남한말과 북한말의 차이

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=622 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px" align=right height=25></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=612 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 50px"> <STYLE type=text/css> div#articleContents font { line-height:1.4; } div#articleContents { line-height:1.4; word-wrap:break-word; } </STYLE> <DIV id=articleContents> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=622 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px" align=right height=25> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=201 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD background=http://pimg.daum-img.net/plp/comm/img/bg_musicbox02.gif height=19></TD></TR> <TR> <TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=612 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 50px"> <STYLE type=text/css> div#articleContents font { line-height:1.4; } div#articleContents { line-height:1.4; word-wrap:break-word; } </STYLE> <DIV id=articleContents> <DIV id=user_contents name="user_contents"> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=28> <TD class=bg_board_title style="PADDING-LEFT: 14px" colSpan=2>                               각종..씨불알들~!!!ㅎㅎ   </TD></TR> <TR> <TD class=bg_board_title_02 style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; OVERFLOW: hidden; PADDING-TOP: 0px" colSpan=2 height=1></TD></TR> <TR height=26> <TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 14px" width="100%"></TD> <TD class=stext style="PADDING-RIGHT: 14px" noWrap> </TD></TR> <TR> <TD class=bg_board_title_02 style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; OVERFLOW: hidden; PADDING-TOP: 0px" colSpan=2 height=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=15 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR vAlign=top> <TD class=text id=clix_content style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 8px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3" width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff><XSCRIPT launguage="xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxjavascript"></XSCRIPT>                                <CENTER>        다음 용어를 북한말로 하면...                       1. 전구(백열등) = 불알(lamp. light ball?)</CENTER> <CENTER>  2. 형  광  등   = 긴 불알</CENTER> <CENTER>  3. 샹 들 리 에  = 떼 불알    4. 스타트 전 구 = 씨 불알!      근데..요거시 진짜랍니다~!! </CENTER>     <CENTER>         그렇다면 통일 후에 북한에 진출할      남한 출신 조명가게 남자 주인은        과연 살아 남을 수 있을 까요? <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Favimages.hangame.co.kr%2Favgif%2Fsb%2Fsbu0eca.gif">        여자 손님 A :  아자씨~! 불알하나 주시라요!                  좀 크고 세고 오래가는 놈으로...                  그리고,  파랑 불알. 노란불알도 하나씩 - <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Favimages.hangame.co.kr%2Favgif%2Fsb%2Fsbu0dxc.gif">        <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Favimages.hangame.co.kr%2Favgif%2Fsb%2Fsbu08hb.gif">        여자 손님 B :  아자씨 ! 나는 기~냥, 불알 말고서리~                  긴 불알로 좀 굵고,                  번개처럼 날쎄고 힘있는 걸로 부탁합네다.! <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Favimages.hangame.co.kr%2Favgif%2Fsb%2Fsbu08hd.gif">        여자 손님 C :  아~ 나는 불알이나,                  긴 불알은 성에 차디 않아서리                  아예 떼 불알로 주시라요!! <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Favimages.hangame.co.kr%2Favgif%2Fsb%2Fsbu06bb.gif">        <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Favimages.hangame.co.kr%2Favgif%2Fsb%2Fsbu06bd.gif">        주인: 으~악!! 난, 두개 밖에 읍는디요?...ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Favimages.hangame.co.kr%2Favgif%2Fsb%2Fsbu08hd.gif">        <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Favimages.hangame.co.kr%2Favgif%2Fsb%2Fsbu0dxd.gif">        ㅡ 가게 쇼윈도에 붙일 광고 문안을 한번 생각해 보면... ㅡ <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Favimages.hangame.co.kr%2Favgif%2Fsb%2Fsbu08hc.gif">        -- 신장 개업!! 신형 <디지털> 불알 다량 입하. -- 미제불알, 일제불알, 국산 불알, 처녀불알은 색깔별, 사이즈별로..다- 있고, 쎄고 오래가는 긴 불알, 떼 불알. 맞춤불알과 요즘 남한서 유행하는 ' 스와핑'불알은 특별 주문 받습네다!!        ("swapping" 원래의 뜻은 물물교환.) : : : : : 기리고... <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Favimages.hangame.co.kr%2Favgif%2Fsb%2Fsbu06ba.gif">        <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Favimages.hangame.co.kr%2Favgif%2Fsb%2Fsbu06bc.gif">        <IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafe_image/cf_img2/bbs2/icon/things_16.gif"> <IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafe_image/cf_img2/bbs2/icon/things_16.gif"> <IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafe_image/cf_img2/bbs2/icon/things_16.gif"> <IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafe_image/cf_img2/bbs2/icon/things_16.gif"> </CENTER>     <CENTER>  </CENTER> <CENTER> </CENTER> <CENTER> </CENTER> <CENTER> <IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafe_image/cf_img2/bbs2/icon/things_16.gif"></CENTER> <CENTER> </CENTER> <CENTER> </CENTER> <CENTER> </CENTER> <CENTER> </CENTER> <CENTER>     개업 한 달간은 대폭 할인해 드리고,                          덤으로 씨 불알을 드립네다!!~~~^*^~~~ <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Favimages.hangame.co.kr%2Favgif%2Fsb%2Fsbu06be.gif"> </CENTER> <CENTER> </CENTER> <CENTER> </CENTER> <CENTER> </CENTER></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <CENTER>  <CENTER> <TABLE borderColor=#ffffff bgColor=#ffffff background="#ffffff><TR" border=6> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <TABLE borderColor=#ffffff cellPadding=2 background=#ffffff border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <TABLE borderColor=#ffffff cellPadding=3 background=#ffffff <TR> <CENTER></CENTER> <TBODY></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER></CENTER></DIV></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR vAlign=top> <TD id=user_contents style="WIDTH: 100%" name="user_contents"> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR vAlign=top> <TD id=user_contents style="WIDTH: 100%" name="user_contents"> <DIV style="PADDING-RIGHT: 40px; PADDING-LEFT: 61px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 16px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"> <DIV class=mail_con> <UL> <UL> <EMBED src=http://down.iloveschool.co.kr/file/20052/2005.06.04/seoul[1127].wma width=300 height=45 type=audio/mpeg invokeURLs="false" AllowScriptAccess="never" d autostart="true" volume="0" loop="-1" allowNetworking='internal' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain'>   </UL></UL></DIV></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>