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background-repeat: no-repeat ; background-position: bottom right; } table { background-color: transparent; } td { background-color: transparent; }</STYLE</style><p><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/22503536581B840313" class="txc-image" width="528" height="284" style="width: 528px; height: 284px; clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="500" exif="{}" data-filename="daum_gallery_photo_20151124054100.gif" id="A_22503536581B840313B9AB"/></p><p><center><center><font size="4" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(9, 0, 255); font-size: 11pt;">에고,,땀나라..polo님..ㅋㅋ...</span></strong><br></font></center><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="4" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><font color="#000000" style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-family: Gulim,굴림;"><span style="font-size: 36pt;"><font style="background-color: rgb(9, 0, 255);"><font color="#ff5e00"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong><span style="font-size: 24pt;">▒ 재미있는 유머와 움짤.. ▒</span></strong></span></font></font></span></span></font></font></p><font size="4" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"> <p style="text-align: center;"><img class="tx-daum-image" id="imageCheckerTempId_6" style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/271E2B375520FEC708" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" isset="true" id="A_271E2B375520FEC708805A"/></p><p> <font color="#00000" style="font-family: null;"><span id="style" style="line-height: 25px;"><font size="3"><font color="#003399" style="font-size: 11pt;"><br></font></font></span></font></p></font></center><p><br></p><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><p><center> </center><p><br></p></span><p><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">
</span><center><font size="4" style="font-family: null;"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><span style="line-height: 25px;"><font size="3"><font color="#003399" style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#ff00dd"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><font style="background-color: rgb(0, 34, 102);"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">♧네 아버지 맞아?</span><font style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"> </font></font></span></font></span></strong></font></font></span></font></font></center><font size="4" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><font color="#00000" style="font-family: null;"><span style="line-height: 25px;">
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<font color="#003399" style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕;">어느장례식에서 목사님이 고인의관 앞에서 </span></span></span></strong></font></center><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><center><font color="#003399"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕;">고인에 대한 </span></span></strong></font><font color="#003399" style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕;">추모 말씀을 하십니다.</span></span><br>
<span><font color="#993800"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">"고인은 생전에 항상 근면하고 성실하며 </span></font></span></strong></font></center></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong style="font-family: null;"></strong></span><font color="#003399"><strong><font color="#993800"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">가정적이고 타에 모범이 되었으며..."</span></span></font>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">그러자 바람둥이 남편 때문에 평생 속을</span></span></strong></font></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><span style="font-family: null; font-size: 14pt;"><center><font color="#003399"><strong></strong></font><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">썩였던 죽은이의 부인이 </span><span style="font-size: 14pt;">옆자리의 </span></strong></font></center></span></span><center><font color="#003399"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong style="font-family: null;"></strong></span></font><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#003399"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">아들에게 귓속말로 속삭입니다.</span></span></strong></font></span></center><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#003399"><strong></strong></font><center><font color="#003399"><strong>
<span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#993800"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">"얘야, 가서 관 속에 있는 분이</span></font></span></strong></font><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#993800"> <span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">정말</span> </font></span></strong></center><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong style="font-family: null;"></strong></span><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#993800"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">네 아버지인지 확인하고 오너라."</span></font></span></strong></span>
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</span></font></font><p><br></p><center><pre><center style="text-align: center;"><p class="ph" style="text-align: center;"><font size="4" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><font color="#00000" style="font-family: null;"><img class="tx-daum-image" id="imageCheckerTempId_11" style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/270460385520FECE04" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" isset="true" id="A_270460385520FECE04AD98"/></font></font></p><p class="ph" style="text-align: center;"><font size="4" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><font color="#00000" style="font-family: null;"> </font></font><font size="4" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><font color="#00000" style="font-family: null;">
