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<P> <STYLE type=text/css>.bbs_contents p{margin:0px;}</STYLE> </P> <DIV class="bbs_contents " id=bbs_contents> <DIV class=bbs_contents_inbox> <DIV class="user_contents scroll" id=user_contents name="user_contents"> <TABLE class=protectTable> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <DIV> <CENTER> </CENTER><BR> <DIV> <IMG id=mainCurrent title=joywon alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D168%26filenm%3Dnch168.gif" border=0> <IMG id=mainCurrent title=joywon style="FILTER: fliph()" alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D168%26filenm%3Dnch168.gif" border=0 img=""></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>나 초보 때~~</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <IMG title=joywon alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D197%26filenm%3Dnch197.gif"></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>저 초보 때,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>외부에서 전화와서 어른을 찾으시기에</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>옆의 분에게 물었더니 “<FONT color=#339966>댁으로 가셨어</FONT>”하기에</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>“<FONT color=#ff6600>대구로 가셨다는데요</FONT>” 했답니다.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>사무실 뒤집어졌지요. ^^</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>  <IMG title=joywon alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D159%26filenm%3Dnch159.gif"></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>저는 예전 어린 시절(?),</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>전화 연결 시, “<FONT color=#008080>회장님, 사장님</FONT> 전화입니다”</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>이래야 할 것을, 전날에 전원일기를 너무나 열심히 보았는지,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"<FONT color=#ff9900>회장님, 이장님</FONT> 전화입니다." 딸깍!!! ㅡ.ㅡ;;</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <IMG style="WIDTH: 415px; HEIGHT: 98px" height=112 alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fclub.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D303%26filenm%3Dnch303.gif" width=495></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>  <IMG title=joywon alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D198%26filenm%3Dnch198.gif"></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>ㅋㅋ 전요,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>10만원을 주시면서<FONT color=#0000ff>“신권으로 바꿔와</FONT>!”를</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>‘식권’으로 바꿔오라는 걸루 잘못 듣고</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>식권 40장</FONT> 사간 적 있습니다. ㅋㅋㅋ</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <IMG title=joywon alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D159%26filenm%3Dnch159.gif"> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>바로 오늘 있었던 일인데요.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>상사 분 거래처 경조금件으로 전표를 치다가</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>(장남 OOO),<FONT color=#0000ff> (차녀 OOO)</FONT>라고 써야하는데…</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>혹시나 틀린 거 없나 확인했더니, 글쎄,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>(장남 OOO)은 제대로 썼는데, <FONT color=#ff0000>(창녀OOO)</FONT>라고 오타를 쳤지 뭐예여~</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>저, 오늘 정말 큰 일 날 뻔했습니다.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <IMG style="WIDTH: 415px; HEIGHT: 98px" height=112 alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fclub.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D303%26filenm%3Dnch303.gif" width=495> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <IMG title=joywon alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D197%26filenm%3Dnch197.gif"> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>저도 비서임. 저의 일화!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>모시는 분 집무실 안에 화장실도 있는지라 관리를 해야 했는데,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#0000ff>두루마리 화장지 거의 떨어져</FONT> 갔는데 제가 그만 깜박!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#0000ff>모시는 분, 화장지 확인도 안 하시고 큰일 보셨나 봐요.</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>모시는 분 외출 후 화장실 문을 열어보고 쓰러지는 줄 알았어여,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>샤워기 내려가 있더이다~</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <IMG title=joywon alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D322%26filenm%3Dnch322.gif"></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <IMG title=joywon alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D197%26filenm%3Dnch197.gif"> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>저는 사장님께서<FONT color=#0000ff> “성양 어딨어?”