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A Monotonic Cyborg Learns to Say 'Pantsuit'

By A. O. SCOTT

Robert Zuckerman/Warner Brothers Pictures After giving the character a 12-year rest, Arnold Schwarzenegger returns in "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines," this time squaring off against a female cyborg. Robert Zuckerman/Warner Brothers Pictures Kristanna Loken and Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Terminator 3."

n "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines," just as in "T2" a dozen years ago, the original T-1 killer cyborg from the future, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, does battle on the streets of Los Angeles with an updated, sleeker, deadlier model. Last time, you may recall, it was the T-1000, played with metallic sangfroid by Robert Patrick. Now, in an apparent concession to the turbo-feminist lad-mag action-movie times, the state-of-the-art killer cyborg from the future is the T-X, who touches down on Rodeo Drive in the arresting and unclothed form of Kristanna Loken, and who goes about her subsequent business in a red leather pantsuit and a silver Lexus coupe.

The old-model Terminator, delivering his weary one-liners in that familiar Austro-Californian monotone, has his hands full with this limber, ruthless new machine, who has been sent back in time, as Mr. Schwarzenegger was in the first "Terminator" movie, to kill off the future leaders of human resistance to machine tyranny.

This movie, which will sneak into several theaters tonight in advance of its nationwide opening tomorrow, must struggle with its own potential obsolescence. The first installment in the franchise, directed by James Cameron and starring Linda Hamilton along with Mr. Schwarzenegger, is nearly 20 years old; its sequel was released when the current president's father was in the White House. The rapid evolution of special-effects technology since then, and the concurrent spread of multi-sequel blockbuster franchises, give those influential pictures a decidedly antique aura.

In part because of the example of "Terminator 2," which was a pioneer in the use of computer-animated imagery in a live-action setting, sci-fi action movies have become ever more visually elaborate ?and also more pretentious. Next to the baroque postmodern pseudo-sophistication of the "Matrix" movies, which similarly explore the fate of humanity under threat of machine dominance, the new "Terminator" has a lumbering, literal-minded old-style feel.

Which is not, on balance, such a bad thing. Mr. Cameron has long since ascended from action auteur to king of the world, leaving his dueling robots and their human prey in the hands of Jonathan Mostow. Mr. Mostow's previous film was "U-571," a highly competent exercise in that squarest of all action subgenres, the submarine movie. And if he lacks Mr. Cameron's unusual gift for finding human drama amid all the explosions, chases and collisions, Mr. Mostow does at least film the explosions, chases and collisions with professionalism and something like wit.

Though not, it must be said, with brevity. On my way into the screening room I was heartened to hear that the movie's running time was a relatively brisk 109 minutes. But the first big highway screech-and-bang sequence ?a big-wheeled m?age ?trois with the good Terminator in a fire engine, the bad Terminatrix behind the wheel of a construction crane and the poor human afterthoughts in a swaybacked Toyota Tundra ?felt at least that long.

Afterward, if your auditory nerves have not sustained permanent damage, you will hear some necessary explanations, which complete the epic voice-over of the opening scenes. The heroic resistance of Sarah Connor (Ms. Hamilton) in "T2" did not prevent the apocalyptic ascent of the techno overlords, but only postponed it. Now, Sarah's son, John (Nick Stahl), the prophesied leader of the human resistance, is living "off the grid," haunted by nightmarish visions of global catastrophe.

His designated love interest, played by Claire Danes, is Kate Brewster ?or, as she is marvelously described in the Warner Brothers press kit, "unsuspecting veterinarian Kate Brewster." Unsuspecting has a disposable fianc? who is quickly disposed of, and a military dad (just like Jennifer Connelly in "The Hulk"), who is in charge of the high-tech weapons system that will soon take over the world, wipe out most of the human race and send killer cyborgs from the future to deal with the remnant. Unless of course Ms. Veterinarian and her future husband ?as opposed to her disposable fianc??can prevent all of this from happening.

I won't give away the ending. But even if I did, it wouldn't be the end of the world. For all the hype and the inevitable (and most likely short-term) box office bonanza, "Terminator 3" is essentially a B movie, content to be loud, dumb and obvious, and to leave the Great Ideas to bona fide public intellectuals like Keanu Reeves and the Hulk. Mr. Schwarzenegger, whose main contribution to American culture has been inspiring wicked parodies on "Saturday Night Live" and "The Simpsons," acts (if you can call it that) with his usual leaden whimsy, manifesting the gift for uttering hard-to-forget, meaningless catchphrases that is most likely the wellspring of his blossoming reported desire to seek elective office in California.

This Terminator professes not to recall ever having said "hasta la vista, baby," but he does let fly with gems like "I'm back," "She'll be back," and "My database does not encompass the dynamics of human pair-bonding." He also says, "You're terminated" to his robot rival, perhaps testing out a slogan intended for poor Gray Davis. But that's the next sequel.

"Terminator 3" is rated R. It has a lot of robot violence, some brief robot nudity and a modicum of human swearing.

TERMINATOR 3
Rise of the Machines

Directed by Jonathan Mostow; written by John Brancato and Michael Ferris, based on a story by Mr. Brancato, Mr. Ferris and Tedi Sarafian; director of photography, Don Burgess; edited by Neil Travis and Nicolas de Toth; music by Marco Beltrami; production designer, Jeff Mann; Terminator makeup and animatronic effects by Stan Winston; produced by Mario F. Kassar, Andrew G. Vajna, Joel B. Michaels, Hal Lieberman and Colin Wilson; released by Warner Brothers. Running time: 109 minutes. This film is rated R.

WITH: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Terminator), Nick Stahl (John Connor), Claire Danes (Kate Brewster), David Andrews (Robert Brewster) and Kristanna Loken (T-X).

Average Reader Rating:3.67 Stars