<p>-What am I wearing? I would never choose that.</p><p>-Because you're a natural.</p><p>-Do you want pants?</p><p>-Yes.</p><p>Welcome, Barbie.</p><p>I'm so embarrassed and</p><p>I don't feel pretty at all.</p><p>Will anyone ever like me?</p><p>Or do the classic trick.</p><p>Wear glasses to</p><p>discover your beauty.</p><p>-Can;</p><p>- Yes, freely.</p><p>Here you go. Now we</p><p>see your beautiful face.</p><p>And then you can pretend</p><p>you're bad at every sport there is.</p><p>Come I will show you.</p><p>Come I will show you.</p><p>-Come I will show you.</p><p>-Come I will show you.</p><p>Let's show you.</p><p>We will until all</p><p>the Barbies are</p><p>deprogrammed to take</p><p>back Barbie Country.</p><p>Yes!</p><p>Tomorrow the Kens vote</p><p>to change the Constitution.</p><p>-We have to catch up with them.</p><p>-The final part of the plan.</p><p>To turn one against the other.</p><p>Now that they think they</p><p>have power over you, you will</p><p>make them question whether</p><p>they have power over each other.</p><p>What if it doesn't work out?</p><p>And if not...</p><p>if he doesn't like me anymore?</p><p>-He likes you.</p><p>-He took it badly.</p><p>Because he likes you.</p><p>And because inside he knows it...</p><p>-That you don't like it that much.</p><p>- Again, I don't want to hurt him.</p><p>He took your house.</p><p>He brainwashed your girlfriends,</p><p>he wants control of the government.</p><p>Correctly.</p><p>-My girl.</p><p>-Yes.</p><p>It's like I'm already a woman.</p><p>Welcome.</p><p>So is;</p><p>-Time has come.</p><p>-I am ready.</p><p>I thank you.</p><p>Go.</p><p>Hello!</p><p>Hello.</p><p>I was studying.</p><p>-I was thinking, Ken Country?</p><p>-Kingdom.</p><p>-Kingdom;</p><p>-Country of the Kingdom of Ken.</p><p>- The Land of the free and men.</p><p>-This place, at least, is...</p><p>very nice.</p><p>And the Kens are better</p><p>at power than the Barbies.</p><p>We took patriarchy</p><p>and made it patriarchy.</p><p>- Yes, I was thinking...</p><p>- Yes?</p><p>I am ready to be your</p><p>long term casual no</p><p>strings attached long</p><p>distance girlfriend,</p><p>if you still want me</p><p>-Give me a minute.</p><p>-Okay.</p><p>Miracle!</p><p>I don't know, I want to think about it.</p><p>You are welcome.</p><p>Okay. Come in.</p><p>- I'll play the guitar for you.</p><p>-Perfect!</p><p>This is the final</p><p>stage of the plan.</p><p>Make their dream come true.</p><p>And at the height of joy,</p><p>when they think you</p><p>care about the song...</p><p>You will get it back from them.</p><p>Who are you talking to?</p><p>-What;</p><p>- I said, who are you talking to?</p><p>-With noone.</p><p>-To see.</p><p>-With Ken!</p><p>- Sorry, I'm coming.</p><p>Nice song you play.</p><p>You wrote it;</p><p>Yes. Do you want to hear</p><p>it while I stare awkwardly</p><p>into your eyes for four</p><p>and a half minutes?</p><p>Of course.</p><p>Sorry, I'm coming.</p><p>I am coming.</p><p>You take advantage of their</p><p>selfishness and stupid jealousies</p><p>and you create</p><p>discord among them.</p><p>Half.</p><p>Sorry.</p><p>As long as they fight, we'll</p><p>take back Barbie Country.</p><p>Does the title of long-term</p><p>casual girl mean nothing?</p><p>-What are we going to do;</p><p>- We will throw them out of the Beach.</p><p>No.</p><p>We will start a war.</p><p>-With Barbies?</p><p>-With the Kens.</p><p>-We are.</p><p>-The others.</p><p>Let's call them otherwise</p><p>so we don't get confused.</p><p>- But we know what we mean.</p><p>-If you say "Ken at 4"...</p><p>-How will I know who you mean?</p><p>- Because we attack at 10.</p><p>We take advantage of the morning waves.</p><p>But not too early, because</p><p>we also want to sleep.</p><p>What will we fight? We have no weapons.</p><p>With rackets and volleyballs.</p><p>-And cuffs.</p><p>-And exclusions.</p><p>See you on Malibu Beach!</p><p>You can Ken, you can Ken...</p><p>And now they destroy each other.</p><p>I say restore our Constitution.</p><p>-Yes!</p><p>-Perfect idea!</p><p>It's literally a hornet's nest here.</p><p>Watch out to the side!</p><p>- I ate a bullet.</p><p>-No way.</p><p>-Do they have real guns?</p><p>-No.</p><p>-Ken!