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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT color=#0066cc><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #d4f4fa; COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">늙은 신랑과 젊은 신부</SPAN></FONT></STRONG><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #d4f4fa; COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN></P>
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<P><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(34,116,28); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">50세인 신랑과 30세인 신부가 결혼을 했다.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(34,116,28); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">신랑은 매우 약해 보이는 반면, 젊은 신부는 </SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(34,116,28); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">건강하고 활력이 넘쳐 잘못 하다간 신혼 첫날밤에</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(34,116,28); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">신랑이 돌연사 할지 모른다고 다들 우려했다.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(34,116,28); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">그러나 다음날 아침 신부는 계단 난간을 붙잡고 </SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(34,116,28); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">거의 기듯이 내려와 옆집에 간신히 들어갔다.</SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(34,116,28); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">옆집 주인이 물었다.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(34,116,28); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">도대체 어떻게 된 일이죠.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(34,116,28); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">당신 몰골이 말이 아닙니다.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(34,116,28); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">신부가 힘에 겨운 듯 간신히 대답했다.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(34,116,28); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">그 남자가 30년 동안 절약했다고 해서</SPAN><BR></STRONG><BR><IMG style="CURSOR: hand" id=imageCheckerTempId_1 name=zb_target_resize src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alles.or.jp%2F%7Equeen%2Fwebgraphi%2Fanime_g%2Fimage%2Fbow_down.gif"><BR><BR><IMG id=imageCheckerTempId_2 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alles.or.jp%2F%7Equeen%2Fwebgraphi%2Fanime_g%2Fimage%2Fbow_down.gif"><BR><BR><IMG id=imageCheckerTempId_3 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alles.or.jp%2F%7Equeen%2Fwebgraphi%2Fanime_g%2Fimage%2Fbow_down.gif"></P>
<P><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"그게 돈인 줄 알았는데....."</SPAN></STRONG><!--"<--></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#ff0000><BR><FONT size=5><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,85,255); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">어느 노부부가 살았습니다. </SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,85,255); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">어느날 남편이 외출을 했다가 돌아왔습니다. </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,85,255); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">그러자 아내가 이렇게 말했지요.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,85,255); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">"오늘 파리를 수놈 2마리와 암놈 3마리를 잡았어요."</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,85,255); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">"아니. </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,85,255); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">당신이 어떻게 파리 암놈이랑 수놈을 어떻게 구분해?"</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,85,255); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">그러자 이렇게 말하는 것이 아닌가!</SPAN><BR></STRONG><BR><IMG style="CURSOR: hand" id=imageCheckerTempId_5 name=zb_target_resize src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alles.or.jp%2F%7Equeen%2Fwebgraphi%2Fanime_g%2Fimage%2Fbow_down.gif"><BR><BR><IMG id=imageCheckerTempId_6 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alles.or.jp%2F%7Equeen%2Fwebgraphi%2Fanime_g%2Fimage%2Fbow_down.gif"><BR><BR><IMG id=imageCheckerTempId_7 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alles.or.jp%2F%7Equeen%2Fwebgraphi%2Fanime_g%2Fimage%2Fbow_down.gif"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"맥주병 위에서 2마리 잡고,</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">전화기 위에서 3마리 잡았지요."</SPAN> </STRONG></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><FONT color=#bce55c size=3><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(102,0,88); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">세 여자가 모였다</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(102,0,88); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그들의 화재는 결혼을 하려는 어느 남자에</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(102,0,88); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">관한 것이었다</SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(102,0,88); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">스무 살의 아가씨가 물었다</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(102,0,88); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"그 사람 잘 생겼어?"</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(102,0,88); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">이어서 스물 다섯 살 된 아가씨는</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(102,0,88); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">"그 사람 월급이 얼마나 된대?"</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#bce55c size=3><STRONG><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(102,0,88); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">마지막으로 서른 다섯 살의 노처녀가 물었다</SPAN><BR></STRONG><BR><IMG id=imageCheckerTempId_3 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alles.or.jp%2F%7Equeen%2Fwebgraphi%2Fanime_g%2Fimage%2Fbow_down.gif"><BR><BR><IMG id=imageCheckerTempId_4 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alles.or.jp%2F%7Equeen%2Fwebgraphi%2Fanime_g%2Fimage%2Fbow_down.gif"></FONT></P>
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첫댓글 감사합니다~~~
감사합니다.
어디에 있으면 어쩔려고
감사합니다.
웃고갑니다...
잘보고갑니다.
질문이 ㄷㄼ아져
노 처녀 들의 한가지 소원 이뤄지게 하소서
웃고감니다,
웃고갑니다.
재밋네요
고맙습니다..
감사요
웃고 갑니다.
웃고 갑니다
웃고갑니다.
ㅎㅎㅎ
감사 합니다
웃고갑니다.
웃고갑니다...
ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ.....
감사합니다
알면 내가 가지지.
잘 보고 갑니다.
웃고 갑니다...
유머 감사합니다.
잘보고 웃고 갑니다.
세여자의 각자 생각을 잘 포언 핸네요 건강하세요