<p> </p><p>- Cupid!</p><p>- Sorry.</p><p>So yeah, when I was done eating</p><p>my tasty, hot pizza rolls,</p><p>I looked up in my mantle and</p><p>noticed my magic bow was gone.</p><p>- Are you sure that you</p><p>didn't just misplace it?</p><p>- Dude, I'm a cherub.</p><p>We may have misplaced our</p><p>desires to wear pants again,</p><p>but when it comes</p><p>to our magic bows,</p><p>we know where that thing is.</p><p>But here's the weirdest thing.</p><p>- Mirrors and apples,</p><p>it gets weirder?</p><p>- Totally.</p><p>Every cherub has the BowJack</p><p>tracking system on our bows.</p><p>I should've been able</p><p>to track where it was</p><p>by checking on my fPhone</p><p>in the Find My app.</p><p>But there's no signal.</p><p>It's like the bow ever existed.</p><p>- How do you know that</p><p>it was Blunderboar</p><p>who stole the bow?</p><p>- 'Cause there were</p><p>giant-sized footprints</p><p>in front of my mantle.</p><p>Nobody in the galaxy</p><p>has stompers that big.</p><p>Not even Little Foot.</p><p>- Noted.</p><p>Okay, I have one more question.</p><p>Who makes these magical items</p><p>like your bow, et cetera?</p><p>- Santa's elves, of course.</p><p>They make everything</p><p>that has a magic base.</p><p>They're the ones who installed</p><p>the BowJack system, too.</p><p>- Okay, then that's my</p><p>next stop. The North Pole.</p><p>Sit tight, Cupid.</p><p>And since your pantsless, try</p><p>not to sit on a white couch.</p><p>- Roger, Captain</p><p>Snow. And thanks!</p><p>- Snow White to</p><p>Starship Fairy Dust.</p><p>Come in, Fairy Dust.</p><p>- [Robin Hood] Yes, Captain.</p><p>- Zap me back, Robin Hood,</p><p>and set our travel dials</p><p>to the North Pole.</p><p>- [Narrator] Robin Hood</p><p>sets a course to visit Santa</p><p>on the North Pole planet.</p><p>As quick as a flash</p><p>the Starship Fairy Dust</p><p>continues its latest</p><p>mysterious adventure.</p><p>As the Fairy Dust touches</p><p>down at the North Pole,</p><p>Captain Snow White finds</p><p>the one and only Mr. C.</p><p>comfy and cozy</p><p>inside of his house.</p><p>(chimes ringing)</p><p>- Ho-ho! Howdy, Snow.</p><p>- Santa! Good to see ya.</p><p>I wish I was here for funsies,</p><p>but I am once again on</p><p>serious and official</p><p>Fairytale Fun Force business.</p><p>- Oh?</p><p>Is there another disturbance</p><p>in the Fun Force?</p><p>- Yeah, there's something</p><p>super strange brewing.</p><p>- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!</p><p>Oh, you mean like</p><p>carbonated eggnog?</p><p>Well, spoiler alert.</p><p>It's pretty gross.</p><p>What's the trouble and</p><p>how can I, ho-ho-ho, help?</p><p>- There's all sorts of</p><p>goofy stuff happening.</p><p>The Hatter is</p><p>missing his tea set,</p><p>and apparently Cheshire's</p><p>body is missing.</p><p>- Cheshire had a body?</p><p>- I know, right?</p><p>Anyway, this all started</p><p>once Cupid's magic bow</p><p>went missing, and not</p><p>even BowJack is working</p><p>for us to track it.</p><p>There's gotta be some form</p><p>of trace magic left behind</p><p>from it somewhere, right?</p><p>- Mmm, let me check</p><p>in with my elves.</p><p>Stay here while I</p><p>ask my best helper,</p><p>Bellyflop the Penguin.</p><p>- Okey dokey.</p><p>(chimes ringing)</p><p>- Santa! Santa!</p><p>I was just coming to see you.</p><p>Something screwy is going on.</p><p>- I know all about it</p><p>already, Bellyflop.</p><p>- You know about the missing</p><p>tea set and Cheshire's body?</p><p>- Yes, though I have to say</p><p>Cheshire having a body</p><p>is the biggest surprise of all.</p><p>This all started when Cupid's</p><p>magic bow went missing.</p><p>- That shouldn't be a</p><p>problem. It was BowJack.</p><p>- Yes, but according to Cupid,</p><p>BowJack isn't working.</p><p>Is there another way</p><p>the bow can be traced?</p><p>- Let me go speak</p><p>with the elves.</p><p>I'll call you as soon</p><p>as I know anything.</p><p>- Oh, thanks, Bellyflop.</p><p>(chimes ringing)</p><p>- What's the verdict, Mr C.?</p><p>- I have the elves looking</p><p>into everything for you.</p><p>If Cupid's bow can</p><p>be traced at all,</p><p>they'll find a way to do it.</p><p>- That's great</p><p>news! Thanks, Santa!</p><p>- Oh, you are very</p><p>welcome, Snow.</p><p>- I'm actually a little</p><p>worried about this</p><p>because this is a</p><p>lot of strange stuff</p><p>to be happening in such</p><p>a short span of time.</p><p>- Do you not have</p><p>any other leads?</p><p>- Well, Cupid says that</p><p>Blunderboar is the one</p><p>who took the magic bow.</p><p>He says there were</p><p>giant-sized footprints</p><p>in front of the mantle</p><p>where he kept his bow.</p><p>- What in the world</p><p>could Blunderboar</p><p>want with Cupid's magic bow?</p><p>And what could this</p><p>possibly have to do</p><p>with what's going</p><p>on in Wonderland?</p><p>- I haven't any idea.</p><p>It's all so goofy.</p><p>- What do a magical bow,</p><p>a sentient cat head's body,</p><p>and a tea set have in common?</p><p>Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!</p><p>- Could they be the ingredients</p><p>of some form of magic spell?</p><p>- Oh you know, mmm, I bet</p><p>you're onto something.</p><p>Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!</p><p>- Thanks, Mr. C. (laughing)</p><p>That's why I'm the captain.</p><p>- If you can fix this,</p><p>I promise you'll be very high</p><p>on my nice list.</p><p>- Don't worry</p><p>Santa, we got this.</p><p>The Fairytale Fun Force</p><p>are on the case! (laughing)</p><p>- Well, good luck to you.</p><p>Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!</p><p>- Thanks for the</p><p>assistance, Santa.</p><p>- No worries, Snow.</p><p>Let me know if there's anything</p><p>else that I can do to help.</p><p>- Right-o.</p><p>Snow to Fairy Dust.</p><p>Zap me back, Robin.</p><p>(chimes ringing)</p><p>- I bet you one of the</p><p>transporters would make</p><p>my yearly rounds</p><p>go a lot quicker.</p><p>Hmm.</p><p>(chimes ringing)</p><p>- Okay crew, listen up.</p><p>Santa and his elves are trying</p><p>to see if Cupid's magic bow</p><p>can be tracked somehow.</p><p>However, we still have a</p><p>Wonderland-size problem.</p><p>- What's that, Captain?</p><p>- The Wonderland</p><p>calamity may or may not</p><p>be tied to Cupid's</p><p>missing magic bow.</p><p>Arthur, you've spent a lot</p><p>of time down on Wonderland.</p><p>I think you should</p><p>speed on down there</p><p>and see what you could dig up.</p><p>- Great Merlin's beard!</p><p>Another adventure in Wonderland!</p><p>Tally ho!</p><p>- In the meantime, the</p><p>crew and I will stay aboard</p><p>and wait for either your</p><p>return or Santa's phone call,</p><p>whichever comes first.</p><p>- Sounds like a plan.</p><p>- Can we order a</p><p>pizza, Captain Snow?</p><p>I was listening in on the</p><p>conversation with Cupid</p><p>and eh, it got me hungry.</p><p>- Please save a slice for me,</p><p>your resident knight</p><p>of the round table.</p><p>- I can make no promises.</p><p>I usually save all the</p><p>extra slices for Grandma.</p><p>- I'll make sure you get</p><p>one, Arthur. No worries.</p><p>- Buy the power of my</p><p>faithful Excalibur!</p><p>Let's do this.</p><p>- [Narrator] Captain</p><p>Snow White stays aboard</p><p>the Starship Fairy Dust while</p><p>Science Officer King Arthur</p><p>goes out to investigate</p><p>the missing body</p><p>of one of the most colorful</p><p>characters in all of Wonderland.</p><p>The infamous Cheshire Cat.</p><p>- Hello?</p><p>Anybody out here?</p><p>Cheshire!