)빵빵입니다. ㅎㅎㅎ핳
잘 보고
그냥 나감니다 안녕~~~~~수고 하셨읍니다 하하
아이고 맞는말이라고 ... 다툼만 생기지 득도없는말을 지껄이는 마누라... 들
웃고감니다,
잘 보고 갑니다.
웃고갑니다
잘 보고 걉니다
웃깁 니다
남편 기죽이는 법도 여러갖입니다.
웃고 갑니다.
고맙스니다
잘 보고 걉니다
하하하
ㅎㅎㅎ
재밋어요..