Funny sarcasm that shows 'how to do business'

The example of how to do business is below.. #1 Dad first goes to his son. Dad : I want you to marry a girl of my choice . Son : No~! Dad: She is Bill Gates' daughter. Son: Then, okay <i class="_4-k1 img sp_er534k sx_d20726" style="vertical-align: -3px; background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/y4/r/8ejVUcUqZKI.png); background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; width: 16px; color: rgb(55, 64, 78); font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: 0px -730px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat;"> #2 Dad goes to bill gates Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates :No~! Dad: He is the CEO of Goldman Sachs. Bill gates : Then, okay <i class="_4-k1 img sp_er534k sx_d20726" style="vertical-align: -3px; background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/y4/r/8ejVUcUqZKI.png); background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; width: 16px; color: rgb(55, 64, 78); font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: 0px -730px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; color: rgb(55, 64, 78); font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> #3 Dad goes to Goldman Sachs' president Dad: I want you to appoint my son as CEO.  Goldman Sachs' president: No~! Dad: He is a son-in-law of Bill Gates.  Goldman Sachs' president : Then, okay <i class="_4-k1 img sp_er534k sx_d20726" style="vertical-align: -3px; background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/y4/r/8ejVUcUqZKI.png); background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; width: 16px; background-position: 0px -730px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat;"> This is the BUSINESS.