</p><p>I need to speak with you.</p><p>Cheshire?</p><p>Yoo-hoo!</p><p>- Arthur, you here again?</p><p>You should just</p><p>move to Wonderland.</p><p>- Hello, old friend.</p><p>This is no mere social call.</p><p>I am here on official</p><p>Fairytale Fun Force business.</p><p>- I thought your Fairytale</p><p>Fun Force missions</p><p>only lasted five</p><p>minutes per journey.</p><p>- That's only when</p><p>things are okay,</p><p>and right now they are</p><p>clearly not all right.</p><p>- Oh, what's cooking?</p><p>- Well, firstly we've</p><p>received reports</p><p>that your body has gone missing.</p><p>- Um, Arthur, my body has been</p><p>missing since I was a kitten.</p><p>This is so nothing new.</p><p>- Maybe so, but now</p><p>it's missing missing.</p><p>- You mean like gone gone?</p><p>- Aren't missing missing</p><p>and gone gone the same thing?</p><p>- I have no idea. (chuckling)</p><p>However, I can tell you where</p><p>I think that my body was last.</p><p>If you wanna know that,</p><p>you're once again gonna have</p><p>to pay the informations.</p><p>- Doesn't that mean</p><p>I'm gonna have to</p><p>catch you or something?</p><p>- That's correct.</p><p>- I knew I should've brought</p><p>that butterfly catching net!</p><p>Hey! Where'd ya go?</p><p>- I'm right here.</p><p>- Where?</p><p>- Here!</p><p>- Cheshire, I really don't</p><p>have time for this right now!</p><p>Things are getting crazy</p><p>here in Wonderland.</p><p>Cupid's magic bow is missing,</p><p>and who knows what</p><p>kind of trouble Hatter</p><p>is gonna get himself</p><p>into without his tea set.</p><p>- Whoa!</p><p>Did you just say that</p><p>Hatter's tea set was missing?</p><p>Oh, now that is</p><p>serious business.</p><p>I'm not sure if knowing that</p><p>location of where I think</p><p>my body was last will</p><p>be enough to help.</p><p>- Well, it couldn't hurt either.</p><p>- Oh, okay. I'm gonna try</p><p>something I rarely do.</p><p>- Uh-oh. Should I stand</p><p>back or something?</p><p>- No, it's not</p><p>dangerous or anything.</p><p>Sometimes if I</p><p>concentrate really hard</p><p>I can almost feel</p><p>where my body is.</p><p>I just need to concentrate</p><p>and do some chanting.</p><p>- Chanting?</p><p>- Shhh.</p><p>Where you is or where</p><p>you went, my body.</p><p>Body, body, won't</p><p>you tell me now?</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>- That's kinda catchy.</p><p>- Shh. I'm getting something.</p><p>- Can I chant with you?</p><p>- Sure.</p><p>- [Both] Body do</p><p>zay zot zet tee.</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>Body do zay zot zet tee.</p><p>- I've got it!</p><p>I feel it! I know it!</p><p>- Great Merlin's beard!</p><p>I feel it, too!</p><p>- You feel my body?</p><p>Can you scratch my belly?</p><p>I'd really like a good,</p><p>old-fashioned belly scratch.</p><p>- Later!</p><p>Where was your body last?</p><p>- Easterland!</p><p>- Are you sure?</p><p>- I would state my reputation</p><p>as an inter-dimensional,</p><p>hyper-dimensional</p><p>kitty cat on it!</p><p>- Amazing!</p><p>- Yes, yes I am.</p><p>- You've been a</p><p>huge help, Cheshire.</p><p>Do you want me to bring</p><p>your body back to you?</p><p>- No way.</p><p>- Why not?</p><p>- I haven't had to use</p><p>a litter box in years.</p><p>I have no desire to</p><p>start now. (laughing)</p><p>- (laughing) Okay, gotcha.</p><p>- See ya around, Sir Kingy.</p><p>I got places to go</p><p>and people to spook!</p><p>- Arthur to Fairy Dust!</p><p>- [Red Riding Hood]</p><p>Fairy Dust here.</p><p>What can I do for you, KA?</p><p>- Zap me back onto the ship.</p><p>I have another lead!</p><p>Roses are red and so is my cape.</p><p>We can do this, make no mistake!</p><p>(transporter zapping)</p><p>- [Snow White]</p><p>Captain's trave log,</p><p>star date 72-27-06, hike!</p><p>Science Officer King Arthur</p><p>has returned to the ship</p><p>with news about the whereabouts</p><p>of Cheshire cat's body.</p><p>Will this lead to another clue?</p><p>- According to Cheshire,</p><p>his body was last seen</p><p>frolicking about in Easterland.</p><p>- Cheshire frolics?</p><p>- I know.</p><p>Once you realize that,</p><p>it sort burns its way</p><p>into your memory,</p><p>doesn't it? (laughing)</p><p>- No joke.</p><p>I can picture him scampering</p><p>and prancing, too.</p><p>Like egh!</p><p>- Too much information!</p><p>- Before we go to Easterland,</p><p>shouldn't we check</p><p>in on the Hatter?</p><p>- I think it would be</p><p>more productive to follow</p><p>one lead at a time.</p><p>We can always come back here.</p><p>Besides, the Hatter</p><p>can be a bit of a,</p><p>what's the right word?</p><p>Chore? (laughing)</p><p>- you can say that</p><p>again. (laughing)</p><p>So Easterland it is.</p><p>Do you want me to take</p><p>point again, Arthur?</p><p>- If it's all the same with you,</p><p>I'd rather stay aboard</p><p>the ship and eat my pizza.</p><p>My tummy is growling and</p><p>the inside of this ship</p><p>smells extra yummy.</p><p>You did save me a slice, right?</p><p>- Yep.</p><p>Y'all find it in your quarters</p><p>on your favorite round table.</p><p>- Hizah, I say!</p><p>Mega hizah!</p><p>- Okay, so we need a</p><p>volunteer to head down</p><p>to Easterland to do</p><p>some investing thing.</p><p>Any volunteers?</p><p>- I'll go. I dig Easterland.</p><p>I relate to the wicker</p><p>Easter baskets in that area.</p><p>They tell me things since</p><p>I'm wooden and stuff.</p><p>- Mirrors and apples!</p><p>Pinocchio, you're officially</p><p>running point on this one.</p><p>- Good. I'll just tell a</p><p>few lies and follow my nose.</p><p>- [Narrator] The action</p><p>continues on the home world</p><p>of all that is Easter.</p><p>The world's most famous</p><p>little wooden toy, Pinocchio,</p><p>heads out into the</p><p>wilds of Easterland</p><p>to see if he can nail down</p><p>when was the last time</p><p>anyone has seen the</p><p>Cheshire Cat's body.</p><p>- Man! What a beautiful day!</p><p>But why do I feel like there's</p><p>something weird going on?</p><p>Oh, maybe it's</p><p>just me. Who knows.</p><p>(chimes ringing)</p><p>- Ciao. I'm little</p><p>Pinocchio, the wooden toy.</p><p>- I know who you are, silly.</p><p>- What can I say? That's</p><p>my favorite greeting.</p><p>- Whatcha doing all</p><p>your way out here</p><p>in Easterland,</p><p>Pinocchio? (laughing)</p><p>- There's some really weird</p><p>things going on, Bert.</p><p>- I knew it. I could</p><p>feel it in the air.</p><p>- Yep. My nose is</p><p>long and never wrong.</p><p>- Hey, that's sort</p><p>of like my ears.</p><p>I use them like antenna.</p><p>You know, to pick</p><p>up vibes and stuff.</p><p>- Is that why rabbits</p><p>have long ears?</p><p>I thought they were</p><p>like, you know,</p><p>handles to make it</p><p>easier for magicians</p><p>to pull you out of hats.</p><p>- Very funny.</p><p>You really wanna know why</p><p>rabbits have long ears?</p><p>- Yeah, I love learning</p><p>new stuff, so sure.</p><p>- One of the main things</p><p>that long rabbit ears do</p><p>is to help bunnies maintain</p><p>their correct body temperature.</p><p>- How?</p><p>- Ooh, bunny ears</p><p>usually have thinner fur</p><p>along with a network</p><p>of small blood vessels.</p><p>- Uh-oh, are things</p><p>gonna get sciencey?</p><p>I'm-I'm not good</p><p>with sciencey stuff.</p><p>- Not too sciencey. (laughing)</p><p>The thin fur and blood</p><p>vessels allow bunnies</p><p>able to easily</p><p>tell how much heat.</p><p>- Wait, are you telling me</p><p>that bunnies have long ears</p><p>to make sure they can</p><p>be comfy and cozy?