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<p style="text-align: center;">서울대학교 시험문제의 정답.<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/ea5fe8e837e615a221d0e61bc8c29fa3ec0fa05b" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/ea5fe8e837e615a221d0e61bc8c29fa3ec0fa05b" data-origin-width="1920" data-origin-height="1440"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>1. 갓난아기는 울어도 눈물이 없는 까닭은 ?<br>* 세상물정 몰라서...<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/19e4be44c277063b4a6c47dc6bd802804c2d0df0" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/19e4be44c277063b4a6c47dc6bd802804c2d0df0" data-origin-width="110" data-origin-height="146"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>2. 사람의 발바닥이 두꺼운 까닭은 ?<br>* 인생은 가시밭길 이어서...<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/f453993db4e2bf3a00f52f957019b60507ac28a3" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/f453993db4e2bf3a00f52f957019b60507ac28a3" data-origin-width="110" data-origin-height="146"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>3. 여자의 가장 큰낭비는 ?<br>* 예쁜 여자가 화장하는것...<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/5d4bd62e757cf56c645a55934aec837cfb3a61cf" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/5d4bd62e757cf56c645a55934aec837cfb3a61cf" data-origin-width="110" data-origin-height="146"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>4. 갑돌이와 갑순이가 결혼 못한 이유는?<br> *동성동본이니까.<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/05b071cadf0346827520a969036549b9f4fa60d6" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/05b071cadf0346827520a969036549b9f4fa60d6" data-origin-width="110" data-origin-height="146"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>5. 눈코 뜰새없이 바쁜 때는?<br> *잠을 잘 때...<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/f20bf70f2abd90386293abcc71fcf5e8d6c34a2c" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/f20bf70f2abd90386293abcc71fcf5e8d6c34a2c" data-origin-width="110" data-origin-height="146"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>6. 도둑이 정문으로 들어가는 집은 ?<br> *교도소...<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/47e17cf13beedcf89cc1bab854b71a67c988f562" class="txc-image" 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data-origin-width="110" data-origin-height="146"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>11. 뒷걸음질 잘해야 이기는 경기는 ?<br> * 줄다리기... <br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/23c8f086f46be71649904b5bae9ec937d65ef4b7" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/23c8f086f46be71649904b5bae9ec937d65ef4b7" data-origin-width="110" data-origin-height="146"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>12. 한번 웃으면 영원히 웃는 것은? <br>* 사진...<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/9058495c4dc977b51fe8439002fc97044ceafb77" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/9058495c4dc977b51fe8439002fc97044ceafb77" data-origin-width="110" data-origin-height="146"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>13. 깨뜨리고 칭찬 받는 것은?<br>* 신기록...<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/cf187c29b621a402b12a65cb115a8f2a961fecac" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/cf187c29b621a402b12a65cb115a8f2a961fecac" data-origin-width="110" data-origin-height="146"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>14. 얼굴이 못생긴 여자가 가장 좋아하는 말은 ?<br> * 마음이 고와야 여자지...<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/79559e01a73b87d61a1a31e86048a8901712e476" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/79559e01a73b87d61a1a31e86048a8901712e476" data-origin-width="110" data-origin-height="146"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>15. 자기전에 꼭 해야할 일은?<br>* 우선 두눈을 감는일...<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/d81800f1e405d4a54a423c27f79721bcb17db717" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/d81800f1e405d4a54a423c27f79721bcb17db717" data-origin-width="110" data-origin-height="146"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>~정답은 모두 합격입니다~<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/60ba0bb70e52dc8260e1ed8eb33afa34f9d5c4b2" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/60ba0bb70e52dc8260e1ed8eb33afa34f9d5c4b2" data-origin-width="478" data-origin-height="69"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>수수께끼 유머 시리즈<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/b4c140654f58a8dc1e0507e29617c7a388392561" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/b4c140654f58a8dc1e0507e29617c7a388392561" data-origin-width="370" data-origin-height="320"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>Q. 파리가 커피 속에 빠져서 죽으면서 남긴 말?<br> * 쓴맛 단맛 다 보고 간다. <br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/e616b059a878c561b197df2bc3abbe3c5cb12e3e" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/e616b059a878c561b197df2bc3abbe3c5cb12e3e" data-origin-width="80" data-origin-height="53"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>Q. 못 생긴 여자가 계란으로 마사지를 하면?<br> * 호박전 만든다. <br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/ecefda79b90cc213f0b46e7931b74b1ac38ff2fd" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/ecefda79b90cc213f0b46e7931b74b1ac38ff2fd" data-origin-width="80" data-origin-height="53"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>Q. 금세 울고 또 우는 여자는?<br> * 아까운 여자<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/ddf3e1336978639d9c112c094b272a487a6a3ff7" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/ddf3e1336978639d9c112c094b272a487a6a3ff7" data-origin-width="80" data-origin-height="53"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>Q. 커피숍에서 창이 없는 구석에 혼자 앉아 있는 남자는?<br> * 창피한 남자 <br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/bfb19b19b851a6c91e6b382667d87b62a9e18fc2" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/bfb19b19b851a6c91e6b382667d87b62a9e18fc2" data-origin-width="80" data-origin-height="53"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>Q. 장님과 벙어리가 싸우면 누가 이 길까?<br> * 장님이다. 눈에 뵈는 게 없으니까. <br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/9d1a23e6d414e020bf869713167697e8e4f3de9a" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/9d1a23e6d414e020bf869713167697e8e4f3de9a" data-origin-width="80" data-origin-height="53"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>Q. 소방관과 경찰이 싸우면 누가 이길까?<br> * 소방관이다. 물・불을 안 가리니까.<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/76bc1fff46723381f58572ccd1379fa831bf8916" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/76bc1fff46723381f58572ccd1379fa831bf8916" data-origin-width="80" data-origin-height="53"></div><p style="text-align: 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'우리에게 내일은 없다...'는 누가 하는 말인가?<br> * 하루살이 <br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/cd8523ebe299e2897fb5068e3d364218a0079aec" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/cd8523ebe299e2897fb5068e3d364218a0079aec" data-origin-width="80" data-origin-height="53"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>Q. '병든 자여, 모두 내게 오라~!'는 누가 한 말인가?<br> * 엿장수<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/92f0cb0a309e226d13d915e6939808da15585301" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/92f0cb0a309e226d13d915e6939808da15585301" data-origin-width="80" data-origin-height="53"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>Q. 벌건 대낮에 홀랑 벗고서 손님 기다리는 것은?<br> * 통닭 <br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/116f542539909be2215052cce9e7340c77349c6c" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/116f542539909be2215052cce9e7340c77349c6c" data-origin-width="80" data-origin-height="53"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>Q. 브라자가 꽉 조이면 무슨 일이 생길까?<br> * 가슴 아픈 일 <br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/65724b23ef142c8665a2743c9c8fdb7d93b86239" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/65724b23ef142c8665a2743c9c8fdb7d93b86239" data-origin-width="80" data-origin-height="53"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/94b083b595cb9f86d4f3a6abf591ab62354ab782" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/94b083b595cb9f86d4f3a6abf591ab62354ab782" data-origin-width="400" data-origin-height="247"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>웃지 않고 보낸 날은 실패한 날이 되고,<br>웃음은 유통 기한과 부작용 없는 만병통치 약이다.<br><br>~ 카톡 받은글 ~<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/81bf3bc3565740fb2db6e0a8600756a832a801ed" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1LBcw/81bf3bc3565740fb2db6e0a8600756a832a801ed" data-origin-width="646" data-origin-height="960"></div><p style="text-align: center;"></p>
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