< VOCA >
Dodge 재빨리
피하다
Weave 이리저리
빠져나가다
Weird
trap 요상한
덫
Vaguely
어렴풋이
Fellow
동료 , Fellow residents 동료
거주민
Be
eager to V V하기를
몹시 열망하다
< SCRIPT >
00:00
Hang on, hang on You're not supposed to be here either? You're a mistake,
just like me?
Yeah, and I'm freaking out, dog. There's so much thoughts in my brain,
it's like my head is filled with rocks.
How have you
managed to stay undiscovered? Because I have had to dodge and weave and barely escape with my life, and you don't seem like a super genius.
Hello, Jianyu. I'm Michael. Before we start, I know you were a Buddhist
monk and kept a vow of silence. Would
you prefer to remain silent here as well?
You literally
haven't said a word since we got here? Yeah.
When I say I'm meditating, I'm just trying to figure out what the fork is
happening. I think we might be in an alien zoo or on a prank show.
No, Jianyu, we're dead.
Whoa, that's a dope prank. Pfff. Got to give it up.
Okay, I need to make sure that this
isn't some sort of weird trap. Is your real name Jianyu? No.
It's Jason Mendoza. And by the way,
everyone here thinks I'm Taiwanese. I'm Filipino. That's racist. Heaven is so
racist.
But Tahani said that you helped Michael by putting your hand on his chest and doing
some sort of healing magic.
Yeah. A nurse did that to calm me down
once when I crashed my Jet Ski into a manatee.
You crashed your Jet Ski into a manatee?
Yeah. I'm from Jacksonville, Florida. It happens a lot.
What did you do for a living?
I was an amateur DJ specializing in EDM. Electronic dance music. I was
also an amateur hip-hop backup dancer, an amateur body spray inventor um, I did
pranks on Vine.
None of those are jobs. What did
you do to make money?
Oh, I sold fake drugs to college kids.
Okay, good. Okay, here's my biggest question: how did you know that I didn't belong here?
I figured it out the very first night, at
the party, using my powers of deduction.
I heard you don't talk. Well, here's
something for you to not talk about. I don't belong here. They made a mistake. Total
phony. So, shh! Okay, later, man.
Okay. I vaguely remember that. I
believe you, Jason. You're not supposed to be here. Welcome to the bottom of
the barrel.
02:28
Hello, Tahani.
Oh, hello, Michael. I was just picking out some fresh orchids for my
nightly orchid bath.
So, Tahani, one of your fellow
residents is opening a new restaurant tonight. This neighborhood could use
a real morale boost. And since you're an expert at event planning, I was hoping
that you would help with the grand opening.
Oh, Michael, say no more.
I wasn't going to. I was done.
Well, good, because of course I will. Janet?
Hey, there. Oh, hello, darling. I would like to model tonight's event on
my most successful gala.
That would be 2006 fundraiser for stem cell research in Barcelona.
"Barthelona," actually. Oh, it was a perfect evening. Princess
Stephanie was there, as were Posh and Becks. You know, "International
Sophisticate Magazine" gave us five Gwyneths.
Tonight, I'm going to select my jauntiest suit, and I may even wear
suspenders. It's one of the human
clothing items I'm most eager to try.