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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">텔레비전 보는데 건전지가 다 됐는지 리모콘 작동이 안 된다.</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">건전지를 갈아 끼기 위해 뚜껑을 열었다.</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">있던 건 쉽게 뺐는데 새걸 넣으려니까 자꾸만 손이 미끄러진다.</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#000000>그렇게 끙끙거리는데 마누라의 뼈 있는 한마디.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“제대로 넣는 법이 없다니까.”</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">이어지는 가슴 아픈 소리.</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“빼는 것만 잘하지.”</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#000000>그때 또 심장 떨리는 소리.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“아무렇게나 넣기만 한다고 되는 게 아니야.”</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">제대로 건전지를 넣었더니 이제야 리모콘이 된다. </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">소리조절도 잘 되고.</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">“거 봐라. 제대로 넣고 누르니까 소리도 잘 나잖아.”</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그냥 잠이나 자려고 리모콘으로 텔레비전을 끄고 방으로 들어갔다.</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">마누라는 아직 볼 프로그램이 있는지 다시 텔레비전을 켠다.</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
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첫댓글 한번 쓰다듬어 줄것이제,
^*^ 이 무정한 영감태이야, 눈치가 그리도 없어어야 ^*^
바보같은 남편이야.....
영감 탱이가 잘 하는게 없나 보네...
떨어진 점수 언제 만회할꺼야 잘좀해라 매일 쫑코먹지말구요
잘 감상합니다.
감합니다.
정말!! 마누라님 밋쵸것소!! ㅎㅎㅎ
으이구 왜사니 영감 탱이야
남자가 자지 힘이 없으면 여자한테 진다는게 참말인가 봐욧!
한장할소리 작작하는구만 그럴수록기죽는 남편들이여 용기를 냅시다
너무 너무 잘보고
바보같은 사람아 .............
감사합니다......
잘 보고 갑니다
감사합니다!!
잘보고 갑니다.
수다 스런 넉두리 잘봤소~
즐감~~
잘 보고 갑니다.
잘보고 웃고 갑니다. 건강하세요.
웃고 갑니다.
고맙습니다
맞어
많이 듣던 소리인디.