</p><p>-Yes;</p><p>-Weren't we going to vote today?</p><p>-What thing;</p><p>-For the Constitution.</p><p>- Today was, huh?</p><p>Well, ladies, let's go!</p><p>Those who want Barbie</p><p>Country to remain as it is</p><p>to say "Ai".</p><p>I am very happy.</p><p>Let's go, Barbie! Let's go, Barbie!</p><p>Is it my imagination</p><p>or have Mojo</p><p>Dojo Casa Houses</p><p>just gotten dreamier?</p><p>Because they are Dream Homes, old...</p><p>Exactly, we have restored</p><p>the Constitution as it should be.</p><p>And we brought back the</p><p>brains and autonomy of Barbies.</p><p>And we disinfected all the houses.</p><p>What are we doing;</p><p>Ken!</p><p>-Where are we attacking?</p><p>-No...</p><p>Don't look at me!</p><p>Cries;</p><p>Give us a minute.</p><p>Ken?</p><p>-Are you ok;</p><p>-Yes. Fine.</p><p>It's okay if you cry.</p><p>I cried too and it was perfect.</p><p>I'm set free, I know</p><p>it's not weakness.</p><p>Okay...</p><p>Do you want to stand up a bit?</p><p>All this was difficult.</p><p>I did not like it.</p><p>I understand.</p><p>And the mini</p><p>fridges are too small.</p><p>It only held a six pack of beer</p><p>and was practically useless.</p><p>To tell you the truth, when</p><p>I learned that the patriarchy</p><p>has nothing to do with</p><p>horses, I lost interest.</p><p>Does not matter.</p><p>I always thought this</p><p>would be our home.</p><p>Ken...</p><p>I think I owe you an apology.</p><p>Sorry for taking you for granted.</p><p>Not every night needed</p><p>to be a women's night.</p><p>Thank you for saying that.</p><p>Thanks.</p><p>I did not mean...</p><p>I don't know who I am without you.</p><p>You are Ken.</p><p>It's "Barbie and Ken".</p><p>There is no pure Ken.</p><p>That's why they made me.</p><p>I only exist...</p><p>to the warmth in your gaze.</p><p>Without this...</p><p>i'm just an ordinary blonde</p><p>who can't do somersaults.</p><p>Maybe it's time to</p><p>find out who Ken is.</p><p>Ok, I think I got it.</p><p>No, that's not the answer.</p><p>I feel stupid.</p><p>I look so stupid.</p><p>I look so stupid!</p><p>-No!</p><p>-You are very cool!</p><p>Ken, you have to find</p><p>who you are without me.</p><p>-Why;</p><p>- You are not your girlfriend.</p><p>Not your house, not your mink.</p><p>-The beach;</p><p>- No, not the beach either.</p><p>Maybe what you thought</p><p>that made you who you are,</p><p>it's not really you.</p><p>Maybe it's Barbie and...</p><p>and also Ken.</p><p>Ken...</p><p>I am...</p><p>-I;</p><p>-Yes!</p><p>I'm Ken!</p><p>Me too Barbie.</p><p>Ken...</p><p>it's me!</p><p>- Ken is me!</p><p>- Ken is me!</p><p>I don't care about being</p><p>Ken anymore, I miss Barbie.</p><p>-Fine!</p><p>-Barbie!</p><p>Here I am.</p><p>Ken!</p><p>I want you to take it.</p><p>That's nice.</p><p>We were fighting because</p><p>we didn't know who we were.</p><p>Ken I am...</p><p>I!</p><p>Ken is right.</p><p>It's hard to be a leader.</p><p>-You know;</p><p>-He's my boss.</p><p>Midge.</p><p>Hadn't we withdrawn her?</p><p>Listen, you know how many times</p><p>i wanted to stand</p><p>up in a meeting</p><p>and say "do you want to tickle?"</p><p>-Truth;</p><p>-Let's tickle each other.</p><p>Me too. Me too.</p><p>I love to be tickled.</p><p>No no. Don't hug me.</p><p>Thanks to Barbies,</p><p>can I too relieve</p><p>the burden of life by</p><p>remaining true to the</p><p>true role of Director.</p><p>And we can put everything back in</p><p>Barbie Land exactly the way it was.</p><p>-K. Mattel...</p><p>- Please.</p><p>- Call me mother.</p><p>-No thanks.</p><p>I don't think they should go</p><p>back to the way they were.</p><p>No Barbie or Ken should</p><p>live in the shadows.</p><p>And the Alans.</p><p>-I;</p><p>-Yes.</p><p>-Hello.</p><p>- I wanted to apologize...</p><p>that we called you weird</p><p>behind and in front of your back.</p><p>Does not matter. I have accepted it.</p><p>Do you want to work for the Government?</p><p>Can I be a cleaner?</p><p>-Of course!</p><p>-Thank you.</p><p>- Nice!</p><p>- Madam President.</p><p>Can we have a Supreme Court?</p><p>This is not possible.</p><p>Maybe a lower district court...</p><p>OK, as long as we're wearing tights!</p><p>They had to start somewhere.