<strong><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><font style="background-color: rgb(124, 67, 177);"><font color="#ffffff"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">♧결혼 반대...</span></font></font></span></strong></font></font></p></center><center><font size="4" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><font color="#00000" style="font-family: null;"><strong></strong> </font></font></center><center><font size="4" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><font color="#00000" style="font-family: null;"><strong><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">교제한지 2년이 넘도록 남자가 </span></span></font></strong></font></font></center><center><font size="4" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><font color="#00000" style="font-family: null;"><strong><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">결혼하자는 </span></span></font></strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><font size="+0" style="font-family: null;"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><span style="line-height: 21px;"><strong><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">말을 하지 않아서</span></span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">초조해진 여자가 결혼 이야기를 꺼냈더니... </span></span></font></strong></span></font></font></span></font></font></center><p><br></p></pre></center><p><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">
</span><center><font size="+0" style="font-family: null;"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><span style="line-height: 27px;"><strong><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">남자는 못 들은 척</span></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">떨떠름한 표정을 지으며 외면했습니다.</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">이대로는 도저히 안되겠다 싶어서 </span></font></strong></span></font></font></center><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">
</span><center><font size="+0"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><span style="line-height: 27px;"><font color="#003399"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">여자가 남자에게 따졌습니다</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">.</span></span></strong></font></span><font color="#003399"><br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>
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</strong><font size="+0"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><strong><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">여자 : "도대체 결혼하자는 말만 </span></span></font></strong></font></font><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">
</span><center><font size="+0" style="font-family: null;"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><span style="line-height: 27px;"><strong><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">나오면</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"> </span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">왜 피하는 거예요</span><span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">?"</span></span></font></strong></span><strong><font color="#003399"><br></font></strong></font></font></center>
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<center><font size="+0" style="font-family: null;"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><strong><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">남자 : "집안에서 반대가 너무 심해서 </span></span></font></strong></font></font></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">
<center><font size="+0" style="font-family: null;"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><span style="line-height: 27px;"><strong><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">결혼 말을 꺼내지도 못해</span></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">."</span></font></strong></span><strong><font color="#003399"><br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">여자 : "누가 그렇게 반대를 하세요?</span> </span></font></strong></font></font></center></span><span style="font-family: null; font-size: 14pt;">
<center><font size="+0"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><span style="line-height: 27px;"><strong><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">아버님? 어머님?"</span></span><br></font></strong></span></font></font></center>
<center><font size="+0"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><span style="line-height: 27px;"><strong><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">남자 : "아니</span></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">...."</span></font></strong></span><strong><font color="#003399"><br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">여자 : </span>"</span></font><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 11pt;"><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> 부모님이</span></font><span style="font-family: null; font-size: 14pt;"> </span><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">아니면 도대체 </span></font></span></strong></font></font></center></span>
<p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><center><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><span style="line-height: 27px;"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">누구가 반대를 해요?"</span></span></font></span><br></strong></span></font></font></center>
<center><font size="4"><font face="Verdana"><span style="line-height: 27px;"><strong><font color="#ff0000" style="font-size: 14pt;"><span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">남자 : "...내..마누라가..."</span></span></font></strong></span></font></font></center><p><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana">
</font></font><center style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><span style="line-height: 21px;"><font color="#003399"><br><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><font color="#000000"><font style="background-color: rgb(34, 116, 28);"><font color="#ffffff"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">♧주머니가 없으니</span></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">...</span></font></font></font></span><br><br></strong></font></span></font></font></font></font></center><center style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><span style="line-height: 21px;"><font color="#003399"><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/24471C35581B8A791B" class="txc-image" width="400" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="400" exif="{}" data-filename="4_1_0626.gif" id="A_24471C35581B8A791B7B8B"/></strong></p><p><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong>몹시 더운 여름날
</strong></span></span><center><strong><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">어떤 남자가 홀딱 벗고 자다가</span></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">다급한 전화를 받곤 벗은 채로 </span></strong></font></strong></center></font></span><font color="#003399"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 18pt;">