</p><p>- (laughing) Eh, sorta. Yeah.</p><p>The blood vessels</p><p>inflate like a balloon</p><p>on hot days to give off heat,</p><p>and then they shrink on</p><p>cold days to maintain</p><p>their body temperatures.</p><p>- Whoa!</p><p>And here I was thinking</p><p>that the long ears</p><p>were just so that you fuzzy</p><p>folks could hear better.</p><p>- Oh, they work for that, too.</p><p>Bunny ears are also designed</p><p>for excellent hearing.</p><p>- So do bunnies have</p><p>better hearing than humans?</p><p>- Mmm, kind of.</p><p>You see, when it comes</p><p>to low vibration counts,</p><p>a bunny's hearing ability is</p><p>about the same as a human,</p><p>but when it comes to</p><p>high vibration counts,</p><p>bunnies can hear those</p><p>from up to two miles away.</p><p>- You have like super ears!</p><p>- For the most part,</p><p>but only because those</p><p>high vibration counts,</p><p>also known as frequencies,</p><p>would be totally quiet</p><p>to the human ear.</p><p>- What about my</p><p>ears? They're wooden.</p><p>Can you hear better than me?</p><p>- Um. (gurgling)</p><p>- Holy nostrils, Bert.</p><p>I'm just kidding.</p><p>- Phew!</p><p>I wasn't really sure how</p><p>to answer that. (laughing)</p><p>So tell me, what's going on?</p><p>- Ah, man.</p><p>It's more like what</p><p>isn't going on.</p><p>First, Cupid's magic</p><p>bow went missing.</p><p>Then, Cheshire's</p><p>body disappeared.</p><p>- Cheshire had a body? Really?</p><p>- Yuppers, and</p><p>believe it or not,</p><p>that's exactly why I'm here.</p><p>According to Mr. Floating</p><p>Inter-dimensional,</p><p>Hyper-dimensional</p><p>Kitty Cat Head,</p><p>his body was last seen</p><p>here in Easterland.</p><p>- I haven't seen it.</p><p>I think I'd remember</p><p>a headless kitty body</p><p>tooling around</p><p>the Easter Garden.</p><p>- Wow, what a sight</p><p>that would be.</p><p>- Hmm, you know who</p><p>you may wanna talk to?</p><p>- Who?</p><p>My right paw, MVP,</p><p>Goldie the Golden Goose.</p><p>- Do you think</p><p>Goldie would know?</p><p>- She knows</p><p>everything. (laughing)</p><p>Way more than I do.</p><p>If it's happening</p><p>somewhere on this planet,</p><p>Goldie is aware of it.</p><p>- That's a great</p><p>idea. Where is she?</p><p>- She's over in the Egg Forest.</p><p>Just phase on over.</p><p>Tell her I sent ya.</p><p>- Thanks, Bert.</p><p>- No worries.</p><p>And good luck, amigo.</p><p>(chimes ringing)</p><p>- Hey, hey, Goldie girl.</p><p>- Why, Pinocchio!</p><p>What brings you all the way</p><p>out here to the Egg Forest?</p><p>- I have a question for you.</p><p>- You do? How exciting.</p><p>Tell me, what do you wanna know?</p><p>- By any chance have you</p><p>seen the headless body</p><p>of the Cheshire Cat around here?</p><p>- Holy moly! How did you know?</p><p>Are you a psychic or something?</p><p>- No, but I guess</p><p>you have seen it?</p><p>- I sure have.</p><p>- Holy nostrils!</p><p>Please, tell me what happened.</p><p>- So Cheshire's body finds</p><p>its way here sometimes</p><p>because it can't see</p><p>where it's going.</p><p>- Why does it come here?</p><p>- Because it sometimes</p><p>mistakes are Easter baskets</p><p>as litter boxes.</p><p>- Um. Ew?</p><p>- You're telling</p><p>me. Ew. (laughing)</p><p>Anyway, it started</p><p>happening so often</p><p>that we started leaving specific</p><p>baskets in specific places.</p><p>Cats are creatures</p><p>of habit, you know?</p><p>- Oh, those poor</p><p>defenseless wicker baskets,</p><p>just sitting there,</p><p>waiting to be pooped in.</p><p>It breaks my heart.</p><p>- You can communicate</p><p>with wicker?</p><p>- Yes ma'am.</p><p>I am made out of wood, you know?</p><p>- Hmm.</p><p>Good point.</p><p>- Anyway.</p><p>- Anyway. (chuckling)</p><p>Cheshire's body was</p><p>here scratching around</p><p>that basket over there.</p><p>I turned my back</p><p>for just a second.</p><p>Then I heard this</p><p>strange whooshing sound.</p><p>I turned around and</p><p>his body was gone.</p><p>Vanished into thin air.</p><p>- Hmm. (sniffing)</p><p>I smell something funny.</p><p>- You do? (sniffing)</p><p>Hmm.</p><p>I don't.</p><p>- That's because you're not</p><p>in tune with the wicker.</p><p>I am.</p><p>And that basket</p><p>you're talking about</p><p>that Cheshire's body was in</p><p>has a very distinct smell.</p><p>- It doesn't.</p><p>What does it smell like?</p><p>- Tea.</p><p>- Tea?</p><p>You mean like the drink tea?</p><p>- Yep. Bingo.</p><p>That's very interesting.</p><p>- How come?</p><p>- Because the Hatter's</p><p>tea set is missing, too.</p><p>- So three things are missing?</p><p>- Yep. Cupid's bow,</p><p>the Hatter's tea set,</p><p>and Cheshire's body.</p><p>- What in the world do those</p><p>three things have in common?</p><p>- I'm thinking</p><p>Blunderboar the Giant,</p><p>who we know took Cupid's bow,</p><p>is using them as some</p><p>sort of magic spell.</p><p>We just don't know why.</p><p>- What are you gonna do next?</p><p>- To be honest, I'm not sure.</p><p>- I wish I could have</p><p>been more helpful.</p><p>- Are you kidding?</p><p>You've been great.</p><p>I'm gonna head back to</p><p>the Starship Fairy Dust,</p><p>report in to Captain Snow</p><p>White, and have her decide.</p><p>- Now that sounds</p><p>like a good idea.</p><p>- Thanks, Goldie.</p><p>- Anytime, Pinocchio. Good luck.</p><p>- [Snow White]</p><p>Captain's travel log,</p><p>star date 78-69-14, hike!</p><p>Pinocchio has returned</p><p>to the ship to share</p><p>what he's learned.</p><p>It's not much, but at least</p><p>it sounds as if the dots</p><p>are slowly being connected.</p><p>- So the litter basket on</p><p>Easterland smelled like tea?</p><p>- Maybe Cheshire's</p><p>body was drinking tea</p><p>and had to go potty.</p><p>- The body doesn't</p><p>even have a head.</p><p>How could it go potty?</p><p>- Nature will find</p><p>a way! (chuckling)</p><p>Seriously though, being that</p><p>the basket smelled like tea,</p><p>I'm nearly positive</p><p>this has something to do</p><p>with Hatter's missing tea set.</p><p>- And that, Pinocchio, is</p><p>why you're my first mate.</p><p>- Aye, aye, Captain.</p><p>What's our next move?</p><p>- Well, we have been to</p><p>Cupid's and tracked down</p><p>the last seen whereabouts</p><p>of Cheshire's body.</p><p>That leaves one more</p><p>place to investigate.</p><p>- We're heading</p><p>back to Wonderland?</p><p>- Hush.</p><p>I am the captain.</p><p>Ahem.</p><p>We're heading back</p><p>to Wonderland.</p><p>- Um, good idea?</p><p>- That's why I'm the captain.</p><p>Robin, set a course</p><p>for Wonderland.</p><p>It's time to talk with Hatter.</p><p>- Fairy Tale Fun</p><p>Force to the rescue.</p><p>(warp speed warbling)</p><p>- [Narrator] And</p><p>quick as a flash,</p><p>the Fairy Tale Fun</p><p>Force speeds back</p><p>to the Wonderland galaxy</p><p>to interview one of</p><p>the craziest characters</p><p>in the entire universe.</p><p>The Hatter.</p><p>Some say that the Hatter's tea</p><p>set is one of the only things</p><p>to keep him</p><p>connected to reality.</p><p>Will he be even</p><p>crazier without it?</p><p>Let's find out.</p><p>- Hey!</p><p>Yoo-hoo!</p><p>Captain Snow White here.</p><p>Official Fairytale</p><p>Fun Force business.</p><p>Hello?</p><p>Where is everyone?</p><p>(chimes ringing)</p><p>- Humans have been performing</p><p>dentistry since 7,000 BC,</p><p>which makes dentists one</p><p>of the oldest professions.</p><p>- Um.</p><p>Huh?</p><p>- Apples, peaches and</p><p>raspberries are all members</p><p>of the rose family.