</p><p>And one day they will have the</p><p>power and influence in Barbie Country</p><p>that women also</p><p>have in the Real World.</p><p>I do not want.</p><p>-Come on!</p><p>-I can not.</p><p>-Act mature.</p><p>-I have an idea.</p><p>Tell me your dream, my child.</p><p>How about an Everyday Barbie?</p><p>She is not unusual.</p><p>He's not the president. Maybe it is.</p><p>Maybe she's a mother, maybe not.</p><p>Because it's normal</p><p>to just want to be a</p><p>mother, or to be president,</p><p>or both, or neither.</p><p>She wears a flattering</p><p>t-shirt and wants to</p><p>go about her day</p><p>feeling okay about herself.</p><p>Very...</p><p>- Terrible idea.</p><p>- But it will bring money.</p><p>Everyday Barbie, I love it!</p><p>Fantastic.</p><p>- Fine.</p><p>-Yes.</p><p>-Perfect.</p><p>-Yes.</p><p>All complete, right?</p><p>Let's start closing the portal</p><p>between the two worlds.</p><p>-And Barbie?</p><p>-What do you mean;</p><p>What will be the end?</p><p>What will he win?</p><p>Easy.</p><p>She falls in love with Ken.</p><p>That won't happen.</p><p>I'm not in love with Ken.</p><p>What do you want;</p><p>I do not know...</p><p>I'm not sure where I belong anymore.</p><p>I don't think I have an end.</p><p>That was always the goal.</p><p>I made you to have no end.</p><p>You...</p><p>Ruth from Mattel.</p><p>My love, I'm Mattel.</p><p>Until the IRS came,</p><p>but that's another matter.</p><p>-So you're the...</p><p>-Ruth Hedler.</p><p>The creator of Barbie.</p><p>Wonderful!</p><p>Her ghost has an</p><p>office on the 17th floor.</p><p>-What;</p><p>-What;</p><p>Guys, did you think the creator</p><p>of Barbie looks like Barbie?</p><p>I am a short old woman with a double</p><p>mastectomy and problems with the IRS.</p><p>None look like Barbie.</p><p>Except for Barbie, of course.</p><p>Bow down, honey.</p><p>I don't feel like Barbie anymore.</p><p>Let's walk.</p><p>I thank you.</p><p>Thank you, Barbie.</p><p>Thanks.</p><p>I don't know what to do now.</p><p>I've always been the Stereotypical Barbie...</p><p>and I'm not good at anything else.</p><p>-You saved the country from the patriarchy.</p><p>-It was a team effort.</p><p>And you brought that</p><p>mother and daughter together.</p><p>They found it on their own.</p><p>Are you the Invisible Barbie?</p><p>Or I'm not even a Barbie anymore.</p><p>You realize that people</p><p>only have one end.</p><p>Ideas live forever.</p><p>People not so much.</p><p>You know that, right?</p><p>Yes.</p><p>Being human can be</p><p>very uncomfortable.</p><p>I know.</p><p>People make up things</p><p>like the patriarchy and Barbie</p><p>to endure how uncomfortable it is.</p><p>I understand.</p><p>And then you die.</p><p>Yes.</p><p>Yes.</p><p>I want to be with people too</p><p>that create meaning.</p><p>Not something made up.</p><p>I want to imagine.</p><p>I don't want to be the idea.</p><p>Makes sense;</p><p>I knew Barbie would surprise</p><p>me, but I never expected this.</p><p>You give me permission to...</p><p>to become human?</p><p>-You don't need my permission.</p><p>- But you made me.</p><p>Don't you control me?</p><p>I have as much control</p><p>as I have over my daughter.</p><p>I named her after you, Barbara.</p><p>And I always wanted for</p><p>you what I wanted for her.</p><p>We mothers stand</p><p>still so our daughters</p><p>can look back and see</p><p>how far they've come.</p><p>So being human isn't</p><p>something that should...</p><p>to look for it...</p><p>or want it? Simply...</p><p>Am I just finding out that I am?</p><p>I can't let you do this without</p><p>knowing the consequences.</p><p>Take my hand.</p><p>Close your eyes...</p><p>And now, feel.</p><p>So Barbie left behind the pastels</p><p>and plastics of Barbie Country</p><p>for the pastels and</p><p>plastics of Los Angeles.</p><p>Nice. Thanks for bringing me.</p><p>-You got it.</p><p>-I'm proud of you.</p><p>This is! Very close.</p><p>You are the best. Thank you.</p><p>-This is a political statement.</p><p>- It's a loan.</p><p>We will wait for you here.</p><p>We love you!</p><p>Hello.</p><p>-Name;</p><p>-My name is...</p><p>Hendler, Party, Barbara.</p><p>And what are you here for?</p><p>I came to see my gynecologist.</p>
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