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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#de000e><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt" mouseX="474" mouseY="237">어이~임자 준비 됐는가</SPAN><BR><BR><IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huneuru.com%2Ficonimge%2Fsunginicon-31.gif"></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal"><BR><STRONG style="LETTER-SPACING: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">농사를 짓는 두 부부가 가을에 추수를 끝내고</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">바쁜 시간도 지나고 시간적 여유가 생겨</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">하루 저녁에는 기분도 그렇고 하여</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">쐬주 한잔하면서 이런 저런 이야기 끝에</SPAN><BR></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal"><STRONG style="LETTER-SPACING: 0px"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">남편왈, </SPAN><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#de000e>"임자 오늘 우리 막둥이 하나 만들어 볼까?"</FONT><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">하니 아내 왈, </SPAN><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#de000e>"좋을대로 하이소"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> 하여</SPAN><BR><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">샤워을 마치고 난 남편이</SPAN><BR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#de000e>"이∼임자 준비 됐는가~"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> 하니 </SPAN><BR><BR><BR></STRONG><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">아내 왈, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><B><FONT color=#de000e>"언제 노크하고 들어 왔남 유?</FONT></B></SPAN></P>
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첫댓글 두개의 유머어 감사합니다.
웃고 맙시다
감사합니다
잘 감상합니다.
감합니다.
다~마즌야~그네요. ㅋㅋㅋ ㅎㅎㅎ
아 이 영감택이야 언제 노크하고,거시기를 집어 넣냐..
가정을 소홀히 여기면 패가망신됩니다.
재미난유머 잘보고 웃고갑니다.
맞습니다. 맞고요.
ㅎㅎㅎ
맞는 말씀 입니다.
재미있게 보고 갑니다. 감사합니다.
맞는말이네요
말 되네
그래 언제 노크하고 들어왔남요 ?????????
웃고감니다,
웃고가네
재미난 유머 잘보고갑니다,건강 하세요.
재미있게 잘 보고 갑니다
ㅋㅋㅋ
쥐길넘 ㅎㅎㅎ
잘 보고 갑니다.
ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
웃고갑니다.
감사합니다........
잘보고갑니다.
웃고갑니다.소천옹달샘.
잘 보고 갑니다.
감사합니다 재미있네...
웃자고요 감사 ^^
맞고요.