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[쉬어가기]/수필·감상문·기타 2006-12-14 13:07:28<hr data-ke-style="style1">모두들 넘 바뿐 것 같네... 머리 좀 식하야지... 언젠가? 지난주였던 모양이다. 덕상이 보내준 우스개 소린데... 올리는 거를 이자뿌고 있다가 오늘 우째 생각이 나서 함께 웃자고 올려 본다. 덕영아 올리도 되제???   Subject: George Bush's Daily Meeting   How George Bush got to know the name of the new leader of China, Mr. Hu in the Oval Office:   George  : Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi     : Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George : Great. Lay it on me. Condi     : Hu is the new leader of China. George  : That's what I want to know. Condi     : That's what I'm telling you. George  : That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi     : Yes. George  : I mean the fellow's name. Condi     : Hu. George  : The guy in China. Condi     : Hu. George  : The new leader of China. Condi     : Hu. George  : The Chinaman! Condi     : Hu is leading China. George  : Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi     : I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George  : Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi     : That's the man's name. George  : That's who's name? Condi     : Yes. George  : Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi     : Yes, sir. George  : Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi     : That's correct. George  : Then who is in China? Condi     : Yes, sir. George  : Yassir is in China? Condi     : No, sir. George  : Then who is? Condi     : Yes, sir. George  : Yassir? Condi     : No, sir. George  : Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi     : Kofi? George  : No, thanks. Condi     : You want Kofi? George  : No. Condi     : You don't want Kofi. George  : No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi     : Yes, sir. George  : Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi     : Kofi? George  : Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi     : And call who? George  : Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi     : Hu is the guy in China. George  : Will you stay out of China?! Condi     : Yes, sir. George  : And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi     : Kofi. George  : All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi     : Rice, here. George  : Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China and the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?