</FONT> 그러셔서…</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>왜 찾지도 않으시던 성OO언니를 찾으시나 하구선,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#339966>콜(call)해서 사장님 찾으신댔는데…</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>성OO언니, 사장님실에서 얼굴이 빨개져서 나오더니,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>“야… 성냥 달래~~~</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>  <IMG style="WIDTH: 415px; HEIGHT: 98px" height=112 alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fclub.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D303%26filenm%3Dnch303.gif" width=495></DIV> <DIV>  <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <IMG title=joywon alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fclub.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D212%26filenm%3Dnch212.gif"> <IMG title=joywon style="FILTER: fliph()" alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fclub.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D212%26filenm%3Dnch212.gif"></DIV> <DIV> </DIV></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff00ff size=4>''전화해서 친구의 이름이 생각나지 않을때??''</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>친구내 집에 전화를 걸었다..........</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>따르릉 따르릉.......</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>친구 어머니가 전화를 받았다....</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff9900>어머니</FONT> : 여보세요....</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#3366ff>나</FONT> : 여보세요...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff9900>어머니</FONT> : 네~~~</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#3366ff>나</FONT> : 저기... ( 순간 친구의 이름이 생각이 안났다....</DIV> <DIV>친구 별명인 "쥐똥" 밖에 생각이 안났다..... )</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff9900>어머니</FONT> : 네~~~~ 누구세요...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#3366ff>나</FONT> :...............</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff9900>어머니</FONT> :.............</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff00ff>너무 당황스러웠고 친구랑 급한일로 통화는 해야겠구......</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff00ff> </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff00ff>순간 나온말이<BR></FONT>. <BR>. <BR>. <BR>. <BR>. <BR>. <BR>. <BR>. <BR>. <BR>. <BR>. <BR>. <BR>. <BR>.</DIV> <DIV><BR><FONT color=#ff0000>아들있어요.....?!</FONT></DIV> <DIV>.</DIV> <DIV>.</DIV> <DIV>.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>ㅋㅋㅋ</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <IMG id=mainCurrent title=joywon alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D168%26filenm%3Dnch168.gif" border=0> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff00ff size=3>진정한 컴맹~^^*</FONT></DIV> <DIV> <IMG height=981 alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fclub.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D8%26id%3D229%26filenm%3Dnch229.jpg" width=380></DIV> <DIV>.</DIV> <DIV>.</DIV> <DIV>.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#993366>쿠쿠 마우스를 올려 놓으라니~~~정말 마우스를 올려놨네여~^^*</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#993366>지두 저 시절이~~쿠쿠쿠</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> <IMG id=mainCurrent title=joywon alt="" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.catholic.or.kr%2Fcapsule%2Finclude%2FreadImg.asp%3Fuserid%3D699882%26seq%3D6%26id%3D168%26filenm%3Dnch168.gif" border=0> </P></DIV></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE class=clearTable> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV></DIV></DIV> <DIV class=content_info_etc> <xSCRIPT language=xxjavascript type=text/xxjavascript> function showSideViewForScrapInfo(curObj, userid, planetUserid, targetNick) { var sideView = new SideView('nameContextMenu', curObj, userid, planetUserid, '\uD53C\uD638\uB450', targetNick, '1CWfl', '', '\uC815\uACA8\uC6B4 \uC0B6\uC758 \uC774\uC57C\uAE30', "unknown"); sideView.hideRow("member"); sideView.hideRow("planet"); sideView.showLayer(); } function winPopup() { /*window.open*/('http://cafe.daum.net/_service/home?grpid=tJXv', 'DaumPlanet', 'width=936,height=672,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes'); return; } </xSCRIPT>  <P><STRONG>출처</STRONG> :아름다운 추억여행으로 <A class="txt_sub p11 u" href="http://cafe.daum.net/_service/bbs_read?grpid=tJXv&fldid=t6C&contentval=003mBzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" target=new><U><FONT face=돋움 color=#0000ff size=2>원문보기</FONT></U></A><SPAN class="arrow txt_sub"><FONT face=돋움 size=1>▶</FONT></SPAN>   <STRONG>글쓴이</STRONG> : 꿈꾸는별</P></DIV>