</p><p>- Hatter, are you okay?</p><p>- Oh, thank heavens</p><p>help is here.</p><p>Yeah, he's been</p><p>like this all day.</p><p>- Canada eats more</p><p>macaroni and cheese</p><p>than any other</p><p>nation in the world.</p><p>- Been like what?</p><p>What's he talking about?</p><p>- Ever since his tea set went</p><p>missing, he's short-circuited.</p><p>He's just been running round</p><p>spoutin' strange facts.</p><p>- Are the facts, though?</p><p>- An animal's yawn is based</p><p>on how large their brain is.</p><p>The bigger the brain, the</p><p>longer they will yawn.</p><p>- I mean, I think that they are.</p><p>- Dinosaurs would swallow</p><p>large rocks which stayed</p><p>in their stomach to help</p><p>churn and digest food.</p><p>- So weird.</p><p>Anyway, I'm glad to</p><p>see that you're still</p><p>of this world, Dormouse.</p><p>- I am, but I have no</p><p>idea how much longer</p><p>I can put up with Hatter's</p><p>barrage of strange factoids!</p><p>- Surgeons who play video</p><p>games at least three hours</p><p>a week performed 27% faster</p><p>and make 37% fewer errors.</p><p>- What can you tell</p><p>me about the time</p><p>when the tea set went missing?</p><p>- Well, everyone was</p><p>just sitting down to tea.</p><p>Even the white</p><p>rabbit was on time.</p><p>Had to turn around</p><p>to get some biscuits,</p><p>and we heard this</p><p>strange whooshing sound.</p><p>- A strawberry is</p><p>not an actual berry,</p><p>but a banana is.</p><p>- What kind of a</p><p>whooshing sound?</p><p>- Like an arrow flying</p><p>through the air.</p><p>- In Israel it is illegal</p><p>to bring bears to the beach.</p><p>- Apples and mirrors!</p><p>That makes sense!</p><p>- What does?</p><p>That it's against the law</p><p>to bring bears to the beach?</p><p>- Well yeah, but that's not</p><p>what I meant. (laughing)</p><p>You see, Blunderboar the</p><p>Giant stole Cupid's magic bow.</p><p>Maybe that bow was used</p><p>to shoot Hatter's tea set</p><p>so it could be hijacked.</p><p>Then the Cheshire Cat's</p><p>body disappeared over</p><p>in Easterland, leaving</p><p>behind the smell of tea.</p><p>- Okay, so the award for the</p><p>most absurd heist goes to.</p><p>(Dormouse laughing)</p><p>- It snowed in the Sahara</p><p>Desert for 30 minutes</p><p>on February 18, 1979.</p><p>- This is proof positive</p><p>that all of these things</p><p>are somehow related and</p><p>not isolated incidents.</p><p>- Related and completely weird.</p><p>- March 3rd is known as</p><p>What If Cats and Dogs</p><p>Had Opposable Thumbs Day?</p><p>- Snow, you have to</p><p>find Hatter's tea set.</p><p>I don't know how</p><p>much more of this</p><p>my fuzzy little head can handle.</p><p>- A snail can sleep</p><p>for three years.</p><p>- Don't worry, Dormouse.</p><p>The Fairytale Fun</p><p>Force is on it.</p><p>- The fear of vegetables</p><p>is called lachanophobia.</p><p>(chimes ringing)</p><p>There is an island</p><p>called Just Enough Room,</p><p>where there's just enough</p><p>room for a tree and a house.</p><p>- I knew I should</p><p>have bought those</p><p>noise-canceling headphones.</p><p>- [Hatter] "She Sells Sea</p><p>Shells By the Seashore"</p><p>was written about a female</p><p>paleontologist from the 1800s.</p><p>She actually sold dinosaur</p><p>bones and fossilized shells.</p><p>- Captain's travel log,</p><p>star date 99-98-97, hike!</p><p>As expected, all three of</p><p>these mysterious disturbances</p><p>seem to connect in</p><p>some mysterious way.</p><p>The most leaves ever found</p><p>on a clover is 56.</p><p>Ugh, now Hatter has me doing it!</p><p>And so, yes, I, captain</p><p>of this starship</p><p>and your fearless leader</p><p>have determined that yes,</p><p>all three of these strange</p><p>incidents are related.</p><p>- But how?</p><p>- Which one of you suggested</p><p>that maybe these three objects</p><p>are the ingredients for</p><p>some kind of magic spell?</p><p>- That would be you, Captain!</p><p>- Oh.</p><p>Well yeah, of course it was me.</p><p>That's why I'm the captain.</p><p>Maybe we should go and visit</p><p>Geppetto the Toy Maker.</p><p>He brought Pinocchio to life.</p><p>Maybe he knows more than a few</p><p>things about magical spells.</p><p>- Hush, I'm trying to think.</p><p>Oh, mirror, mirror,</p><p>what do we do?</p><p>Wait, I've got it.</p><p>Maybe we should go and visit</p><p>Geppetto the Toy Maker.</p><p>He brought Pinocchio to life.</p><p>Maybe he knows more than a few</p><p>things about magical spells.</p><p>- Great idea.</p><p>- Don't worry, King Arthur.</p><p>One day you'll be as</p><p>quick thinking as I am.</p><p>- I can't wait!</p><p>- Okay, so we need a volunteer</p><p>to head down to Toyland</p><p>to do the investigating thing.</p><p>Any volunteers?</p><p>- Not me.</p><p>Every time I go and visit Pop,</p><p>he thinks I want something.</p><p>- Don't you usually</p><p>want something?</p><p>- Well yeah, but</p><p>that's not the point.</p><p>- Okay, I'll go again.</p><p>The mystery of the magic</p><p>Easter egg continues</p><p>in every boy and girl's favorite</p><p>place, the Land of Toys.</p><p>(chimes ringing)</p><p>I'm the beautiful Snow White.</p><p>Nice to meet you.</p><p>- Hello, my little bambina.</p><p>I know who you are.</p><p>- You do?</p><p>(Geppetto laughing)</p><p>- You're the Capitan Snow White</p><p>of the Starship Fairy Dust.</p><p>You're my bambino</p><p>Pinocchio's, eh, how you say?</p><p>Eh, the boss.</p><p>- (laughing) That's right.</p><p>- Tell me, how's</p><p>my bambino doing?</p><p>He give you the trouble?</p><p>- Nope. No trouble at all.</p><p>He's my first mate,</p><p>my right hand toy.</p><p>- A-really?</p><p>That-a make me the happy.</p><p>Tell Geppetto, what-a</p><p>can I do for you?</p><p>- I'm here on official</p><p>Fairytale Fun Force business.</p><p>There's wacky things happening.</p><p>- I know.</p><p>I can, uh, how you say,</p><p>sense such a-things.</p><p>- Really?</p><p>- I know that there's</p><p>a-three things wrong.</p><p>I just don't know what they are.</p><p>- How do you know that</p><p>there's three things wrong?</p><p>- These are things, they</p><p>always come in threes.</p><p>Now, parla me.</p><p>- Salami?</p><p>- Ha ha! You crazy in the head.</p><p>No salami. Parla me.</p><p>That's Italiano for</p><p>a-talk to me, eh?</p><p>- Oh, okay.</p><p>So Blunderboar the Giant</p><p>stole Cupid's magic bow.</p><p>- You mean the little</p><p>fella without-a the pants?</p><p>- Yeah, him.</p><p>After his bow went missing,</p><p>other things started</p><p>disappearing,</p><p>like the Hatter's tea set,</p><p>and then the</p><p>Cheshire Cat's body.</p><p>- Mama mia! The Cheshire Cat?</p><p>He had-a the body?</p><p>- That's what everyone</p><p>says! (laughing)</p><p>- Hmm.</p><p>That sound-a like the</p><p>Blunderboar is a-makin'</p><p>the magic spell.</p><p>- Yeah, but what kind of spell?</p><p>- Let me see.</p><p>Magic bow, the tea set,</p><p>and the Cheshire Cat's corpo.</p><p>Hmm.</p><p>- (laughing) Corpo?</p><p>I'm guessing that's</p><p>Italiano for body?</p><p>- Si! I think that I have it.</p><p>- You know what</p><p>Blunderboar is doing?</p><p>- Si.</p><p>I think he's a-making</p><p>the prison a-spell.</p><p>- The prison spell?</p><p>- Si.</p><p>He was to keep</p><p>a-somebody locked up.</p><p>He need-a the bow to soak</p><p>the magic arrow in the tea.</p><p>And then he needed</p><p>the cat corpo to make</p><p>the arrow shoot even faster.</p><p>- So, the arrow dipped in</p><p>tea wouldn't be quick enough</p><p>to shoot whomever</p><p>Blunderboar wants to lock up</p><p>into their prison? (laughing)</p><p>- Si.