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Atinlay Igpay - 5W
Eaturecray - Igpay
Oubleday ikestray
Eneverwhay Atinlay Igpay's ontrollercay eaksspay ay onnay-Igpay-Atinlay ordway, acrificesay
Atinlay Igpay.
3/3
Illus. Evkay Alkerway
1/140
Uncommon

Pig Latin이라는 애들 은어. 해석하는 방법은 단어 끝에서 ay를 떼고 그 바로 옆의 자음을

맨 앞으로 돌리면 됩니다. 해석하면..이렇게 되겠죠.

Latin Pig- 5W

Creature - Pig

Double Strike

Whenever Latin Pig's Controller speaks a non-Latin-pig word, Sacrifice Latin Pig.

피그 라틴식으로 말을 안하면 희생하랩니다..우리나라에선 어떡해야 할까요.


AWOL - 2W
Instant
Remove target attacking creature from the game. Then remove it from the removed-from-game
zone and put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Common

AWOL은 '탈영'이라는 뜻입니다.

Bosom Buddy - 3W
Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
Whenever you play a spell, you may gain .5 life for each word in that spell's name.
1/4
Illus. Dan Scott
3/140
Uncommon

5라이프가 아니라 '.5'라이프임에 유의.

Standing Army - 2WW
Creature - Human Soldier
As long as you're standing, Standing Army has Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)
They're the chair-men of the bored.
2/4
Common

-_- 서서 어택후 앉으면 어찌 될지.

Blue

Double Header - 3UU
Creature - Drake
When Double Header comes into play, you may return target permanent
with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
2/3
Illus. Richard Sardinha
31/140
Common

Flaccify - 2U
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays 3.5.
Illus. Tim Hildebrandt
32/140
Common

그러니까 그 묘한 마나를 어찌 맞추냐고-_-

Number Crunch - 2U
Instant
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says a number, you may say "gotcha!". If you do,
return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.
Illus. Stephen Daniele
42/140
Common

Gotcha는 이번에 새로 추가된 능력-_-인듯 합니다. 상대가 숫자를 말하는 타이밍에 말해
줘야하는건..음. 어릴때 하고 놀던 '찌찌뽕'이랑 비슷한 느낌이라고 해야할까요.

Smart Ass - 2U
Creature - Donkey Wizard
Whenever Smart Ass attacks, name a card. Defending player may reveal his or her
hand and show you that the named card isn't there. If that player does not, Smart
Ass is unblockable this turn.
2.5/1
Illus. Trevor Hairsine
45/140
Common


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Black

Bloodletter - 2B
Creature - Zombie
When the names of 3 or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice
Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
"That's not an A, it's an AE. Wait, don't--" Haebrus Vaern Aerathi librarian, last words.
2/3
Common

-_- 매직인들로부터 표기하기 힘들다고 욕먹었던 'AE'를 위한 카드일까요.

Wet Willie of the Damned - 2RR
Sorcery
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2.5 damage to target creature or player and you gain
2.5 life.
Illus. Greg Staples
66/140
Common


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Red

Assquatch - 4R
Creature - Donkey Lord
Each other Donkey gets +1.5/+1.5.
Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of
it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
3.5/3.5
Illus. Jeremy Jarvis
71/140
Rare

-_-......

Frazzled Editor - 1R
Creature - Human Bureaucrat
Protection from wordy. (Something is wordy if it has 4 or more lines of text in its
text box.)
"The pen is mightier than the sword."
2/2
Common

-_- 네줄이상 텍스트 있는것으로부터 보호.

Goblin Secret Agent - 2R
Creature - Goblin Rogue
First Strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
2/2
79/140
Common

이건 그냥 보통 익스펜션에 나와도 될듯한데;;

Mons's Goblin Waiters - R
Creature - Goblin Waiter
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add half a red mana to your mana pool.
1/1
Illus. Pete Venters
82/140
Common

...; 이번 블럭엔 참 '반개'가 많이 나와요.

Orcish Paratroopers - 2R
Creature - Orc Paratroopers
When Orcish Paratroopers comes into play, flip it from a height of at least one foot.
Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it lands face up after turning over completely.
4/4
Illus. Matt Thompson
83/140
Common

-_-; 역시나 오래된 Chaos Orb나 Falling Star의 패러디.