<center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">그냥 뛰쳐나와 택시를 잡아 탔습니다</span></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">.</span></strong></font></center><center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><strong><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 18pt;"><span style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">타고 보니 여자 기사였는데 민망스럽게도 </span></span></span></strong></font></center></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">
<center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">그녀는 홀딱 벗은 남자를</span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">위 아래로 계속 훑어 보며 </span></strong></font></center></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;">
<center><font color="#003399"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">음흉한 미소를 짓는 겁니다</span></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">.</span><br><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">참다 못한 남자가 한마디 합니다.</span></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">" 당신 남자 몸 처음 봤소? </span></strong></font></center></span></strong></font></font></font></font><p><br></p><strong><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><p>
<center><font color="#003399"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">운전이나 잘 해요</span></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">! "</span><br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">그러자 여자 기사의 대꾸 !</span></span><br></strong></font></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><p><br><center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><img class="tx-daum-image" id="imageCheckerTempId_2" style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/231D8B4656B725E702" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" isset="true" id="A_231D8B4656B725E702B681"/><strong></strong></span></font></center><p>
<center><font color="#ff0000" style="font-family: null;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">"택시요금 어디서 꺼낼까 </span></strong></font></center><p><br></p></span><p><br></p></span><p><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">
</span><center><font style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong><font color="#ff0000"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">궁금해서 쳐다 봤는데</span>, </font></strong></span></font></center>
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<center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><font style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong><font color="#ff0000"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">왜 잘못됐어요</span>?"</font></strong></span></font></span></center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong>
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</strong><center><strong><font style="background-color: rgb(153, 0, 133);"><font color="#ffffff"><span style="font-size: 18pt;">♤ 안녕하세요? 블랑카 입니다...!!</span></font></font></strong></center><center><strong><font style="background-color: rgb(153, 0, 133);"><font color="#ffffff"><br></font></font></strong></center></font></font></font></strong></font></center><center style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><font color="#003399" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><center><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2776CC3A581C75B00E" class="txc-image" width="140" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="140" exif="{}" data-filename="01_softtjs.gif" id="A_2776CC3A581C75B00EB5CA"/> </strong><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2776CC3A581C75B00E" class="txc-image" width="140" style="clear: none; float: none;" alt="더블클릭을 하시면 이미지를 수정할 수 있습니다" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="140" exif="{}" data-filename="01_softtjs.gif" id="A_2776CC3A581C75B00EB5CA"/></p><p><strong><br></strong></p></center><center><strong>저 한국에 온지 몇 년 됐어요... <br>한국와서 봉숙이 만나서 결혼도 했어요^^~. <br><br>저 처음에 한국 왔을 때 </strong></center><strong>
</strong><center><strong>한국은 간식도 너~무 무서운 거 같았어요. <br><br>저 점심먹고 왔더니, 과장님이~ </strong></center><center><br><strong></strong></center></font></font></font></font></center><center style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><font color="#003399" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><center><strong><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/25684638581C77511F" class="txc-image" width="500" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="500" exif="{}" data-filename="9-914-21.gif" id="A_25684638581C77511F98E9"/></p><p><br></p><br>"블랑카,!! 입가심으로 계피사탕 먹을래?? </strong></center><strong>
</strong><center><strong>했어요. <br><br>저 한국사람들 소피국 먹는거 알았지만, </strong></center><strong>
</strong><center><strong>개피까지 사탕으로 먹을 줄 몰랐어요. <br><br>저 드라큐라도 아니고 무슨 개피로 입가심 하냐고,</strong></center><strong>
</strong><center><strong> 싫타~~고 했더니,</strong></center><center><strong> </strong></center></font></font></font><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><font color="#003399" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><center><p><strong><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2624713B581B8AAE19" class="txc-image" width="396" height="249" style="width: 396px; height: 249px; clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="480" exif="{}" data-filename="9-899-12-5.gif" id="A_2624713B581B8AAE191BBF"/><br>과장님이 "그럼 눈깔사턍은 어때??" 하셨어요~~ <br><br>저 너무 놀라서 "그거 누구꺼냐고??" 했더니, </strong></p></center><strong>
</strong><center><strong>과장님 씨~익 웃으면서,,,, <br><br>"내가 사장꺼 몰래 빼왔어~" 했어요. <br><br>저, 기절했어요~~ <br><br>눈떠보니 과장님 저 보면서<br><br>"기력 많이 약해졌다며 몸보신 해야 한다며 </strong></center><strong>
</strong><center><strong>자기집으로 가자" 고 했어여~~. </strong></center><center><strong><br></strong></center></font></font></font></font></center><center style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><strong><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><font color="#003399" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><center><strong><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/236D6C46581C653E35" class="txc-image" width="470" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="470" exif="{}" data-filename="2.gif" id="A_236D6C46581C653E359B2A"/></p><p><br></p><br>그래서 저 너무 불안해서 "무슨 보신이냐??" </strong></center><strong>
</strong><center><strong>했더니... <br><br>과장님 저 어깨를 툭 치시며 </strong></center></font><font color="#003399" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong>
</strong><center><strong>"가자, 가~서 </strong></center><strong>
