♣이 말이 농담? 이 말이 진담?♣

<div><center> <p style="text-align: center;"><a title="클릭^^*방문을 환영합니다 ~♡" href="http://cafe.daum.net/sinkoang." target="_blank"></a></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://cafe.daum.net/sinkoang." target="_blank"></a></p> <table align="center" title="알차고 유익한 어르신들의 카페 [석양노을5060]" bordercolor="#ff6633" bordercolorlight="#ff6633" bordercolordark="#993300" border="12" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" mousex="484" mousey="319"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;" mousex="492" mousey="407"><table width="444" height="80" title="알차고 유익한 어르신들의 카페 [석양노을5060]" background="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/1979D5344F1E8E6A0F" bordercolor="#cccc00" border="0" cellspacing="7" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td><table width="420" height="100" title="알차고 유익한 카페 [석양노을5060]" background="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/261F0643539300CE1F" bordercolor="gold" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10"><tbody><tr><td><table width="437" height="80" title="알차고 유익한 어르신들의 카페 [석양노을5060]" background="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/250FE3365569CF0A08" bordercolor="gold" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#0fffc0"><table width="475" height="131" style="border: 3px currentColor; 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} </STYLE><p> </p> <center><span style="font-family: 맑은 고딕; font-size: 22pt; font-weight: bold; mso-hansi-font-family: 맑은 고딕; mso-ascii-font-family: 맑은 고딕;"><font color="#990099" mousey="135" mousex="442"><B><u>♣이 말이 농담? 이 말이 진담?♣</u></B></font></span><p> </p> <p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://cafe.daum.net/sinkoang." target="_blank"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99F43F3359F96C0835" class="txc-image" width="445" height="255" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="585" data-filename="CCTVdhk 제비.jpg" id="A_99F43F3359F96C0835AD2A"/></a></p> <pre><font color="#000000" size="4"><b>웃자고 한말이니 속상하지 마셔요 뭘? 무슨 이야긴데--~!? 사람값 산삼 값을 돈으로 환산 해봤거던요 사람값을 80나이로 --산삼값을 80년산으로-- 사람 값 1살=80억 2살 79억 10살=70억 50살=30억 60살=20억 70살=10억 78살=2억 80살=0-2천만원<초상비> 이 말은 농담? 무슨소리 하고 있어? 산삼은 말일세 산삼 값 80년산=80억 78년산=78억 50년산=50억 10년산=10억 5년산=5억 1년산=0원~만원<인사값> 이 말은 진담? 이 말은 이해가 가네 사람값은 세월가면 깍아지지만 산삼값은 세월가면 올라가는 법 그래서 나이값은 옛날부터 값을 계산하지 않는 법이라오 산삼은 년륜 따라 관록이 쌓이고 산삼은 해 묵을수록 귀한 보물이되고 사람은 해 묵을수록 가치성이 떨어지니 산삼은 해묵을수록 자랑자알 사람은 나이자랑 하지 마시라우 <詩庭박 태훈의 해학이있는 아침중에서> </b></font></pre> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><A href="http://cafe.daum.net/sinkoang." target="_blank"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/270AF733580369422F" class="txc-image" style="FLOAT: none; 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