■ 조직폭력영화를 유난히 좋아하는 괴짜종족. . >>허구헌날 벗기구 피튀기구 가끔 미국만세 외치는 헐리우드영화는 지겹거든 ㅡㅡ+
■ 매운걸 즐기는 무서운 종족 . >>느끼한거 입에 달구다니는 넘들이 더 신기해
■ 세계인터넷 접속1위를 차지하는 할일없는 종족 . >>못따라와서 안달인 주제에...
■ 기름한방울 없으면서 누구나 자동차 한대씩 있는 간 큰 종족 . >>그런다구 기름 있으면서 남의 기름 뺏는 짓은 안한다 굿이요 우리나라 한국인 만쇄이~~~
Korean traits according to an American ★ Every statement has a response from a Korean correspondent
■ the border between North & South Korea is the only border in the world >>South Korea ranks high in the World Economy. Korea as a whole would still rank so regardless of the partition.
■ Korea is one of the few countries in the World still seeking racial purity. >>Are you jealous?
■ The following lists always include South Korea within the top: 1.Cancer Mortality 2.Alcohol Consumption 3.Volume of whisky 4.Car accident rates 5.Teenage smoking rate 6.National debt. >>Do you really want to account, item by item, things such as America's drug consumption, gun crime rates or the gap between the rich and the poor, etc?
■ Korea’s the only nation that easily escaped from the I.M.F. economic crisis in the last two years >>Go figure! Could your country do that?
■ The Korean nation was called "Mafia" by foreign presses and witnessed seven million soccer fans its streets during the 2002 World Cup. However, they didn't even know many of their pro-soccer player's names and their soccer stadiums were almost empty. >>We are aware there are things more important than soccer.
■ It is a mysterious nation; breaking records to advance into the semi-final in the World Cup where before this they had never won A game. >>This is less fantastic than intercepting a gold medal by making a false accusation in the World Short Track Championship.
■ A nation with an outrageously work and money driven life style; so much so money chasing Jews who give up and leave. Still, America remains blissfully ignorant. >>Koreans aren’t money driven and have wonderful festivals superior even to those of the brazilian.
■ The nation listed around one hundredth in the “Test of English Fluency” despite maintaining a first for English education expenditure in early childhood years. >>Yes, it’s true. We waste money on English.
■ Nevertheless Koreans sweep all the top awards in universities around the World. Strange, huh? >>We are not at the same level. We learn algebraic[a differential and trigonometric] function in tenth grade. Don't you think you are a bit slack?
■ Korea has superhuman teenagers; every morning they go to school at six thirty A.M. and keep studying until eleven P.M. and they never slow down. >>Our teenagers don't even touch drugs in the early hours of the next morning, like yours.
■ It’s A nation that studies English for six years but still can't hold a conversation with foreigners >>Let’s see if you can speak Korean after six-years of study. Hangul(Korean language) is the second most difficult language following Latin.
■ A lot of talented people choose to reside in such a small space. >>You have a spacious land, yet you still chose Bush.
■ A mysterious nation that buys needlessly expensive things >>Are your eyses just for decoration? Can't you see the numerous hagglers in our market?
■ A nation with a memory that easily forgets even enormous tragedies and does so repeatedly. >>Better than holding grudges that motivate a war to compensate for your president’s mistake ten years ago?
■ A formidable nation continually suffering under the power of nature, despite repeated typhoon damage every year. >>At least we only suffer the force of nature, we don’t provoke. And so don’t have to contend with terrorism.
■ A lot of corrupt politicians lead this country, yet it never collapses. >>We can distinguish between truth and rubbish from politicians, so we are urged to being in confusion. How about you? Can you sort political rubbish from useful truth?
■ It’s a savage nation where the louder voice always wins >>We resist only unfair things, and we do this when we don't have power.
■ An odd nation that seriously loves to watch gangster movies >>We are also tired of naked actresses, blood-thirsty scenes and the “Hooray America” endings in so many Hollywood movies.
■ A bit extreme nation that really enjoys eating spicy food >> Always sticking to greasy food is more horrible.
■ A boring nation that ranks a global first for its number of net users. >>You can never break records no matter how hard you try.
■ A daring nation which sports at least one car per person while having not one drop of oil its land.
>>At least we never steal oil from other countries
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