</strong><center><strong>우리 마누라 내장탕 먹자" 했어요. </strong></center><center><strong><br></strong></center></font><font color="#003399" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><br><center><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2639963A581C771235" class="txc-image" width="502" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="502" exif="{}" data-filename="맛있는 요리모음움짤...gif" id="A_2639963A581C7712356F1F"/></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><br></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong><font color="#ffffff" style="background-color: rgb(102, 37, 0);">♬저 3일간 못깨어 났어요... </font><br><br>뭡니까 ?? 이게~~ <br>무서운 한국음식 나빠요~~</strong></p></center><strong>
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</strong><center><strong>등기우편을 부치러 갔다.<br>담당계원이 우편물의 무게를 달아보았다.<br><br>" 좀 무거운데요. </strong></center></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>
</strong><center><strong>우표를 한 장 더 붙여야 겠어요."<br><br>" 우표 한 장 더 붙이면 </strong></center></span><strong>
</strong><center><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">더 무거워 질 텐데요</span>! "</strong></center><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong>
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<center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><font color="#ffffff"><font style="background-color: rgb(70, 65, 217);"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">♧ 인생사는 재미...</span></font></font></span><br><span style="font-size: 18pt;"> </span></font></span></strong></font></center></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">
</span></font><center><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;">"<span style="font-size: 14pt;">나 오늘부터는 술도 끊고, 담배도 끊고,</span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">그리고 말야, 바람도 안 피우기로 했어"</span><br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">"그럼, 자네는 오늘부터 무슨 재미로 사나?"</span><br><br><font color="#ff0000"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">"그거야, 거짓말 하는 재미로 살지</span></font></span></strong></font></font></center><center><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><br></span></font></span></strong></font></font></center></font><font size="4"><center><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/237DC738581B8DED25" class="txc-image" width="420" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="420" exif="{}" data-filename="20150312_102107_1939788066.gif" id="A_237DC738581B8DED25E0F8"/></p><p><br></p>
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</strong></font></center><center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><font color="#000000"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><span><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><font size="+0"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><span><font color="#ffffff" style="background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">♧ </font></span></span></font></span><span><span><font style="background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font color="#ffffff"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;">구</span></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 18pt;">두</span><span style="font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 18pt;">한</span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 18pt;">짝...</span></font></font></span></span></span></span></font></span></strong></font><br><font color="#003399" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">윗층에 사는 사람이 언제나 늦게 </span></strong></font></center><center><span style="font-size: 14pt;">
</span></center><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><center><font color="#003399"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">귀가해서 구두를 집어던지는 버릇때문에</span></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">아랫층 사는 남자는 잠을 잘수가 없어 </span></strong></font></center></span><center><span style="font-size: 14pt;">
</span></center><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><center><font color="#003399"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">하루는 윗층에 올라가서 불평을 했다</span></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">.</span><br><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">"</span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">당신이 구두를 벗어 바닥에 놓을 때 </span></span></strong></font></center></span><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">
</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">조용히 내려 놓으면 좋겠군요."</span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">윗층의 남자는 미안하다고 사과하고 </span></strong></font></center></span><center><span style="font-size: 14pt;">
</span></center><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><center><font color="#003399"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">다음부터는 조심하겠다고 약속을 했다</span></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">.</span><br></strong></font></center></span></font></font></font></strong></font></center><center style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><strong><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><center><font color="#003399"><strong><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/265DAD4F581B940617" class="txc-image" width="452" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="452" exif="{}" data-filename="833.gif" id="A_265DAD4F581B9406172B66"/></p><p><br></p><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">그러나 그날밤 윗층의 남자는 약속을 잊고 </span></span></strong></font></center></span><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 18pt;">
</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 18pt;"><center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">습관대로 구두를 벗어 바닥에</span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">집어던졌다</span>.</strong></font></center><center>
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</span></center><span style="font-family: null;"><center><font color="#003399"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">한짝을 던지고 나서야 아랫층 남자의 </span></span></strong></font></center></span><center>
</center><center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">항의가 생각나서 나머지</span></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">한짝은 조심스럽게 벗었다.</span><br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">다음날 새벽 아랫층 남자가 뛰어 올라왔다.</span></span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">♬</span></span></strong></font></center><center>
