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<p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="b"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 153); font-size: 14pt;">유머는 암을 예방 합니다</span></strong></span></p><p><strong><br></strong> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><font color="#ff0000" size="5"><strong>스켄들"</strong></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"> <img width="400" height="260" class="tx-daum-image" id="A_1621C50D4CE6083E441199" style="width: 399px; clear: none; float: none;" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/1621C50D4CE6083E44" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="400" id="A_1621C50D4CE6083E441199"/></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">1. 몸가짐 </span></span><br></strong></font><font color="blue" size="3"><br><strong><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">남의 딸이 애인이 많으면 행실이 가벼워서이고, </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">내 딸이 애인이 많으면 인기가 좋아서이다. </span></span><br><br></strong></font><strong><font color="red" size="3"><img name="#PS_ATTACHED_2#" alt="첨부이미지" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs15.planet.daum.net%2Fupload_control%2Fpcp_download.php%3Ffhandle%3DNVNzZWFAZnMxNS5wbGFuZXQuZGF1bS5uZXQ6LzExMjgyOTY2LzExNy8xMTc4MC5naWY%3D%26filename%3D11780.gif"><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">2. 교육</span></span></font><br></strong><font color="blue" size="3"><br><strong><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">남이 학교를 자주 찾는 것은 치맛바람 때문이고, </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">내가 학교를 자주 찾는 것은 높은 교육열 때문이다. </span></span><br></strong></font><font color="red" size="3"><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong>3. 며느라와 딸</strong></span></span></font><br><font color="blue" size="3"><br><strong><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">며느리에게는 "시집을 왔으니 이집 풍속을 따라야 한다." </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">딸에게는, "시집가더라도 자기 생활을 가져야 한다." </span></span><br></strong></font><font color="red" size="3"><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong>4. 용돈</strong></span></span></font><br><font color="blue" size="3"><br><strong><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">며느리가 친정 부모한테 용돈 주는 것은 </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">남편 몰래 돈을 빼돌리는 것이고, </span></span><br><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">딸이 친정부모한테 용돈주는 것은 </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">길러준데 대한 보답이다. </span></span><br></strong></font><font color="red" size="3"><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong>5. 남편</strong></span></span></font><br><font color="blue" size="3"><br><strong><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">며느리는 남편에게 쥐어 살아야 하고, </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">딸은 남편을 휘어잡고 살아야 한다. </span></span><br></strong></font><font color="red" size="3"><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong>6. 아들</strong></span></span></font><br><font color="blue" size="3"><br><strong><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">남의 아들이 웅변대회 나가서 상을 받으면 </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">누구에게나 주는 상을 어쩌다 받은 것이고, </span></span><br><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">내 아들이 웅변대회 나가서 상을 받으면 </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">실력이 뛰어나기 때문이다. </span></span><br></strong></font><font color="red" size="3"><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong>7. 훈육</strong></span></span></font><br><font color="blue" size="3"><br><strong><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">남이 자식을 관대하게 키우면 문제아 만드는 것이고, </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">내가 자식을 관대하게 키우면 기를 살려 주는 것이다. </span></span><br></strong></font><font color="red" size="3"><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong>8. 반항과 소신</strong></span></span></font><br><font color="blue" size="3"><br><strong><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">남의 자식이 어른한테 대드는 것은 </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">버릇없이 키운 탓이고, </span></span><br><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">내 자식이 어른한테 대드는 것은 </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">자기 주장이 뚜렷해서이다. </span></span><br></strong></font><font color="red" size="3"><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong>9. 부부싸움</strong></span></span></font><br><font color="blue" size="3"><br><strong><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">며느리가 부부싸움을 하면, "여자가 참아야 한다." </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">딸이 부부싸움을 하면, </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">"아무리 남편이라도 따질 건 따져야 한다." </span></span><br></strong></font><font color="red" size="3"><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong>10. 꾸지람</strong></span></span></font><br><font color="blue" size="3"><br><strong><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">남이 내 아이를 나무라는 것은 </span></span><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">이성을 잃고 히스테리를 부리는 것이고, </span></span><br><br><span style="font-family: Gulim;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">내가 남의 아이를 꾸짖는건 </span></span><br><span style="font-family: 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잘 읽고 갑ㅂ니다.
내가하는 짓은 모두다 좋은 것이고, 니가 하는짓은 모두 가 나쁜짓이다.
그러니 암을 예방하지..알갓소..웃기는 코메디언은 모조리 암에 걸렷버렸어.그래 죽었지...
유머는 암을 예방합니다.
잘보고 갑니다.
바른 말씀만 하셨어요 감사합니다
잘보고 갑니다.
감사히 잘보고 즐감하고 갑니다.
구구절절 옳은말쏨입니다
잘 보고
나감니다 
수고 하셨읍니다
잘 보았습니다
고맙습니다
감사합니다,
감사합니다.잘보고갑니다.
수고하셧습니다 고맙습니더.
내로남불이 맞네요
잘 보았습니다
잘 보구가지요
감사합니다.잘보고갑니다.
맞고맞습니다 ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
잘 보고 갑니다.
잘보고갑니다
옳은 말씀들 잘 보고 갑니다.