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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">입석과 좌석의 차이는 왜</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN><BR></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">어느날 경찰이 관내순찰을하고 있었다 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">한 여인이 비틀거리더니 대로변에서 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">갑자기 주저앉아 일을 보기 시작했다. </SPAN><BR></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">경찰은 미소를 지으며 여인에게 다가가 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">경범죄를 적용시켜 4만원의 벌금을 부과시켰다. </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">그순간 뒤에서는 남자가 자전거를 타고 잠시서서</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">일을 보고 있었는데~~</SPAN><BR><BR></STRONG><BR></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">경찰은 남자에게는 2만원의 벌금을 부과시켰다 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">순간 여자는 화를 벌컥 내며 말했다.</SPAN></STRONG> <BR><BR><IMG border=0 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/144BD70C4B861EC587" width=300 height=200 allownetworking="internal" wmode="transparent" scale="exactfit"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">아니~, 저 남자는 2만원이고, </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">나는 왜 4만원이에요? </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">그러자 경찰이 웃으며 대답했다. . </SPAN><BR></STRONG></P>
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첫댓글 잘 감상합니다.
감합니다.
그 경찰은 역시 머라가 명석하군요.ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
그렇군요....
하하하 그러네요 ㅎㅎ
잘보았어요~~ ㅋ
맞는말인가요? 아닌데....
ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
웃어봅니다.ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
옳은 말씀, 입석과 좌석은 엄연한 차이가 있는 법이지비...^*^ㅎㅎㅎ
잘 보고 갑니다.
잘보고 웃고갑니다.
그렇게 차이가 잇어요
웃고 갑니다.
앉아서 보고 서서 보았으니
맞습니다
재밌게 보고 갑니다
감사합니다
재미있는 유머 감사합니다.
더위에 지쳤으니 웃으며 살자구요 으하하하하하하하하하히
재밋게 웃었습니다. 고맙습니다.
맞네 맞아 ㅎㅎ~