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</center><center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><strong><font color="#ff0000"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">"아니, 구두 한 짝은 신은채 잤소?</span></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">한짝을 언제 벗을지 몰라 밤새 잠을못잤오</span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">!"</span><br></font><br></strong></font><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong> </strong><img class="tx-daum-image" id="imageCheckerTempId_2" style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/2308C64556CEBD3820" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" isset="true" id="A_2308C64556CEBD3820BCF2"/></span><br><br><font style="background-color: rgb(5, 0, 153);"><font color="#ffffff"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><font size="+0"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong>♧ </strong></span></font></span></font></font></font></center><center><strong>
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</center><center><strong style="font-family: null;"><font color="#003399"><font style="background-color: rgb(5, 0, 153);"><font color="#ffffff"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">사돈간 골프게임....</span><br></span></font></font><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">안팎 사돈을 불문코 같은 핸디캡 </span></span></font></strong></center><center><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">
</span></span></center><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><center><strong style="font-family: null;"><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">사돈끼리 골프게임을 하면 반드시</span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">딸 가진쪽이 이긴다</span>.<br><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">왜냐하면 아들 가진 쪽은 </span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">목에 </span></font></strong></center></span><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">
</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><center><strong style="font-family: null;"><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">힘이 들어가고 헤드업을 하는 반면</span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">♣</span></font></strong></center><center>
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</center><center><strong style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#ff0000">딸 가진 쪽은 고개를 팍 </font></span></strong></center></span><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">
</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><center><strong style="font-family: null;"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">수그리고 치기 때문이다</span>.</font></strong></center></span><center><strong style="font-family: null;"><font color="#003399">
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</center><center><font style="background-color: rgb(70, 65, 217);"><font color="#ffffff"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><font size="+0"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">♧ </span></span></font></span><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">포크와 베이컨...</span></span></font></font><br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">베이컨 경은 지혜롭기도 하지만 </span></span></center><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">
</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><center><span style="font-family: null;">법률가로서나 경험주의 철학가로서</span><br><span style="font-family: null;">그의 이름을 후세에 떨친 사람이었다.</span><br><span style="font-family: null;">또 대단한 유머 감각을 </span></center></span><center><span style="font-size: 14pt;">
</span></center><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><center><span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">소유한 사람이기도 했다.</span></span><br></center></span></font></strong></span></font></font></font></strong></font></center><center style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><strong><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><center><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/24662443581C657922" class="txc-image" width="280" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="280" exif="{}" data-filename="12.gif" id="A_24662443581C657922FD50"/></p><p><br><span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">어느 날 포크 <돼지> 라는 흉악범이 </span></span></p></center></span><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">
</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><center><span style="font-family: null;">사형을 면치 못하게 되자</span><br><span style="font-family: null;">베이컨 경에게 생명만은 </span></center></span><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">
</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><center><span style="font-family: null;">구해 달라고 간청을 하였다.</span><br><span style="font-family: null;">그 까닭인즉 ’베이컨과 포크는 </span></center></span><center><span style="font-size: 14pt;">
</span></center><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><center><span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">친척과 같은 처지가 아니냐’는 것이었다.</span></span><br><br><span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">그러자 베이컨 경이 말했다.</span></span></center><center>
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</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><center><span style="font-family: null;"><font color="#ff0000">처해지지 않으면 우리들은 </font></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="font-family: null;">친척이 될수가</span><span style="font-family: null;">없다네.</span></font></span></center></span><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">
</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><center><span style="font-family: null;"><font color="#ff0000">즉 돼지는 죽어야 비로소 </font></span></center></span><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong style="font-family: null;">
</strong></span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><center><strong style="font-family: null;"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">베이컨이 되는것이니까</span>."</font></strong></center></span></font></strong><center><strong style="font-family: null;"></strong><strong></strong><strong>
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</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">할수없이 변두리 지저분한</span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">식당에서 식사를 하게 되</span><span style="font-size: 14pt;">었다</span>.<br><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">그런데 전에 같은 탈렌트 학원에서 </span></font></center></span><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">
