살모사와 땅꾼

<DIV> <TABLE style="BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-RIGHT: medium none" class=txc-table border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=700> <TBODY><A href="http://cafe.daum.net/dusktrain" hidden="true"> <TR> <TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: #ff00dd 5px solid; TEXT-ALIGN: center; BORDER-LEFT: #ff00dd 5px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #d4f4fa; WIDTH: 100%; BORDER-TOP: #ff00dd 5px solid; BORDER-RIGHT: #ff00dd 5px solid" rows="1" cols="1">   <DIV id=bbs_contents class=bbs_contents> <DIV class=bbs_contents_inbox> <DIV id=user_contents class="user_contents tx-content-container scroll" name="user_contents"> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2755B03C569DEF181C" class="txc-image" style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" actualwidth="400" exif="{}" data-filename="춤추는여자.gif" border="0" hspace="1" vspace="1" width="400" id="A_2755B03C569DEF181C9E5A"/>   <TABLE id=protectTable class=protectTable align=center> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">  </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV></DIV></DIV> 부부애 <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">  어느 부인이 신부님에게 조언을 구했다.  </DIV> "우리 부부가 어떻게 해야 할까요?"    신부가 말했다.  "화목 하세요."    부인이 집에 돌아와 남편에게 말했다.  "신부님이 화요일과 목요일에 하래요"      살모사와 땅꾼   <DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> 짱구가 다니는 학교에 여 선생님이 첫 수업시간에 자기 소개를 했다.   "대학교 다닐 때 내 별명이 살모사였다. 떠들거나 까불면 용서 안한다."   그러자 짱구가 반가워하며 일어서서 대꾸했다. . . . . . "선생님 제 별명은 땅꾼입니다"</DIV>         <DIV class=embedPlayer><EMBED style="WIDTH: 200px; HEIGHT: 28px" height=28 type=application/octet-stream width=200 src=http://cfs8.planet.daum.net/upload_control/pcp_download.php?fhandle=M3AzbHZAZnM4LnBsYW5ldC5kYXVtLm5ldDovMTA4NjA3NzgvMi8yMTYubXAz&filename=216.mp3 allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allownetworking="internal" volume="0" loop="-1" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowNetworking='internal' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain'>   </DIV> <IMG style="WIDTH: 294px; FLOAT: none; HEIGHT: 24px; CLEAR: none" id=tx_entry_4925 class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/16051B4D50F6DD3A0C" width=502 height=59 actualwidth="502" id="A_16051B4D50F6DD3A0C620D"/>   <CENTER><A href="http://cafe.daum.net/dusktrain" target=_blank></A> <A href="/releases/6.101/pages/daumx/%3CU%3Ehttp://cafe.daum.net/dusktrain%3C/U%3E%3C/A%3E"> </A> <TABLE style="BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; WIDTH: 182px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse; HEIGHT: 31px; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-RIGHT: medium none" class=txc-table border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=182 align=center> <TBODY><A href="http://cafe.daum.net/dusktrain" target=_blank> <TR> <TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: #ff00dd 3px solid; TEXT-ALIGN: center; BORDER-LEFT: #ff00dd 3px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000; WIDTH: 100%; BORDER-TOP: #ff00dd 3px solid; BORDER-RIGHT: #ff00dd 3px solid" rows="1" cols="1"> 카페전체보기↓클릭 <A href="http://cafe.daum.net/dusktrain" target=_blank><IMG style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" id=A_2363B4475205E6BB06EA2D class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2363B4475205E6BB06" width=155 actualwidth="155" id="A_2363B4475205E6BB06EA2D"/></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER> <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fhongjjaa.com.ne.kr%2Ficon%2Fmen%2F525-42.gif" borde="0"> 댓글 좀 남겨주고 가세요 <A href="http://cafe.daum.net/dusktrain" target=_blank></A></TD></TR></TBODY></A></TABLE></DIV>