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#781b33;&quot;&gt;☆경찰&amp;#160;:그때&amp;#160;마누라가&amp;#160;뭐라고&amp;#160;하던가?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #781b33;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;&amp;#160;도둑&amp;#160;:본전에&amp;#160;팔았다고&amp;#160;하대요&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';&quot; data-ke-size=&quot;size20&quot;&gt;"><div data-ke-class="article"></style></div></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/f4948118e260ab0321586af975fa23d2743fd2d3" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/f4948118e260ab0321586af975fa23d2743fd2d3" data-origin-width="720" data-origin-height="1092"></div><p><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">미&#160;성년자&#160;출입금지</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">성인용임&#160;미성연자는&#160;내려가지마세요</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">섹스시&#160;왕밥맛&#160;남자&#160;베스트&#160;7</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">7위&#160;:&#160;애무도&#160;못하면서&#160;침만&#160;묻히는&#160;남자.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">6위&#160;:&#160;술이&#160;떡이&#160;돼&#160;안&#160;서도&#160;포기&#160;안하는&#160;남자.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">5위&#160;:&#160;기술도&#160;없고,&#160;그것도&#160;작으면서,</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">말로는&#160;&quot;너&#160;오늘&#160;죽었어!&quot;하는&#160;남자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">4위&#160;:&#160;느낄만&#160;하면&#160;자세&#160;바꾸는&#160;남자.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">3위&#160;:&quot;아프다&quot;고&#160;소리치는데&#160;그&#160;소리가</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;좋다&quot;는&#160;소린줄&#160;알고&#160;더&#160;세게&#160;누르는&#160;남자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">2위&#160;:&#160;&quot;오빠&#160;즐거웠어!&quot;&#160;하니까&#160;진짜&#160;즐거운줄&#160;알고</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&quot;한번&#160;더&#160;하자&quot;며&#160;머리를&#160;밑으로&#160;누르는&#160;남자.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">.</span><br><span style="color: #781b33; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>영광의&#160;1위&#160;:&#160;눕자&#160;마자&#160;침바르고&#160;바로&#160;넣는&#160;남자.</b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/0fc591f1540affbcf821e47f34f8fb7912aa3df2" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/0fc591f1540affbcf821e47f34f8fb7912aa3df2" data-origin-width="720" data-origin-height="1170"></div><p><br><span style="color: #ee2323; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>황당함</b></span><br><span style="color: #ee2323; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" 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data-ke-size="size20">▲병원에서&#160;:&#160;고래잡이&#160;수술할&#160;때&#160;장난감&#160;</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">다루듯&#160;하는&#160;간호사!</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/9e86e8ce174fce8290ba94a2ed0a8fe1e2a6ee26" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/9e86e8ce174fce8290ba94a2ed0a8fe1e2a6ee26" data-origin-width="720" data-origin-height="960"></div><p><br><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">가방끈이&#160;긴&#160;도둑의&#160;장난말</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;☆경찰&#160;:얌마!&#160;직업&#160;뭐야&#160;?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;도둑&#160;:빈부&#160;차이를&#160;없애려고&#160;밤낮으로&#160;</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;노력하는&#160;사회&#160;운동가입니다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;☆경찰&#160;:넌&#160;꼭&#160;혼자&#160;하는데&#160;짝은&#160;없나?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;도둑&#160;:세상에&#160;믿을&#160;놈&#160;이&#160;어디&#160;있어야지요.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;☆경찰&#160;:마누라도&#160;도망갔다면서?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;도둑&#160;:그거야&#160;또&#160;훔쳐&#160;오면&#160;되죠</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;☆경찰&#160;:도둑은&#160;휴가두&#160;안&#160;가나?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;도둑&#160;:잡히는&#160;날이&#160;휴가죠.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;☆경찰&#160;:아들&#160;학적부에&#160;</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;아버지&#160;직업을&#160;뭐라고&#160;적나?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;도둑&#160;:귀금속&#160;이동쎈터&#160;운영.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;☆경찰&#160;:가장&#160;슬펐던&#160;일은&#160;무엇인가?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;도둑&#160;:내가&#160;훔친&#160;시계를&#160;마누라가&#160;</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;팔러&#160;갔다가&#160;날치기&#160;당했을&#160;때죠</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;<span style="color: #781b33;">☆경찰&#160;:그때&#160;마누라가&#160;뭐라고&#160;하던가?</span></span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">&#160;도둑&#160;:본전에&#160;팔았다고&#160;하대요</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"><div data-ke-class="article"></style></div></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/f4948118e260ab0321586af975fa23d2743fd2d3" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/f4948118e260ab0321586af975fa23d2743fd2d3" data-origin-width="720" data-origin-height="1092"></div><p><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">미 성년자 출입금지</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #ee2323;" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';">.