It's been over a week since the World Cup games ended, and I think I am suffering a rather severe case of PEDS (Post Ecstacy Depression Syndrome).
My symptoms include lost appetite, lost memory (I can only count to 4 and any bigger numbers are meaningless), misspelling (Corea instead of Korea), flipping through TV channels aimlessly, rather lethargic body with no energy, and not comimg to eacie often enough.
These conditions are quite different from what I felt during the games. In the game against Italy, I felt a strange sensation in my body when Ahn scored the winning goal in the second over-time. My whole body was trembling, my toes were curled up, and I was letting out a strange scream. With the lack of medical terminologies, I tried to explain the feeling to you as ecstacy, but I think you called it as something different. Whatever it was, it was definately better than the current condition of PEDS.
You said I should try to do some exercise. So I tried to play some golf yesterday. But I was depressed even more. My driving T-shot was once powerful enough to propel the ball to sail through the air and kill a bird 300 yards away. But yesterday, my feeble shaky shot pushed the ball a mere 36 yards only.
Doctor, what would you recommend me to do now? Should I try some chicken from Cock House or fish from Pussy Shack?