엽기 스님

<TABLE style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <COLGROUP> <COL width="100%"></COL> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER> <IMG style="CURSOR: hand" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fskcaza.com%2Fimages%2Fseje%2Fdkzksp_298.gif" name=zb_target_resize ="/*/*/*/*window.open*/*/*/*/(this.src)"><IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fskcaza.com%2Fimages%2Fseje%2Fdkzksp_298.gif"><IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fskcaza.com%2Fimages%2Fseje%2Fdkzksp_298.gif"> <PRE><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://cafe.daum.net/450friends" target=blank> ***엽기스님~~~!!!!"*** 지하철에 젊잖은 스님이 승복을입고 탔습니다.. 나이는 한 30대 중반정도? 모두의 시선을 한몸에 받았지요.. 근데 스님 갑자기 터뿌하게 핸드폰을 빼들더니.. "어흠! 컥! 헉! 후우~~"하고 목을 가다듬더군요.. .. 뭘 하시려나?~ 하고 쳐다봤죠. .. 핸드폰에 대고 .. 조용히 또박또박 .. <IMG style="CURSOR: hand" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fskcaza.com%2Fimages%2Fseje%2F00805_3.gif" name=zb_target_resize ="/*/*/*/*window.open*/*/*/*/(this.src)"><IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fskcaza.com%2Fimages%2Fseje%2F00805_3.gif"><IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fskcaza.com%2Fimages%2Fseje%2F00805_3.gif"> "쫄따구나와" 하더군요...(음성인식 핸드폰) 띠리리~~ "응~~ 잉구냐?? 나다......................" ㅋㅋ 주위에 있던 사람들 숨죽이며 웃었답니다. 그런데 여기서 스님은 그치지 않으시더라구요. 다시 한번,  "주방장나와" 띠리리~~ .. "오.. 어머님? 저에요....................." .. 캬캬캬. 저랑 주위에 있던 사람들 이제 소리내어 크게 웃습니다. .. 스님. ..(쑥스러워 하는 표정으로....) 전화를 끊고 조용히 주위를 둘러보시더군요. .. 한군데 더 전화 할때가 남아있었던 모양 입니다. 글구 분노에 찬 목소리로... <IMG style="CURSOR: hand" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fskcaza.com%2Fimages%2Fseje%2F20060120205003.gif" name=zb_target_resize ="/*/*/*/*window.open*/*/*/*/(this.src)"><IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fskcaza.com%2Fimages%2Fseje%2F20060120205003.gif"><IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fskcaza.com%2Fimages%2Fseje%2F20060120205003.gif"> "10쉑!" 띠리리리~~~ "여보세요? 주지스님?...................." .. <PRE> <IMG style="CURSOR: hand" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fskcaza.com%2Fimages%2Fseje%2Fghdhfdfwres.gif" name=zb_target_resize ="/*/*/*/*window.open*/*/*/*/(this.src)"><IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fskcaza.com%2Fimages%2Fseje%2Fghdhfdfwres.gif"><IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fskcaza.com%2Fimages%2Fseje%2Fghdhfdfwres.gif"> <CENTER> <EMBED style="LEFT: 231px; WIDTH: 300px; TOP: 1187px; HEIGHT: 45px" src=http://www.trotnews.com/board/data/board/codgerssanunmul.mp3 width=300 height=45 type=audio/mpeg a volume="0" loop="-1" allowNetworking='internal' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain'></CENTER></PRE></A></PRE></CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> </TD> <TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 0px" vAlign=top noWrap align=right> <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 width=130 bgColor=#c4c4c4 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD align=middle bgColor=#ffffff> </IFRAME> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> </td> <td nowrap style="padding-left:0px"> </td> </tr> </table>