</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">몇 번인가 함께 무대에 오른 일이 있던</span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">옛 친구가 거기서 접시를 나르고 있는것을 </span></font></center></span><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">
</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">보고 깜짝 놀랐다</span>.<br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 11pt;">" <span style="font-family: null; font-size: 14pt;">아니, 자네가 이렇게 지저</span><span style="font-family: null; font-size: 14pt;">분한</span> </span></font></center></span><center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">
</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><center><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">식당에서 일을 하다니!"</span><br><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">그러자 그는 태연하게 말했다.</span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;">♤</span></font></center><center>
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</span></center><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><center><font style="font-family: null;"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">" 하지만 난 여기서 먹진 않는 다네</span>! "</font></font></center></span></strong><center><strong></strong>
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</center><center><strong><font color="#003399"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">라며 떠들고 다니자</span></span><br><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">옆에서 듣고 있던 동료 환자 왈,</span></font></strong></center><center>
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</strong><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><font style="background-color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><font color="#ffffff"><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt;">♣노처녀의 심리상태</span><span style="font-size: 18pt;"> ...</span></strong></font></font></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong> </strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br><br><font color="#009999" size="4" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong><font color="#000000">어느 작은 동네 새마을 금고에<br>복면 강도 두 명이 침입했는데.....<br><br>두목 같이 보이는 한 명이 큰소리로 위협했다<br>" 자~~ 모두들 고개를 숙이고 뒤로 돌아 섯..!!<br></font><br><font color="#000000">남자들은 빨리 돈을 챙겨 놓고</font></strong></font><font color="#009999" size="4"><br><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong>여자들은 차례로 성폭행할거니까 </strong></span></font></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#009999" size="4"><font color="#000000"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">꼼짝 하지마~!! "</span><br></strong></font></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/26057D46581C66E920" class="txc-image" width="326" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="326" exif="{}" data-filename="153.gif" id="A_26057D46581C66E9205D12"/></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#009999" size="4"><font color="#000000"><strong><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">그 말을 듣고 </span></strong></font></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#009999" size="4"><font color="#000000"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">당황한 다른 강도가 고함을 질렀다</span><br></strong></font><font color="#000000"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">" 형님! 돈만 뺏고, 빨리~~ 도망가요~~!!"</span><br><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">그러자 테이블 뒤에 숨어있던 </span></strong></font></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#009999" size="4"><strong><font color="#000000"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">한 노처녀 직원이 외쳤다...</span><br></font>♣</strong></font></p><font color="#009999" size="4"><strong>
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</strong><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">모스크바에서의 첫날밤,</span></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">에게게?~~~</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">농찌꺼리였음을 실감한 신부,</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">잔뜩 골이나 불만스런 표정을 지으며</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">식당을 따라갔는데......</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">글쎄 이눔의 식당 종업원이 </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">영어 한마디 못하고 도통 알아들을수 없는</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">자기나라 말로만 연신 쫑알대니</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">미치고 환장 하겠더라.</span></strong></p></font></span></span></center></span></font></font></font></strong></font></center><center style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><strong><font size="4"><font color="#00000" face="Verdana"><font color="#003399" style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><center><span style="font-family: Gulim,굴림; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: null;"><font color="#003399"><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/231E1C42581C671C1F" class="txc-image" width="200" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="200" exif="{}" data-filename="예다.gif" id="A_231E1C42581C671C1FFAE6"/></p><p><br></p><br></font></span></span></center></span><center><span style="font-size: 14pt;">
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">그때 마침,</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">옆좌석에 있던 입장이 비슷한 미국인,</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">주방 앞으로 성큼 성큼 가더니</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">바지와 팬티를 홀라당 벗는게 아닌가!</span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">잠시후....</span></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">미국인 사내 앞으로 큰 소시지 한 개와</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">엄청 큰 거위알 두개가 나오는 것이었다.</span></strong></p> <span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><img height="200" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs6.blog.daum.net%2Fimage%2F7%2Fblog%2F2007%2F11%2F06%2F09%2F14%2F472fb1f7f23f8%26filename%3Dwidth%3D150" hspace="0"></span></span></center><center>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">'오우케이! 저러면 되겠구나'</span></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">골난 신부를 위해서 체면 다 구긴체</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">주방 앞으로 다가간 우리의 갈비씨,</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;">바지와 팬티를 홀라당 벗었는데....</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">신혼부부의 앞에 나온것은</span></span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">번데기 하나와 메추리알 두개였다.</span></span></strong></p></center><center>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong><font color="#ffffff" style="background-color: rgb(34, 116, 28);"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">"이정도는 돼야지 짜샤!!"</span></font></strong></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><u><br></u></span></strong></span></p>