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">성인용임 미성연자는 내려가지마세요</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">섹스시 왕밥맛 남자 베스트 7</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">7위 : 애무도 못하면서 침만 묻히는 남자.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">6위 : 술이 떡이 돼 안 서도 포기 안하는 남자.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">5위 : 기술도 없고, 그것도 작으면서,</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">말로는 "너 오늘 죽었어!"하는 남자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">4위 : 느낄만 하면 자세 바꾸는 남자.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">3위 :"아프다"고 소리치는데 그 소리가</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"좋다"는 소린줄 알고 더 세게 누르는 남자</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">2위 : "오빠 즐거웠어!" 하니까 진짜 즐거운줄 알고</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">"한번 더 하자"며 머리를 밑으로 누르는 남자.</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">.</span><br><span style="color: #781b33; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>영광의 1위 : 눕자 마자 침바르고 바로 넣는 남자.</b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/0fc591f1540affbcf821e47f34f8fb7912aa3df2" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/0fc591f1540affbcf821e47f34f8fb7912aa3df2" data-origin-width="720" data-origin-height="1170"></div><p><br><span style="color: #ee2323; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>황당함</b></span><br><span style="color: #ee2323; font-family: 'Noto 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data-ke-size="size20">▲피로연에서 : 잔뜩 기대하고 간 피로연 자리, </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">애기 우유 먹이는 우인들!</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">▲예식장에서 : 신부가 없어져 찾았더니 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">화장실에서 피어나는 담배 연기!</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">▲목욕탕에서 : 찬물 튀겨 인상 쓰고 보니 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">온몸에 용문신!</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">▲미용실에서 : 머리 감겨 주다 갑자기 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">떨어지는 안면 가리개!</span></b></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/20242de0d01612c4fe0a70db05205c133143f36a" class="txc-image" width="500" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1ZCV9/20242de0d01612c4fe0a70db05205c133143f36a" data-origin-width="705" data-origin-height="738"></div><p><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">▲노래방에서 : 내가 부르면 50점인데 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">음치가 부르면 90점!</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">▲오락실에서 : 간만에 세운 최고 기록 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">이름 세기니 정전!</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">▲버스 안에서 : 속 안 좋아 실수했더니 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">큰소리로 쪽 주는 나쁜 친구!</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">▲지하철에서 : 똥폼 잡고 영어 잡지 봤더니 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">말시키는 외국인!</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">▲백화점에서 : 큰 맘 먹고 애인 선물 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">사 주러 갔더니 고르는 것마다 비싼 거!</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">▲시험장에서 : 아는 문제 없어</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">가뜩이나 썰렁한데 감독관 왈, “빨리 써! 얼렁!”</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">▲시장에서 : 사람들과 부딪혀 반쪽 난 두부, </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">나뒹구는 콩나물 대가리!</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">▲학교에서 : 점심 시간 도시락 열었더니 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">어제 먹은 빈 도시락!</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">▲병원에서 : 고래잡이 수술할 때 장난감 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20">다루듯 하는 간호사!</span></b></span></p><div 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data-ke-size="size20"> 노력하는 사회 운동가입니다.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> ☆경찰 :넌 꼭 혼자 하는데 짝은 없나?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> 도둑 :세상에 믿을 놈 이 어디 있어야지요.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> ☆경찰 :마누라도 도망갔다면서?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> 도둑 :그거야 또 훔쳐 오면 되죠</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> ☆경찰 :도둑은 휴가두 안 가나?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> 도둑 :잡히는 날이 휴가죠.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> ☆경찰 :아들 학적부에 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> 아버지 직업을 뭐라고 적나?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> 도둑 :귀금속 이동쎈터 운영.</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> ☆경찰 :가장 슬펐던 일은 무엇인가?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> 도둑 :내가 훔친 시계를 마누라가 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> 팔러 갔다가 날치기 당했을 때죠</span></b></span><br><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> <span style="color: #781b33;">☆경찰 :그때 마누라가 뭐라고 하던가?</span></span></b></span><br><span style="color: #781b33;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"> 도둑 :본전에 팔았다고 하대요</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #000000;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"></div></div>
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