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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" mouseX="322" mouseY="21"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt" color=rgb(255,72,22)><STRONG><FONT color=#e31600><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#e31600><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">엽기 싸롱술집 마담언니</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG>새벽 2시. 술집문을 닫고 </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG>언제나처럼 술이 거나하게 취해</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG>집으로 돌아가던 </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG>어느 OO싸롱 마담.... </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG>그날도 여느때처럼 술에 취한채 </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG>손수 운전을 하고 귀가를 하였답니다. </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG>그 날은 음주단속을 피하지 못했다. </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG> </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P align=center><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">경찰관 : (창문을 두드리며) </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">아주머니, 어서 창문 내리세요.</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=center><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG>마담 : (아주 떳떳하게 창문을 내립니다. ) </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG>왜 그러는데여?? </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG>경찰관 : (풍겨오는 술냄새를 직감하며) </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">술 드시고 운전하셔도 됩니까?</SPAN> </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">마담 : (아직도 비몽사몽인가 봅니다)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">술먹고 </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">운전하지 마란법 있어여?</SPAN> </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/tistory/246A963D510675A80B"><BR><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG>경찰관 : (........)........ -_-ㆀ. </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG>(할말을 잃었는지, 음주측정기만 말없이 디밉니다). </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG>아주머니 부세요. </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">마담 : (아직도 정신못차림</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">) </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">뭘 불어여?</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">경찰관 : </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">지금 장난하십니까?</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">어서 부세요.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P><STRONG></STRONG><FONT color=#0900ff><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG>그러자 마담 뭔가 한참 고민을 하는 듯 하더랍니다.</STRONG></SPAN></FONT>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG>그리고 아주 한심하다는 </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG>표정으로 되려 경찰관을 쯧쯧하는 </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG>야리꾸리한 표정으로 갈구드랍니다. </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG>그리고는 그 엽기적인 한마디를... 내 뱉더랍니다. </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P align=center><FONT color=#e31600><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">마담 : </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">내 술집 마담생활 20년에...</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#e31600><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">빨아라 하는놈은 봤어도.</SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#e31600><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">불어라 하느놈은 첨보네.</SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P></FONT></FONT></CENTER></DIV>
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