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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px" align=center><FONT face=굴림><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">재미는 즈그가 보고</SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px" align=center><FONT face=굴림><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">작은 암자 뒤뜰에 큰 감나무가 있어~</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">가을이되면 나무하러 갔던 나뭇꾼들이 따먹곤 했다.</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P><FONT face=굴림>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px" align=center><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">조금 있으니 젊은 이 소룡스님</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">불공 드리러온 여자를 데리고 와서 수작을 벌였다.</SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px" align=center><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">"안돼요 ! 나는 혼자사는 과부라 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">만약 임신을 하게 되면 소문이 나서 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">동네에 살지도 못하게 된단 말이에요."</SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px" align=center><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>"그런것은 걱정 마시오. 내가 다 알아서 처리할 테니...."</STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px" align=center><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">그렇게 협상이 되었는지 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">두 사람은 허겁지겁 옷을 벗어 던지고 신바람을 낸다. </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">한참후 일을 마친 여자!.. 걱정스레 말한다.</SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>"만일 임신이 되면 어쩌지요?"</STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; FONT-SIZE: 12px" align=center><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">"걱정 말아요. 저 높은데 계시는 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">그 분이 잘 해결해 주실 겁니다."</SPAN></STRONG></P>
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첫댓글 재밋네요.
그래도 나무위에서 좋은 구경 했구만요,
생비디오 본 값치곤 많이 비쌉니다.대학까지 공부시킬려면
영감님 고생이많겠네요.재밋는 유머 감사합니다.
높은데 계신분 책임지셩
웃고갑니다.
재밎네....ㅍㅍ
감사합니다...
재미나는 유모어 네요
네 감사합니다.
백일 기도 드리고 마지막에 스님의씨를 받아서 임신하는 기도 그옛날엔 그것이 백일 기도 효과 봤다고 감사함니다
재미있는 유머 잘보고 갑니다 감사합니다.
웃고 갑니다
하하 웃고감니다,
웃음이 절 로 절로.
맞아요....세상살이 다 그런거같아요....
유머글 잘보았습니다
유머 잘 보았습니다. 감사합니다.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
어쩌면 좋아요
어떻게 않웃어요... ㅋ~ ㅋㅋ
웃고 갑니다...
웃고감디다
웃고갑니다...
웃고도 허전한 느낌 ~ 너무 엉뚱한 유머 여하간 감사합니다.
린공수정도 돈들여 하는데.
웃고갑니다.고맙습니다.
젊어지고 갑니다.
맞는말이군
ㅎㅎㅎㅎ