까*불*지*마 vs 웃*기*지*마

<P> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR vAlign=top> <TD id=user_contents style="WIDTH: 100%" name="user_contents"> <P> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR vAlign=top> <TD id=user_contents style="WIDTH: 100%" name="user_contents"></TD></TR> <TBODY> <TR></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR vAlign=top> <TD id=user_contents style="WIDTH: 100%" name="user_contents"> <TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=2 width=730 background=http://rkdanf.com.ne.kr/back/pilasry_37.jpg border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <P class=바탕글 align=center><FONT color=#c8056a size=4>까*불*지*마 vs 웃*기*지*마 <TD><PRE><CENTER><BR><P align=left><FONT color=gray><BR><FONT face=굴림체><STRONG><FONT size=3></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P><UL><FONT color=#ffffff><FONT face=굴림체><STRONG><FONT size=3><CENTER> <P class=바탕글 align=center><FONT color=#c8056a size=4> <IMG style="FILTER: alpha(opacity=100, style=3, finishopacity=0)" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fkamoneus7.com.ne.kr%2Fnecklace_kiss.jpg"><BR> </FONT></P></CENTER></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></UL></CENTER></PRE> <P></P></TD></P></TR> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 8pt; PADDING-LEFT: 8pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 8pt; PADDING-TOP: 8pt" vAlign=top> <P align=center><FONT color=#ffffff><STRONG><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" size=4>아내가 여행을 가며 냉장고에<BR><BR>"까불지마"라고 메모를 붙였다.<BR><BR>그 뜻인즉,  <BR><BR>ㅡ까스 조심 하고  <BR><BR>ㅡ불조심 하고<BR><BR>ㅡ지퍼 함부로 내리지 말고  <BR><BR>ㅡ마누라에게 전화하지 말라  <BR><BR> <IMG id=zb_target_resize style="CURSOR: hand" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fhinahina.oops.jp%2Fwing%2Fwi2ani17ok.gif" name=zb_target_resize [안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xxonclick="view_photo('http://hinahina.oops.jp/wing/wi2ani17ok.gif');"> <IMG style="CURSOR: hand" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fhinahina.oops.jp%2Fwing%2Fwi2ani17ok.gif" [안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xxonclick="view_photo('http://hinahina.oops.jp/wing/wi2ani17ok.gif');"> <IMG style="CURSOR: hand" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fhinahina.oops.jp%2Fwing%2Fwi2ani17ok.gif" [안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xx[안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xxonclick="view_photo('http://hinahina.oops.jp/wing/wi2ani17ok.gif');"><BR>  <BR>이를 본 남편,<BR><BR>그 즉시 메모를 떼어내고 대신<BR><BR>"웃기지마"라고 붙였다.  <BR><BR>그 뜻인즉,<BR><BR>(아내가 여행가고 없으니)<BR><BR>ㅡ웃음이 절로 나오고  <BR><BR>ㅡ기분이 너무 좋고  <BR><BR>ㅡ지퍼 내릴 일?더욱 많아지고<BR>  <BR>ㅡ마누라에게 전화할 시간마저 없네</FONT></STRONG><BR></FONT></P> <P align=center><FONT color=#ffffff> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR vAlign=top> <TD id=user_contents style="WIDTH: 100%" name="user_contents"> <P> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR vAlign=top> <TD id=user_contents style="WIDTH: 100%" name="user_contents"> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=28> <TD class=bg_board_title style="PADDING-LEFT: 14px" colSpan=5></FONT></B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; 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