COSTCO DOCTOR-읽어보시고....

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COSTCO DOCTOR

             One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike

 behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

             "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies

     "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it

 a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

             It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - A lot cheaper  than a doctor."

           So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it  to Costco.

             He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks

 for the urine sample.... He pours the sample into the slot and waits..

             Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and

avoid heavy activity.. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for  shopping @ Costco.."

              That evening, while thinking how amazing this new

 technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

             He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine

samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.

             Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results.. He

 deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results .

             The computer prints the following:

              1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle  9)

              2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal  shampoo.. (Aisle 7)

             3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

             4.. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours... Get  a lawyer.

             5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

              Thank you for shopping @ Costco!

[소야소]

6. If you cannot afford a lawyer, let your wife have extramarital affairs without minding you. Her partners may leave you a tip.

[양문자]

이 컴퓨터 너무 똑똑해서 탈이네요...재미있게 읽었습니다. Joe의 가정이 파탄이 나지 않기를 바라며...

[juli]

ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ 이 컴 진짜로 똑똑할세!!!