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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">젊은 여자에게 새장가를 든 나이 지긋하신 농부님네,</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">하루는 성 상담소에 찾아와 고민을 토로했다.</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 11pt">농부 : "젊은 여자랑 살려니까 힘들어요.</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">일을 하다가 그 마음이 생기면</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><IMG id=imageCheckerTempId_1 alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.ezday.co.kr%2Fcache%2Fcafe%2F2008%2F09%2F22%2F6410de675e20cfe7a5406be34242221a.gif" jquery1222357433218="41"></SPAN><BR></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">바쁘게 집에 가는데 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">집에 도착하기전에 힘이 빠져버려서....."</SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">상담원 : "저런!....음.......</SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그럼 이렇게 한 번 해보시지요?"</SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><IMG id=imageCheckerTempId_1 alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.ezday.co.kr%2Fcache%2Fcafe%2F2008%2F09%2F22%2F6410de675e20cfe7a5406be34242221a.gif" jquery1222357433218="41"></SPAN><BR></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">농부 : "어떻게요?"</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">상담원 : "아내를 들로 부르는 겁니다."</SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">농부 :"예끼!, 여보슈! 아내를 부르려면</SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">내가 집으로 가야잖소!"</SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">상담원 : "그럼, 새 쫓는 총을 가지고 나가서</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">생각날 때마다 쏘세요.</SPAN><BR><SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><IMG id=imageCheckerTempId_1 alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.ezday.co.kr%2Fcache%2Fcafe%2F2008%2F09%2F22%2F6410de675e20cfe7a5406be34242221a.gif" jquery1222357433218="41"></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그 총소리를 듣고</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">아내가 달려오게 하면 되잖아요."</SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">농부 :"아~그것 참, 기가 막힌 생각이군요!"</SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">한 달 후......</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">농부의 근황이 궁금해진 상담원이 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">농부 집에 전화를 해서 물었다.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><IMG id=imageCheckerTempId_1 alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.ezday.co.kr%2Fcache%2Fcafe%2F2008%2F09%2F22%2F6410de675e20cfe7a5406be34242221a.gif" jquery1222357433218="41"></SPAN> </SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">상담원 : "요즘, 부인이랑 사랑 많이 나누십니까?"</SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">농부 : " 아이구,말도 마슈!!</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">요즘 사냥철이 아닙니까?</SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">사냥꾼들이 여기서도 탕!,</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">저기서도 탕!~탕! </SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그때마다 여편네가 이리저리로</SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">행방불명되는 바람에</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">찾아 다니느라 죽을 맛이오~~</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
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상담원 땜에 농부 죽네...
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