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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">나는 내 코고는 소리에 놀라 잠이 깨었다. </SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">흠냐리..난 졸라 쪽팔려서 남편을 슬쩍봤다. </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">자고 있길 바라면서...</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gungsuh, 궁서, serif"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그러나 ‘헉’...깨어있다...개망신이다. </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">근데 잠깐만.. </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">어둠이 내린 새벽 한시..</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">이 인간이 깨어 있는게 아니라 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">누군가와 통화를 하는게 아닌가?</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">뇌리를 스쳐가는 예리한 육감..</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">분명 여자다...</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">손톱에 날이 선다...</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">내용은 안들리지만 전화의 목소리는 년이 맞다. </SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 12pt">난 계속 잠든 척 했다.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">남편은 ‘네’라고 했다...</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">지금 마누라 자는지 물어봤겠지?</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">다시 ‘네’라고 대답한다.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">년이 콧소리로 사랑하냐고 물어봤을거다.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그리고 지금 나올 수 있냐고 물어 보겠지.. </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">역시 남편은 ‘나갈께요’라고 대답한다..</SPAN><BR></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">개##... 넌 딱걸렸어... </SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">남편이 옷을 걸치고 나가려 할 때, </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">난 뒤통수에 대고 말했다.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“어떤 년이야?” </SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“옆집 아짐마.” </SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">남편은 현장을 들켰다는 걸 알았는지 순순히 불었다.</SPAN><BR></STRONG><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">남편이 인정하자 울컥하고 화가 치민다.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">넌 디졌어.. 나쁜 넘아.. </SPAN></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“이 나쁜너마 왜 하필 옆집 순영이 엄마야? </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim, 굴림, AppleGothic, sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-SIZE: 14pt">크어억.. 내가 그년보다 못한게 모야?”</SPAN><BR></STRONG></P>
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첫댓글 대략 난감하네
잘보고갑니다.감사합니다.
이걸 어떻하나
너무 경솔했어 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
잘 감상합니다.
유머 치고는 사람 놀라게 하네
잘보고갑니다
그 마누라 혹시 의부증 환자 ...
잼나게보고 웃고갑니다.
눈치가 0네 유머로알지요 웃으며 살아요 으히하하하하하
미친년이네 콱 쥐어 박아버려도 시원찮네.
ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
잘 보고감니다,
오해 할만도 하지요
넘겨 집긴
ㅎㅎㅎ
어부증 여자 하고는 못살아.
허허허허~~~~~~~허허허허
잘 보고갑니다.
기냥웃지요^^
똑바로 알고 따져야지, 잘보고갑니다.
웃고갑니다.
유머 잘보고 갑니다.
말은 끝까지 들어봐야지 중간 중간듣고 이상하게 생각하니 개망신이지요,감사합니다
남편이 오해하게끔 말을 했네 ㅎㅎㅎ~