</p><p>The magic arrow would've</p><p>needed to be, uh,</p><p>how you say, quicker</p><p>than the cat.</p><p>That's a-why he needed</p><p>the tea and the cat corpo.</p><p>- (laughing) But who</p><p>would Blunderboar want</p><p>locked up and why?</p><p>- Hey, oh-ho-ho!</p><p>One a-mystery at a time,</p><p>bambina de capitan. (laughing)</p><p>- (giggling) Maybe all that</p><p>would be enough information</p><p>for Santa to tell his elves</p><p>so that they can track down</p><p>the whereabouts of Cupid's bow.</p><p>- Si.</p><p>The bow lead a-you</p><p>to the tea set.</p><p>The tea set a-lead</p><p>you to the cat corpo,</p><p>and all three will</p><p>a-lead you to the person</p><p>that Blunderboar wants</p><p>to lock away. (laughing)</p><p>- Thanks, Geppetto.</p><p>You've been a huge help!</p><p>- Oh, you are welcome.</p><p>Anytime, bambina de capitan.</p><p>- Sweet.</p><p>Hey, before I go I have</p><p>one other question.</p><p>- Ah, go on. (laughing)</p><p>- Can you make us some pizza?</p><p>I know we already ate,</p><p>but you can never have</p><p>too much pizza. (laughing)</p><p>- Of a-course.</p><p>Gotta make a-sure</p><p>my boy, he eats.</p><p>The last time I seen</p><p>a-him, he was as thin</p><p>as a matchstick. (laughing)</p><p>- You really are</p><p>the best, Geppetto.</p><p>I love ya!</p><p>- Aw, thank you, Snow.</p><p>I love a-you, too.</p><p>Tell a-my son and</p><p>the crew I say hello.</p><p>- [Snow White]</p><p>Captain's travel log,</p><p>star date 44-70-88, hike.</p><p>I brought back a large</p><p>pie from the Land of Toys</p><p>and I'm hoping that</p><p>everyone will be thinking</p><p>super clear on an</p><p>extra full tummy.</p><p>A new mystery has</p><p>presented itself,</p><p>and before we tackle that,</p><p>we need to transmit our</p><p>info to Santa Claus.</p><p>- Great Merlin's beard,</p><p>that was tasty pizza.</p><p>- Tell me about it.</p><p>Did you send that email to</p><p>Santa about the missing items</p><p>being needed for an</p><p>imprisonment spell?</p><p>- I sure did.</p><p>- Did you clean off the</p><p>keyboard when you were finished?</p><p>I hate when there's tomato</p><p>sauce on the keyboard.</p><p>- Why, of course I did.</p><p>Making mental note to clean</p><p>off the keyboard ASAP.</p><p>- What?</p><p>- Nothing.</p><p>Was just singing a song</p><p>at the round table.</p><p>You know, tally-ho</p><p>and all that jazz.</p><p>- Oh, incoming call from</p><p>the North Pole, Captain!</p><p>It's Santa!</p><p>- What?</p><p>It is? Put him on speaker.</p><p>Hi, Santa. Did you</p><p>get our message?</p><p>- [Santa] I did, and I don't</p><p>think that you're going</p><p>to like this next</p><p>part of your journey.</p><p>- Why? Is it dangerous?</p><p>- [Santa] Only to</p><p>your mental state.</p><p>Well, I'm afraid you're</p><p>going to have to take</p><p>a trip to Sherwood Forest</p><p>to talk to Mr. Fox.</p><p>- I'm so angry! (screaming)</p><p>- New!</p><p>- Ugh.</p><p>- My, what great,</p><p>big problems we have.</p><p>- Once again, new!</p><p>- Great Marlin's beard!</p><p>Anything but that.</p><p>- [Santa] I'm sorry, children.</p><p>Apparently Blunderboar</p><p>was last seen</p><p>talking to Mr. Fox</p><p>in Sherwood Forest.</p><p>No one knows where that</p><p>mean old giant is right now</p><p>because my elves are still</p><p>trying to trace the magic bow.</p><p>But I'm thinking that Old</p><p>Foxy may have something</p><p>to do with this whole mess.</p><p>- Roger that, Mr. C.</p><p>Please let us know if you</p><p>get a hit on the BowJack.</p><p>- [Santa] Will do. Good luck.</p><p>- Red Riding Hood, set travel</p><p>dials to Sherwood Forest.</p><p>- Roses are red</p><p>and so is my cape.</p><p>We can do this, make no mistake.</p><p>- Okay, guys gotta</p><p>go. I'll see you.</p><p>- Don't you dare.</p><p>Sherwood is your place and you</p><p>know it better than anyone.</p><p>That means this part of the</p><p>mission is up to you, Robin.</p><p>- Great.</p><p>Time with Mr. Fox talking</p><p>about himself, ugh.</p><p>Fairytale Fun Force, go.</p><p>- Come on. You can be more</p><p>enthusiastic than that.</p><p>Put some spunk into it!</p><p>- Fairytale Fun Force, go.</p><p>- [Narrator] The Starship</p><p>Fairy Dust is ready to float</p><p>its way toward the</p><p>Sherwood Forest,</p><p>which lies in the</p><p>center of Magic Kingdom.</p><p>That's where everyone's favorite</p><p>chatterbox Mr. Fox lives.</p><p>Will Robin Hood be able to get</p><p>him to talk about something</p><p>or someone other than himself?</p><p>Let's find out.</p><p>(chimes ringing)</p><p>- One fine day, Robin.</p><p>I'll do the yawn of touring</p><p>the Starship Fairy Dust.</p><p>There are many changes</p><p>I would make to it.</p><p>Oh, for the best.</p><p>- But I never asked.</p><p>- Tut-tut. You</p><p>don't have to ask.</p><p>I can tell just by</p><p>the look in your eyes</p><p>that you've been</p><p>working up the courage</p><p>to ask me to bless the</p><p>Starship with my presence.</p><p>Friends don't have</p><p>to ask, Robin.</p><p>I remember the little people.</p><p>- I didn't even get a</p><p>chance to say hello.</p><p>How could you have time</p><p>to look in my eyes and-</p><p>- I only need one</p><p>momentary glance.</p><p>Do you know why?</p><p>- Oh, sweet, sugary snow bells.</p><p>Don't ask him why, dude.</p><p>- I wasn't gonna.</p><p>- I'm glad you asked, sir.</p><p>One word, three</p><p>syllables, acumen.</p><p>- Well, I always found</p><p>cumin to be a little spicy.</p><p>- I see what you did</p><p>there. (chuckling)</p><p>Not cumen. Acumen.</p><p>It means the ability</p><p>to make good judgements</p><p>and quick decisions, typically</p><p>in a particular domain.</p><p>I don't expect a simpleton</p><p>such as yourself to know that,</p><p>but that's why I'm here.</p><p>To teach, to share</p><p>knowledge, to enlighten.</p><p>- I have no idea what he's</p><p>going on about. Like none.</p><p>Figuring out would be a</p><p>real feather in my cap.</p><p>- Yeah, good luck</p><p>with that. (laughing)</p><p>- Uh, Mr. Fox, as much</p><p>as I'd like to discuss</p><p>the ins and outs of the</p><p>Starship Fairy Dust with you,</p><p>I'm actually here on</p><p>official Fairytale Fun Force-</p><p>- Business. Yes, I know.</p><p>I went to the finest</p><p>business school in the world.</p><p>I'm well versed in</p><p>every type of business.</p><p>- How about noneya?</p><p>- Noneya?</p><p>- None ya business!</p><p>Ha! (laughing)</p><p>- Mr. Fox, when was</p><p>the last time you spoke</p><p>with Blunderboar the Giant?</p><p>- Blunderboar, that's</p><p>such a large fellow.</p><p>A dear friend.</p><p>A misunderstood fellow.</p><p>I did him a real</p><p>favor yesterday.</p><p>- Favor?</p><p>Go on.</p><p>- Yesiree.</p><p>You see, I overheard that</p><p>Dorothy from the Land of Oz</p><p>was thinking of putting</p><p>on a flying monkey show.</p><p>- Of course you did.</p><p>What's so interesting</p><p>about that?</p><p>- Dear sir, have you</p><p>no social skills?</p><p>Everyone knows that</p><p>a giant's worst enemy</p><p>is a flying monkey.</p><p>- Say what?</p><p>- Oh, ye of little</p><p>acumen. (laughing)</p><p>Flying monkeys are</p><p>the only creatures</p><p>who can successfully</p><p>remove the wax</p><p>from the giant's ears.</p><p>In fact, they really</p><p>eat the wax up.</p><p>- Um, first, ew.</p><p>Second, that sounds</p><p>like a win-win.</p><p>The flying monkeys</p><p>get fed and the giants</p><p>get their ears cleaned out.</p><p>- You're forgetting</p><p>one vital detail.</p><p>- Why am I still here?