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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">재치있고</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">현명한 부인</SPAN></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><FONT face=휴먼편지체><FONT color=#00b000><STRONG>한 부부가 호수가 휴양지에 휴가를 갔다 </STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><FONT face=휴먼편지체><FONT color=#00b000><STRONG>낚시광인 남편이 배를타고 새벽 낚시를 나갔다 들어와서 </STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><FONT face=휴먼편지체><FONT color=#00b000><STRONG>낮잠을 자는 동안, 부인이 혼자 보트를 타고 호수 </STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><FONT face=휴먼편지체><FONT color=#00b000><STRONG>가운데까지 나가서 돛을 내리고 시원한 호수 바람을 즐기며 </STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><FONT face=휴먼편지체><FONT color=#00b000><STRONG>책을 읽고 있었다. <IMG style="WIDTH: 574px; FLOAT: none; HEIGHT: 396px; CLEAR: none; CURSOR: pointer" id=A_1309423C4F8EA4FB109AB9 class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/1309423C4F8EA4FB10" width=600 height=397 actualwidth="750" isset="true" id="A_1309423C4F8EA4FB109AB9"/> </STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><FONT face=휴먼편지체><FONT color=#00b000><STRONG>경찰 보트가 순찰을 하다가 부인이 탄 보트에</STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><FONT face=휴먼편지체><FONT color=#00b000><STRONG> 다가와 검문을 했다. </STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><STRONG><FONT face=휴먼편지체><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)">"부인, 여기서 무엇을 하고 계십니까?" </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><FONT face=휴먼편지체><IMG style="WIDTH: 573px; FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none; CURSOR: pointer" id=A_13781D3C4F8EA4FB2890F4 class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/13781D3C4F8EA4FB28" width=600 height=392 actualwidth="738" isset="true" id="A_13781D3C4F8EA4FB2890F4"/></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><FONT face=휴먼편지체><STRONG>"책을 읽고 있는데요! 뭐 잘못된 것이라도 있습니까?" <IMG id=imageCheckerTempId_2 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F736x%2Fe4%2Ffd%2F40%2Fe4fd40a14954c6e4c7aab5d42c08b9b4.jpg" width=500> </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><FONT face=휴먼편지체><STRONG>"예, 이 지역은 낚시 금지 구역이라 벌금을 내셔야겠습니다. <IMG style="WIDTH: 580px; FLOAT: none; HEIGHT: 472px; CLEAR: none; CURSOR: pointer" id=A_186E0B3C4F8EA4FB3317CF class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/186E0B3C4F8EA4FB33" width=900 height=474 actualwidth="900" isset="true" id="A_186E0B3C4F8EA4FB3317CF"/> </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><FONT face=휴먼편지체><STRONG>"아니, 여보세요, 낚시를 하지도 않았는데 </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><FONT face=휴먼편지체><STRONG>벌금은 왜 낸단 말이예요? <IMG style="WIDTH: 602px; FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none; CURSOR: pointer" id=A_120D8D3A4F8EA4FC2619BA class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/120D8D3A4F8EA4FC26" width=800 height=464 actualwidth="800" isset="true" id="A_120D8D3A4F8EA4FC2619BA"/> </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><FONT face=휴먼편지체><STRONG>"현장에서 낚시를 하고 있지는 않더라도, </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><FONT face=휴먼편지체><STRONG>배에 낚시 도구를 완전히 갖추고 </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><FONT face=휴먼편지체><STRONG>금지 구역 내에 정박하고 있는 것은 벌금 사유에 해당됩니다." <IMG style="WIDTH: 481px; HEIGHT: 395px" id=imageCheckerTempId_14 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wallstreetinsanity.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fbeautifulwomaninwater.jpg" width=524 height=396></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><FONT face=휴먼편지체><STRONG> "그래요? 그럼 난 당신을 강간죄로 고발하겠어요" <IMG style="WIDTH: 481px; HEIGHT: 751px" id=imageCheckerTempId_20 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fpecheur.info%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F03%2Fwoman-day.jpg" width=485 height=753></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><FONT face=휴먼편지체><STRONG>"아니, 부인! 난 부인에게 손도 댄 적이 </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><FONT face=휴먼편지체><STRONG>없는데 강간이라뇨? "</STRONG></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><FONT face=휴먼편지체><STRONG>"당신도 시방 강간에 필요한 물건을 </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
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재미있네. 정신을 차리세요. 경찰,
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경찰이 남자였네요
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옳으신 명답이네요~~
말되네~~
고맙습니다.
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ㅎㅎㅎ~ 유쾌 하네요.
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