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<div><br><font style="background-color: rgb(34, 116, 28);"><font color="#ffffff"><font color="#ffffff" style="font-size: 14pt; background-color: rgb(124, 67, 177);"><span>10 대 : 번갯불 정력.</span></font><br><font style="font-size: 14pt;">20 대 : 장작불 정력.</font><br><font color="#ffffff" style="font-size: 14pt; background-color: rgb(229, 69, 208);">30 대 : 모닥불 정력.</font><br><font style="font-size: 14pt;">40 대 : 화롯불 정력.</font><br></font><font color="#ffffff" style="font-size: 14pt; background-color: rgb(0, 153, 153);">50 대 : 담뱃불 정력.</font></font></div>
</strong></span></strong><div><strong style="font-family: null;"><strong><font style="background-color: rgb(34, 116, 28);"><font color="#ffffff"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">60 대 : 재앳불 정력.</span><br></font><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#ffffff" style="background-color: rgb(76, 76, 76);">70 대 : 반딧불 정력.</font></span></font></strong></strong></div></center>
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<p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#ffffff" style="background-color: rgb(34, 116, 28);"><strong></strong></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><img width="666" height="488" class="txc-image" style="width: 666px; height: 488px; clear: none; float: none;" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/244ACF3952C5597F04" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="800" exif="{}" id="A_244ACF3952C5597F041DF5"/></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="font-size: 18pt;">"다시는 없도록하겠습니다"</span></font></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong></strong> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><img width="163" class="txc-image" style="clear: none; float: none;" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2464DD3652C55C391B" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="163" exif="{}" id="A_2464DD3652C55C391B8AC8"/></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong></strong> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">싸나이가 10년동안 독방에 갇히게 되었다.</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">너무 심심해 하던 싸나이는 지나가던 개미를 잡았다. </span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">그리고 그 개미에게 삼년 동안 '차렷'을 열라 가르쳤다.</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">삼년 후 개미는 싸나이가 </span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">'차렷' 하면 차렷 자세를 열라 잘 취했다.</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">그리고 삼년은 열중 쉬어를 가르쳤다. </span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">6년 후 개미는 차렷,열중쉬어를 열라 잘했다.</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">나머지 4년은 경례를 가르쳤다.</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img width="331" class="txc-image" style="clear: none; float: none;" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2447D33852C55C5D0D" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="331" exif="{}" id="A_2447D33852C55C5D0DEF0F"/></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">싸나이가 출옥 할때는 개미가 차렷,</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">열중쉬어,경례를 열라 잘했다.</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><br></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">친구들에게 자랑을 하자 열라 부러워하며 좋아했다,</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">물론 </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">여자친구에게도 자랑 했더니 </span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">오빠 열라 재밌고 멋있다 했다.</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><br></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">하루는 여자친구랑 레스토랑에 갔다. </span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">싸나이는 웨이터 에게 자랑하고 싶어졌다. </span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">그래서 개미를 테이블에 놓고 </span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">"헤이 웨이터 이거 봐바..."</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">그러자 웨이터가...</span><br></strong><strong></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#ff0000">"죄송합니다. </font></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#ff0000">담 부터는 이런일이 없도록 하겠슴다." 하며 </font></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#ff0000">개미를 엄지손가락으로 꾹 눌렀다.</font></span></strong></p><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong>
</strong><p style="text-align: center;"><strong> </strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><img width="318" class="txc-image" style="clear: none; float: none;" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2272073652C55C8F1B" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="318" exif="{}" id="A_2272073652C55C8F1B7D79"/></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong> </strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong>여자의 7대 변화</strong></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong>1. 유아기에 여자는 사랑과 보살핌을 구한다.<br>2. 유년기에는 재미나게 놀기 원한다.<br>3. 10대 시절에는 자극을 받는다.<br>4. 20대에는 로멘스를 갈망한다. <br>5. 30대에는 존경받기를 원한다. <br>6. 40대에는 동정을 원한다. <br>7. 50대에는 돈에 마음이 움직인다.</strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#e31600" face="휴먼옛체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><img width="419" class="txc-image" id="tx_entry_1931" style="clear: none; float: none; cursor: pointer;" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/14278F164BCBF63E26" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="419" isset="true" id="A_14278F164BCBF63E26D43A"/></strong></span></font></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong> </strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><embed width="176" height="25" src="http://mini-files.thinkpool.com/files/mini/2004/09/07/G-U2004(91).wma" type="audio/x-ms-wax" style="border: 0px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); border-image: none; width: 176px; height: 25px;" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allownetworking="internal" wmode="transparent" loop="true" autostart="true" jquery1222992474027="2" allowNetworking='internal' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain'> </strong></p></span><strong>
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