</p><p>I mean, like, I could</p><p>be anywhere else.</p><p>- I exude animal magnetism.</p><p>I'm irresistible.</p><p>Go ahead. Try.</p><p>I dare ya.</p><p>See? You can't.</p><p>It's the tail. So fluffy.</p><p>Majestic!</p><p>- Mr. Fox, what is the</p><p>detail I'm missing?</p><p>- Yes, thank you, good sir.</p><p>Where was I?</p><p>- The vital detail.</p><p>- Ugh, I'm getting a</p><p>headache. (chuckling)</p><p>- Ah, yes, yes, of course.</p><p>You see, giants</p><p>need their ear wax.</p><p>It's the only thing</p><p>that prevents their ears</p><p>from popping at high altitudes,</p><p>and giant's heads are</p><p>always at high altitudes</p><p>because they're so tall.</p><p>- Woo-hoo!</p><p>I think that may have just</p><p>been the info that I needed.</p><p>- Of course it was.</p><p>The world needs to hear</p><p>every single word I say,</p><p>every syllable.</p><p>I can solve any problem,</p><p>climb any mountain.</p><p>- That's it. I'm</p><p>outta here. (laughing)</p><p>- And take me with you!</p><p>Please take me with you.</p><p>- Captain's travel log,</p><p>star date 50-40-30, hike!</p><p>First mate Robin Hood</p><p>has returned to the ship</p><p>with a vital bit of information.</p><p>We now know what</p><p>Blunderboar's motive is.</p><p>But is it too late?</p><p>Has he imprisoned Dorothy in Oz,</p><p>never to return</p><p>to the real world?</p><p>Um, flying monkeys eat</p><p>giant ear wax deposits?</p><p>I'm gonna totally barf.</p><p>- I've had to barf ever since</p><p>Mr. Fox started talking.</p><p>Please tell me we have</p><p>an ice pack on board.</p><p>- What should we</p><p>do now, Captain?</p><p>I have an idea!</p><p>Why don't we speak</p><p>with Doodley Digs?</p><p>He knows how to</p><p>deal with every kind</p><p>of otherworldly</p><p>creature, even giants!</p><p>- Shhh!</p><p>I'm trying to</p><p>think here, Arthur,</p><p>and I can't do it with</p><p>your constant chatter.</p><p>I have an idea.</p><p>Why don't we speak</p><p>with Doodley Digs?</p><p>He knows how to</p><p>deal with every kind</p><p>of otherworldly</p><p>creature, even giants.</p><p>- You are an idea machine, Snow.</p><p>- But I-</p><p>- That's why I am</p><p>the captain, Robin.</p><p>- Setting travel</p><p>dials to Game World.</p><p>- Set travel dials</p><p>to Game World galaxy!</p><p>- Yes, ma'am.</p><p>Faster than we can</p><p>take from the greedy</p><p>and give to the needy.</p><p>- Mirrors and apples, let's go!</p><p>- Aye, aye.</p><p>- Full speed ahead!</p><p>- Do you really</p><p>think that Doodley</p><p>will be able to help?</p><p>I mean, he doesn't even realize</p><p>that he's a video</p><p>game character.</p><p>- He may be kind of strange</p><p>and his methods are,</p><p>shall we say, unique?</p><p>But Doodley always</p><p>saves the day.</p><p>- We have officially</p><p>reached warp factor five.</p><p>Fairytale Fun Force, go!</p><p>- Hold onto your</p><p>hats! (laughing)</p><p>- [Narrator] The adventure</p><p>continues in one of the most</p><p>action-packed universes</p><p>ever, the Game World galaxy!</p><p>Can the universe's greatest</p><p>hero, Doodley Digs,</p><p>help the Fairytale</p><p>Fun Force undo all of</p><p>Blunderboar's misdeeds?</p><p>(game beeping)</p><p>- Wow! Snow White!</p><p>You're back again!</p><p>What's shakin', bacon?</p><p>- Oh, Doodley!</p><p>We have another huge problem,</p><p>and you're the only</p><p>one who can help.</p><p>- Holy one up mushrooms.</p><p>Is it another Jabberwock?</p><p>- Nope.</p><p>We have a giant rampaging</p><p>through the universe!</p><p>- A giant? Holy cow!</p><p>I may need my bouncing boots.</p><p>Wait.</p><p>Maybe a grappling hook</p><p>will do the trick.</p><p>Thank the game gods</p><p>I don't need quarters</p><p>to play anymore.</p><p>Giants are tough.</p><p>Beating them can cost a fortune.</p><p>- So you have beaten</p><p>a giant before?</p><p>- If you can think of</p><p>it, I've beaten it off.</p><p>- You really are a hero.</p><p>- Two questions.</p><p>One, what is this giant doing?</p><p>And two, is it Blunderboar?</p><p>Please say it isn't.</p><p>- Unfortunately,</p><p>it is Blunderboar.</p><p>Is that extra bad?</p><p>- Well, yeah, but only</p><p>because Blunderboar</p><p>is the most stubborn</p><p>giant in the universe.</p><p>That and he tries to</p><p>eat anyone or anything</p><p>smaller than he is.</p><p>- Oh, my!</p><p>- What's older</p><p>Blunderboar up to now?</p><p>- Be warned, this is</p><p>a pretty weird story.</p><p>- Snow, you're talkin' to</p><p>someone who's faced off</p><p>against mushroom soldiers,</p><p>ridden in high-octane</p><p>hovercrafts through</p><p>floating cities,</p><p>and helped some dude in</p><p>a cheesy leisure suit</p><p>find the love of his life.</p><p>There's nothing too</p><p>weird or strange for me.</p><p>- Okay, you asked</p><p>for it. (laughing)</p><p>- I did.</p><p>- So, my cousin</p><p>Dorothy splits her time</p><p>between her home</p><p>in Kansas and Oz.</p><p>- I know Dorothy.</p><p>She totally let me</p><p>borrow her ruby slippers</p><p>one day so I could walk on lava.</p><p>- You can walk on lava</p><p>with ruby slippers?</p><p>- With hers you can.</p><p>They're enchanted.</p><p>- Ah!</p><p>Okay, so according to Mr. Fox.</p><p>- Ugh, him. (chuckling)</p><p>- No kidding! (laughing)</p><p>Old Foxy told Blunderpants</p><p>that Dorothy was</p><p>gonna put on a</p><p>flying monkey show.</p><p>That got Blunderboar's</p><p>pants in a bunch.</p><p>- Why does he have something</p><p>against flying monkeys?</p><p>- Apparently flying monkeys</p><p>love to eat giant earwax.</p><p>It's like a delicacy</p><p>or something.</p><p>- Um.</p><p>Ew.</p><p>- Totally. Ew.</p><p>Giants need their earwax</p><p>so that their ears</p><p>don't pop when they're</p><p>at high altitudes,</p><p>but being that they're so tall,</p><p>giants are always</p><p>at high altitudes.</p><p>Without their earwax,</p><p>their heads would be</p><p>non-stop popping.</p><p>- And because of this,</p><p>Blunderboar decided</p><p>to stop Dorothy from putting</p><p>on the flying monkey show.</p><p>- Correct.</p><p>- I'm almost afraid to ask,</p><p>but how did he go about</p><p>stopping the show?</p><p>Did you ask him to stop?</p><p>- Mirrors and apples, we tried.</p><p>But just like the magic</p><p>bow, he's hidden. (laughing)</p><p>First, he boosted</p><p>Cupid's magic bow</p><p>from the Love Planet</p><p>and then he used it</p><p>to shoot a magic arrow</p><p>through the Hatter's tea set</p><p>in Wonderland, thereby soaking</p><p>said magic arrow in tea,</p><p>and then he used</p><p>that tea-soaked arrow</p><p>to bamboozle the body</p><p>of the Cheshire Cat,</p><p>who was the final</p><p>magic ingredient needed</p><p>to lock Dorothy in Oz.</p><p>- Holy one up</p><p>mushrooms! That's a lot!</p><p>Wait.</p><p>Cheshire Cat has a body?</p><p>- (laughing) That's</p><p>what everyone says!</p><p>- Wow!</p><p>This all sounds pretty drastic</p><p>and thoroughly complicated.</p><p>I feel bad for whomever</p><p>had to think all that up.</p><p>- [Narrator] Hey, all.</p><p>Mind if I interrupt?</p><p>- Sure, Narrator. What's up?</p><p>- [Narrator] I just</p><p>checked on our writer.</p><p>He's currently</p><p>sitting in the corner,</p><p>slapping his tongue.</p><p>I think the effects</p><p>of Blunderboar's spell</p><p>are starting to affect him, too.</p><p>- Whoa!</p><p>If they don't finish writing,</p><p>this story will never end!</p><p>- Tell him we're on</p><p>the case, Narrator.</p><p>- [Narrator] Okay, he's</p><p>back at the keyboard.</p><p>Please continue.