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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#174600>어느 백화점의 남자 화장실,</FONT></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>큰 일 보는 곳이 두칸인데</STRONG></SPAN> </P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>그 중 한쪽에 들어가 앉아서 막 볼일을 보는 참에</STRONG></SPAN> </P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>옆칸에서 인기척이 나더니 말을 걸어 온다.</STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P align=center><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><FONT color=#193da9><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"안녕하세요?"</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>된장~~화장실에서 일 보는데 무슨 인사 ?</STRONG></SPAN> </P>
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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#193da9><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"네, 안녕하세요."</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>그랬더니 옆에서 바로 대답한다.</STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#193da9><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"네, 식사는 하셨습니까?"</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>진짜 된장할...</STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>똥 싸는데 밥먹는 이야기 하는 것은 또 뭣이여 !</STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#193da9><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"예, 방금 먹었습니다.</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#193da9><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그쪽에 계신 분도 식사는 하셨습니까?"</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN><BR> </P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>그랬더니 옆에서 기상 천회한 내용으로 말하길..</STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#193da9><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"죄송합니다.</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#193da9><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">이만 전화 끊어야겠습니다.</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#193da9><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">옆에서 어떤 미친 녀석이 자꾸</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#193da9><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">내 말에 대답을 하네요..."</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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