Pygmy Giant - 1RR
Creature - Giant
R, T, Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is
a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.
"487. You're welcome." - Bucky, flavor text writer
Uncommon

생물에게만 날려서 다행이군요-_-

Saute - 1RR
Instant
Saute deals 3.5 damage to target creature or player.
Illus. Jeff Miracola
88/140
Common

카드 이름은 '소테'..'살짝 튀기다'를 의미합니다. 정말 '살짝' 패주는군요-_-

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Green

Fraction Jackson - 2G
Creature - Human Hero
G, T: Return target card with a .5 on it from your graveyard to your hand.
Bitten by radioactive beebles in a freak algebra accident, young Ricky Robertson
discovered he'd gained the ability to harness the awesome power of fractions!
1/1.5
Rare

...-_-a 반만 돌려주는 무적의 리그로스. .....; 두번 돌리면 될까요.

Land Aid '04 - GG
Sorcery
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card into play tapped, then
shuffle your library. If you sand a song the whole time you were searching and
shuffling, you may untap that land.
Illus. Jim Nelson
102/140
Common

-_- 환경콘서트의 패러디입니다..

Monkey Monkey Monkey - 3G
Creature - Ape
As Monkey Monkey Monkey comes into play, choose a letter.
Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the
chosen letter.
Illus. Liz Danforth
104/140
Common

원래 공/방이 어찌 되는지는 모르겠네요.

Old Fogey - GG
Summon Dinosaur
Phasing, cumulative upkeep 1, echo, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection
from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2.
"These kids today with their collector numbers and their newfangled tap symbol.
Twenty Black Lotuses and twenty Plague Rats. Now that's real Magic."
7/7
Illus. Douglas Schuler
106/140
Rare

Old Fogey는 '구닥다리'정도의 의미입니다. 달려있는 능력들이 죄다-_-지금은 사라진 구리구리
한 것들이죠.

Remodel - 2G
Instant
If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may play Remodel
without paying its mana cost.
Remove target artifact from the game.
Illus. Lard Grant - "Wild Wild" - West
108/140
Common

존 아본 땅 두개 깔면 공짜네요.

Side to Side - 2G
Instant
You and target opponent arm-wrestle.
If you win, put a 3/3 green Ape creature token into play.
Illus. Jim Nelson
110/140
Uncommon

-_-a 3/3 인스턴트 원숭이를 꺼내기 위해 팔씨름까지 해야한단 말인가.

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Artifact

Mana Screw - 1
Artifact
1: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add 2 to your mana pool. Play this ability only
any time you could play an instant.
Illus. Mike Raabe
123/140
Uncommon

이런. 져도 아무런 페널티가 없다고-_-?

Mox Lotus - 15
Artifact
T: Add infinity colorless mana to your mana pool.
100: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
You don't lose life due to mana burn.
Rare

-_- 이건 뜨면 바로 무한마나라고?

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Land

City of Ass -
Land
City of Ass comes into play tapped.
T: Add one and one half mana of any color to your mana pool.
"But"
Rare

-_- Flaccify를 막기 위한 수단이 될지도..일러스트는 존 아본.

[박서영]

사실 스캔본도 있습니다만-_- 이상하게도 전 사진은 안올려지네요.

[BM_이남형]

카운터 컨스에서 써도 될듯 ;

[박서영]

귀찮아서 안올리려다가..네크로 임포텐스만은 꼭 올려야한다는 생각에-_- 자료실에 스캔 올렸습니다. 딴건..뭐 기다리다보면 다른분이 올리시겠죠.-_-a

[단무지]

흠 마나 네개에서 3.5 지불하고 0.5 마나번 맞으면 되는거 아닌가요?

[배고픈나얌이]

태클... 존아본 땅은 green permanent 가 아니죠

[BlueDay]

네크로 일러 죽이더군요... ㅡ_ㅡb

[A.C_ShiningStar]

3.5 지불 압박 ;;;

[박서영]

앞에 green..이 달렸군요. ....(그럼 너무 구린거잖아)

[Mr.M]

Side to Side 를 사용할 타이밍 '이성범 vs 브래드유'의 시합...누가 쓸거 같아?