</p><p>- I have to say, Snow,</p><p>this is the craziest thing</p><p>I've dealt with since</p><p>my girlfriend Lara</p><p>was captured by power</p><p>mad druids and forced</p><p>to crawl up an ice mountain</p><p>covered in slippery oil, ah!</p><p>- Yikes!</p><p>- Ah, I hate to do this, but uh,</p><p>I think you may need,</p><p>um, a cheat code.</p><p>- A what?</p><p>- A cheat code.</p><p>It's what us heroes resort to</p><p>when there's no other choice.</p><p>- Do you really think that</p><p>one of those could help us?</p><p>- I think it may be the</p><p>only hope of ever freeing</p><p>Dorothy from the land of Oz.</p><p>- My cousin will not</p><p>spend the rest of her life</p><p>wandering a yellow brick</p><p>road with a tin can,</p><p>a straw dude, and a scaredy-cat.</p><p>A cheat code it is!</p><p>How does it work</p><p>and what will it do?</p><p>- I'm gonna send it</p><p>to your starship now.</p><p>Once you're back</p><p>and see the email,</p><p>tell Santa to run the</p><p>cheat code through</p><p>the elve's computer.</p><p>That should override</p><p>whatever spell is keeping</p><p>Blunderboar hidden.</p><p>- And once we know</p><p>where Blunderboar is,</p><p>we can start trying to</p><p>fix this mess! (laughing)</p><p>- Exactly! (laughing)</p><p>Okay, mental email sent.</p><p>Go back to your ship,</p><p>give it to Santa,</p><p>and good luck.</p><p>- Thanks, Doodley.</p><p>Be careful out there, and</p><p>watch out for raids gone wrong.</p><p>- Always!</p><p>- Captain's travel log,</p><p>star date 00-00-01, hike!</p><p>Doodley Dig supplied</p><p>us with a cheat code</p><p>that we can give to Santa</p><p>that will locate Blunderboar.</p><p>We are one step closer to</p><p>fixing this latest kerfuffle.</p><p>Arthur, zap me my email.</p><p>- I just sent it directly to</p><p>your mind so you don't have to</p><p>read it off of a screen.</p><p>You'll just remember</p><p>what it said.</p><p>- Isn't the future</p><p>awesome? (laughing)</p><p>- What next, Captain?</p><p>- Bring me up Santa</p><p>at the North Pole</p><p>and put him on speaker.</p><p>- What's the magic word?</p><p>- The magic word is I'm</p><p>the captain of this ship.</p><p>Now do as I say!</p><p>- That will work, too.</p><p>(buttons beeping)</p><p>- [Santa] Ho-ho. Hello?</p><p>- Hey, Mr. C. It's Snow.</p><p>- [Santa] Snow-ho-ho!</p><p>I was just thinking about you.</p><p>Have you made any</p><p>headway in fixing</p><p>this intergalactic mess?</p><p>My elves have come up empty.</p><p>- I have.</p><p>Doodley Digs gave me a</p><p>cheat code to give to you</p><p>to give to your elves</p><p>that will override</p><p>whatever cloaking spell</p><p>Blunderboar is using.</p><p>- [Santa] Ho-ho-ho! Excellent!</p><p>What's the code?</p><p>- Okay, ready?</p><p>Have your elves enter</p><p>this into their computer.</p><p>Down, down, up, up,</p><p>right, left, right, left,</p><p>A, B, enter.</p><p>- Whoa!</p><p>I think that's sort</p><p>of the same codes</p><p>I used to use in my Kong Mommy</p><p>games to get bonus lives!</p><p>- [Santa] Transmitting</p><p>them the cheat code now.</p><p>Stand by.</p><p>- Please let this work.</p><p>Please, oh, please, oh, please.</p><p>- The suspense is killing me!</p><p>- You can't see it, but</p><p>inside of my costume</p><p>I'm shaking like a leaf!</p><p>- Crossing fingers and toes.</p><p>Hey, Narrator, can you ask</p><p>the kids at home watching</p><p>to do the same?</p><p>- [Narrator] Of course.</p><p>Please, everyone, if</p><p>you're watching this,</p><p>cross all of your</p><p>fingers and toes.</p><p>Have your mommies and</p><p>daddies do it, too.</p><p>We need all of the</p><p>good vibes we can get.</p><p>- [Santa] Bingo-ho-ho-ho!</p><p>- (gasping) It worked?</p><p>- [Santa] It sure did.</p><p>According to the elves,</p><p>Blunderboar is, um, uh.</p><p>Well, isn't that a</p><p>kick in the tushy?</p><p>- What is? (laughing)</p><p>- [Santa] Blunderboar is</p><p>right where he should be,</p><p>the Land of Giants.</p><p>- Mirrors and apples!</p><p>How did we not think</p><p>of that? (laughing)</p><p>Thanks, Santa.</p><p>Thank the elves for us, too.</p><p>- [Santa] Well, good luck.</p><p>- Red, you know what to do.</p><p>- We'll huff and we'll</p><p>puff and we'll take</p><p>Blunderboar down!</p><p>- [Narrator] The next stop</p><p>on this incredible journey</p><p>where everyone thinks</p><p>big, the Land of Giants.</p><p>And before you know it,</p><p>the Starship Fairy Dust</p><p>makes touchdown in the</p><p>biggest place in the universe.</p><p>Snow White makes the</p><p>decision to send Robin Hood</p><p>out to deal with</p><p>Blunderboar because,</p><p>and I quote, she's too</p><p>cute to possibly get eaten.</p><p>- I think I need</p><p>my own starship.</p><p>Every time there's something</p><p>dangerous going on,</p><p>Captain Snow sends</p><p>either me or King Arthur.</p><p>It's usually me, though.</p><p>I mean, aren't I too</p><p>cute to be eaten, too?</p><p>- Ah! Someone say eat?</p><p>- Oh, um. Hi, Blunderboar.</p><p>How are you, big guy?</p><p>- Mmm, Blunderboar fine now.</p><p>Dodge bullet.</p><p>- Someone shot at you?</p><p>- Blunderboar use expression‎.</p><p>No one shoots at Blunderboar.</p><p>- Oh, good to hear.</p><p>Besides, they need something</p><p>to shoot at you with.</p><p>Something like, I don't</p><p>know, Cupid's magic bow?</p><p>- Uh-oh.</p><p>Blunderboar thinks he blundered.</p><p>Must've been found out.</p><p>- That's right. The jig is up!</p><p>- Jig?</p><p>Oh, Blunderboar doesn't</p><p>dance like Irishmen.</p><p>- No, that's just</p><p>another expression‎,</p><p>like you used shoot.</p><p>- Little man should save breath.</p><p>Blunderboar not sorry he</p><p>stopped earwax marauders</p><p>from giving Blunderboar</p><p>permanent headache.</p><p>- We know the whole</p><p>scheme, Blunderboar.</p><p>And we need to fix this</p><p>whole mess you've created.</p><p>- What mess?</p><p>Blunderboar just borrow stuff.</p><p>Blunderboar will</p><p>give back stuff.</p><p>Blunderboar can't take chance</p><p>flying monkey show go on road.</p><p>- Did you ask permission to</p><p>borrow Cupid's magic bow,</p><p>Hatter's tea set and</p><p>Cheshire Cat's body?</p><p>- Blunderboar still shocked</p><p>floaty cat head had body.</p><p>Who knew?</p><p>Besides, no harm done,</p><p>other than Dorothy</p><p>stay put with flying monkeys.</p><p>- No harm?</p><p>Cupid is beside himself,</p><p>Hatter is a mess,</p><p>and Cheshire is, well, Cheshire.</p><p>- Blunderboar cause trouble?</p><p>- Narrator, get the</p><p>Hatter on the phone</p><p>and put him on speaker.</p><p>- [Narrator] Calling the Hatter.</p><p>(phone ringing)</p><p>- [Hatter] If you</p><p>sneeze while traveling</p><p>at 60 miles per hour,</p><p>your eyes are closed</p><p>for an average of 50 feet.</p><p>- See? All he does is</p><p>quote strange facts!</p><p>- [Hatter] Your nose is</p><p>always visible to you.</p><p>Your mind ignores it</p><p>through a process called</p><p>unconscious selective attention.</p><p>- Wow! Aye, is that true?</p><p>Does Blunderboar</p><p>always see nose?</p><p>- That doesn't matter.</p><p>What matters is that everyone</p><p>gets their stuff back</p><p>and Dorothy is free</p><p>to return from Oz.</p><p>- Mmm, let Blunderboar think.</p><p>Blunderboar much</p><p>faster thinker now.</p><p>Should only take 41</p><p>hours, two minutes,</p><p>and 31 seconds.</p><p>- Sorry, Blunderboar,</p><p>but we don't have</p><p>that kind of time.</p><p>Things need to go</p><p>back to normal.</p><p>Who knows what else will</p><p>come of you tinkering</p><p>with the natural flow of things.</p><p>- Blunderboar make decision!