[TV 드라마 대본] 'The Simpsons, season 1, episode 'Bart the genius' (심슨 가족, 시즌 1, '천재 바트' 편)' 시작 부분

[BRUCE]

Come on, Mom.
Yeah, Mom.
Hurry up.
All right.
Mmm.
How about "he"? Two points.
Your turn, dear.
Hmm.
How could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters? Oh, wait.
Here's a good one.
" Do.
" "Id.
" Triple word score.
- Hey, no abbreviations.
- Not I.
D.
, Dad.
"Id.
" It's a word.
- As in,"This game is stup-id.
" - Hey, shut up, boy.
Yeah, Bart.
You're supposed to be developing verbal abilities for your big aptitude test tomorrow.
We could look this "id" thing up in the dictionary.
- We got one? - I think it's under the short leg of the couch.
"Id: Along with the ego and the superego one of three components of the psyche.
" - Get outta here.
- My turn.
" Kwyjibo.
" K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
Twenty-two points, plus triple word score plus 50 points for using all my letters.
- Game's over.
I'm outta here.
- Wait a minute, you little cheater.
You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a "kwyjibo" is.
" Kwyjibo.
" Uh-- A big, dumb, balding, North American ape with no chin.
- And a short temper.
- I'll show you a big, dumb, balding ape! Uh-oh.
Kwyjibo on the loose.
We come from Springfield and we sell swampland you there.
No chewing gum on school grounds.
In the trashcan with it.
Principal Skinner one of my fellow children is vandalizing school property.
Oh? Where? Over there, sir.
See? - Look out, Bart.
Here comes Skinner.
- Yikes! Hmm.
Whoever did this is in very deep trouble.
And a sloppy speller too.
The preferred spelling of"wiener" is w-I-e-n-e-r although "e-I" is an acceptable ethnic variant.
Good point.
Boys, let's see your hands.
Mm-hmm.
Good.
Okay.
Simpson? You might say you caught him red-handed.
Simpson, you and I are going to have a little talk.
Same time, same place? Yes.
In my office after school.
Ooh! Bart, I hope you won't bear some sort of simpleminded grudge against me.
I was merely tying to fend off the desecration of the school building.
- Eat my shorts.
- Pardon? Now, I don't want you to worry, class.
These tests will have no effect on your grades.
They merely determine your future social status and financial success.
If any.
Mrs.
Krabappel, isn't Bart supposed to face the window so he won't be tempted to look at his neighbor's paper? You're right, Martin.
Bart? Remember to visualize the complex problems, and relax.
The test will start now! "At 7:30 a.
m.
, an express train traveling 60 miles an hour leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, Shh! Visualize it, Bart.