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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(3,0,102)"><STRONG style="LETTER-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">할머니 택시타기 시리즈</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></STRONG></SPAN><STRONG style="LETTER-SPACING: 0px"><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(3,0,102)">*택시 탄 할머니1<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(3,0,102)">할머니가 택시를 탔다.원하는 목적지에 도착 했을 때<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(3,0,102)">요금이 3000원이 나왔다.<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(3,0,102)">그런데,할머니는 700원만 주고 내리는 것이었다.<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(3,0,102)">택시기사 왈~~<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(3,0,102)">"아니...? 할머니 왜 700원만 주시나요?"<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(3,0,102)"><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">그러자 할머니 왈~~~</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(3,0,102)"><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">"이놈아~~!내가 탈 때 2300원부터 시작했어!"</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR></STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(3,0,102)">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><STRONG style="LETTER-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(152,0,0)">택시 탄 할머니2<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(152,0,0)">할머니가 또 택시를 탔다.<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(152,0,0)">목적지에 도착하니 또 2000원이 나왔다.<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(152,0,0)">그런데 이번에는 할머니가 1000원만 주고 내리는 것 이었다.<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(152,0,0)">택시기사 왈~~<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(152,0,0)">"아니....?할머니 왜 1000원만 주시나요?"<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(152,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 18pt">그러자 ,할머니 왈~~"</SPAN></STRONG></P>
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첫댓글 하하하 잼있네요
할머니 유머 시리즈 근사합니다.
잘 감상합니다.
감합니다.
할머니 참 잘 하셨어요.ㅎㅎㅎ
재미있네욯ㅎㅎ
재밌네요
할매 수다 그럴뜻 합니다
웃음 주셔서 감사합니다.
그 놈의 사투리 알아먹지 못하니 이런 실수가??????????????
웃고감니다,
웃고갑니다
ㅎㅎㅎ
ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
웃고 갑니다.
늙은 할머니도 돈엔 아주 영악 하십니다여,,,,그렇게도 세리에 밝으시니,,고맙습니다.
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윳고 갑니다.
ㅎㅎㅎ 나도 웃고갑니다.
ㅋㅋㅋ
늙은 할매들 무슨 빽 믿고 큰소리인지...?
순실이 빽인가?
할머니가 현명하신줄 모르고 살았네. 지하철을 타면 요금은?
이할매. 자기가 가시난줄 착각하심니다.
웃고갑니다.