</p><p>- And? (chuckling)</p><p>- Blunderboar will</p><p>not give stuff back.</p><p>Dorothy must stay in</p><p>Oz with flying monkey.</p><p>Blunderboar's earwax demands it.</p><p>- Don't you realize what</p><p>will definitely happen</p><p>if Dorothy has to stay in Oz?</p><p>- Mmm, Blunderboar not know.</p><p>- Her earth family</p><p>will miss her,</p><p>and she will miss them.</p><p>That means that there will</p><p>be no more birthday parties</p><p>for them, and even worse,</p><p>no more Christmases.</p><p>There will be an empty chair</p><p>where Dorothy</p><p>would normally sit.</p><p>No hugs, no laughs, no kisses.</p><p>Only tears.</p><p>- Oh, Blunderboar</p><p>not think of that.</p><p>- You don't wanna</p><p>make everyone sad.</p><p>Do you, Blunderboar?</p><p>- No. (sobbing)</p><p>- There, there, big guy.</p><p>You have plenty of</p><p>time to fix this.</p><p>You just have to</p><p>give everything back</p><p>to their rightful owners,</p><p>and apologize for taking</p><p>their stuff without asking.</p><p>- Blunderboar do it.</p><p>Oh, Blunderboar no</p><p>want to be known</p><p>as big stinker.</p><p>- Can I take everything</p><p>back with me to my ship?</p><p>- Tiny man in silly green</p><p>clothes can have stuff back.</p><p>Blunderboar will</p><p>have Jack bring stuff</p><p>to tiny man's sky car, eh?</p><p>(dog barking)</p><p>- I didn't know you had a dog.</p><p>- Blunderboar get</p><p>puppy from Geppetto.</p><p>Blunderboar soon</p><p>teach Jack to talk.</p><p>- Thanks, Jack.</p><p>And thank you, Blunderboar.</p><p>- Welcome.</p><p>Now Blunderboar go</p><p>make sorry calls.</p><p>- Good.</p><p>And now it's time to exit</p><p>stage get me outta here.</p><p>- [Snow White]</p><p>Captain's travel log,</p><p>star date 68-69-70, hike.</p><p>Robin Hood brought back</p><p>all the missing items,</p><p>and we've successfully brought</p><p>them back to their owners.</p><p>Well, except for</p><p>the Cheshire's body.</p><p>It just kind of</p><p>scampered off somewhere.</p><p>Still can't believe he had one.</p><p>- Great captaining today,</p><p>Captain. (laughing)</p><p>- A captain's gotta captain.</p><p>- And good work staring down</p><p>that mean, ol'</p><p>giant, Robin Hood.</p><p>- Hush. Only I'm allowed to</p><p>give out accolades on this ship.</p><p>Good work staring down that</p><p>mean, ol' giant, Robin Hood.</p><p>- That's a feather in my cap.</p><p>- It's time to visit my</p><p>distant cousin Dorothy</p><p>in the Land of Oz.</p><p>I wanna check in on her</p><p>and make sure she's okay.</p><p>Besides, I want the skinny</p><p>on this flying monkey show.</p><p>- Setting travel dials now.</p><p>- Let's get cooking.</p><p>- Hold on tight.</p><p>Putting the pedal to the metal.</p><p>Extreme zoom in two seconds!</p><p>- [Narrator] The Starship</p><p>Fairy Dust speeds away</p><p>to the sometimes home of</p><p>one of the most famous</p><p>characters in the</p><p>whole wide world.</p><p>That's right, it's</p><p>time for Snow White</p><p>to chat up her</p><p>distant cousin Dorothy</p><p>in the wonderful world of Oz.</p><p>(chimes ringing)</p><p>- Hey, cousin. Are you okay?</p><p>- Oh, my.</p><p>Snow White, I owe</p><p>you like big time.</p><p>- Yes, you do.</p><p>Now then, lavish me with praise.</p><p>- You're startin' to sound</p><p>like Mr. Fox. (laughing)</p><p>- Hey!</p><p>- Just kiddin'.</p><p>You really pulled my tushy</p><p>out of the oven. (laughing)</p><p>I love Oz, but I</p><p>love my family, too.</p><p>- Yeah, Thanksgiving</p><p>wouldn't have been</p><p>the same without you.</p><p>So tell me about this</p><p>infamous flying monkey show.</p><p>- Ugh.</p><p>Speaking of that</p><p>no good Mr. Fox,</p><p>if he would just listen</p><p>instead of constantly</p><p>speaking sometimes, we'd all</p><p>have a lot less headaches.</p><p>He basically caused</p><p>this whole kerfuffle.</p><p>- I mean, yeah, but how so?</p><p>- The flying monkey show</p><p>was an Oz exclusive.</p><p>I told him I was organizing it.</p><p>But here's the kicker.</p><p>Monkeys can only fly in Oz.</p><p>Blunderboar's earwax was</p><p>always safe and sound</p><p>inside of his noggin.</p><p>- You're kidding?</p><p>- Nope. (laughing)</p><p>As long as giants</p><p>don't visit Oz,</p><p>they have nothin'</p><p>to worry about.</p><p>- Ugh, so silly.</p><p>- Yup.</p><p>I was almost locked her my</p><p>whole life over nothin'.</p><p>- Did you tell Blunderboar</p><p>what really happened?</p><p>Did he apologize?</p><p>- Yup. He really was sorry.</p><p>In fact, he was so sorry,</p><p>he sent over a dozen jars</p><p>of giant earwax for the</p><p>flying monkeys to feast on.</p><p>- I thought he needed the wax.</p><p>- Oh, he does.</p><p>He's just stayin' home</p><p>until more builds up</p><p>in his giant-size</p><p>noggin. (laughing)</p><p>- Wow! What a mess.</p><p>One day that Mr. Fox</p><p>is gonna get his.</p><p>- We can only hope.</p><p>- Alrighty, cous.</p><p>I'm glad you're safe and</p><p>things are back to normal.</p><p>- Me, too.</p><p>I felt really bad for Hatter,</p><p>but I'd be lyin' if</p><p>I said he wasn't like</p><p>super informative. (laughing)</p><p>- Right? (laughing)</p><p>- Did you know that</p><p>in September 2007,</p><p>a guy named Kevin Shelley</p><p>broke 46 wooden toilet seats</p><p>with his head in one minute</p><p>to set a world record?</p><p>- No, but I do now! (laughing)</p><p>- Alrighty, Snowball.</p><p>I know you need to</p><p>get back to your ship.</p><p>- Yeah, my crew is pretty</p><p>much lost without me.</p><p>- Can you do me one last</p><p>favor once you're back aboard?</p><p>- Sure.</p><p>- Say hello to that</p><p>dreamy King Arthur for me.</p><p>He's just adorable</p><p>in his suit of armor.</p><p>(Snow White laughing)</p><p>- Uh-oh, somebody's got a crush!</p><p>- Maybe just a little</p><p>one. (laughing)</p><p>- Will do. See ya soon!</p><p>Captain's travel log,</p><p>star date 12-31-72, hike!</p><p>Another adventure is</p><p>in the history books</p><p>because of me.</p><p>And yeah, I guess that</p><p>my crew had a tiny bit</p><p>to do with it, too.</p><p>Speaking of them, it's time</p><p>for me to tell King Arthur</p><p>about his secret</p><p>admirer. (laughing)</p><p>Once again the Fairytale</p><p>Fun Force has saved the day.</p><p>- By the power of my</p><p>faithful Excalibur!</p><p>Totally did.</p><p>- This was a true team</p><p>effort, led by me, of course.</p><p>- Yup, you did all the</p><p>work, as per usual.</p><p>- Indeed.</p><p>Hey, Arthur.</p><p>- Yes?</p><p>- Did you know that you</p><p>have a secret admirer?</p><p>- What?</p><p>- Yeah, Hatter told me when</p><p>he was spouting strange facts.</p><p>- Who is it?</p><p>- I don't know. I gave</p><p>him back his tea set</p><p>before he had time to tell me.</p><p>I guess we'll never know.</p><p>- Are you sure that we don't</p><p>need that tea set for anything?</p><p>You know, maybe we</p><p>can use it to save</p><p>a kingdom or something.</p><p>- Now, now, we don't</p><p>use any of the tools</p><p>at our disposal</p><p>for personal gain.</p><p>- But! (laughing)</p><p>- (laughing) But nothin'.</p><p>Red, take us home.</p><p>- Fairytale Fun Force, go!</p><p>- [Narrator] And one</p><p>thing's for sure.</p><p>With this zany crew and</p><p>this galaxy of weirdos,</p><p>the next adventure is</p><p>just around the corner.</p><p>It's also gonna be</p><p>more fun than anyone</p><p>ever could've guessed.</p><p>Until next time, excelsior!</p><p>(bright upbeat music)</p><p>(singers vocalizing)</p><p>(bright upbeat music)</p><p>(hands clapping)</p><p> </p>
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