<p><span>Once upon a time,</span></p><p><span>there was a brave and noble princess</span></p><p><span>named Peach.</span></p><p><span>'She was the great protector</span></p><p><span>of the Mushroom Kingdom.'</span></p><p><span>Her story began many years ago.</span></p><p><span>I want to hear the story</span></p><p><span>about the plumbers.</span></p><p><span>We did that one last night</span></p><p><span>and the night before,</span></p><p><span>and the night before.</span></p><p><span>-Plumber. Plumber.</span></p><p><span>-Plumber.</span></p><p><span>-Plumber! Plumber!</span></p><p><span>-Plumber! Plumber!</span></p><p><span>-Okay.</span></p><p><span>-Whoo-hoo!</span></p><p><span>I heard</span></p><p><span>-Mario and Luigi</span></p><p><span>-Get to the Donkey Kong part!</span></p><p><span>-Donkey Kong! Donkey Kong!</span></p><p><span>-Donkey Kong! Donkey Kong!</span></p><p><span>Donkey Kong! Donkey--</span></p><p><span>Let's leave the rest for tomorrow.</span></p><p><span>You all get tucked in the bed. Alright?</span></p><p><span>I'll be right back.</span></p><p><span>Princess Rosalina,</span></p><p><span>you're coming with me.</span></p><p><span>-You messed with the wrong--</span></p><p><span>-Mama.</span></p><p><span>I had a bad dream.</span></p><p><span>Uh-oh. It wasn't a dream.</span></p><p><span>From the ashes of his father's defeat</span></p><p><span>rises a new conqueror.</span></p><p><span>The 'Bowser' name</span></p><p><span>shall be feared once more!</span></p><p><span>-Will you shut up?</span></p><p><span>-I'm just so happy for you.</span></p><p><span>Your first princess nabbing!</span></p><p><span>We won't</span></p><p><span>No!</span></p><p><span>Wahoo!</span></p><p><span>Whoo-hoo!</span></p><p><span>That jump you hit back there!</span></p><p><span>-Mario, are we cool motorcycle guys now?</span></p><p><span>-Obviously.</span></p><p><span>Oh! You're here!</span></p><p><span>Now, where's the troubled pipe?</span></p><p><span>Okay, okay. How about pointing?</span></p><p><span>Okay. I guess we'll just</span></p><p><span>follow that terrifying noise.</span></p><p><span>Come on. You're not</span></p><p><span>the scared guy anymore.</span></p><p><span>There's the problem.</span></p><p><span>Put the bricks back!</span></p><p><span>Put the bricks back!</span></p><p><span>Hey. It's all right.</span></p><p><span>Easy.</span></p><p><span>Okay. Okay now.</span></p><p><span>What's your name, little guy?</span></p><p><span>Yoshi.</span></p><p><span>Nice to meet you, Yoshi.</span></p><p><span>How did you get in a warp pipe?</span></p><p><span>"Out of the road!</span></p><p><span>Oh.</span></p><p><span>I guess we'll never know.</span></p><p><span>Found the problem.</span></p><p><span>-Hola, Yoshi!</span></p><p><span>-Yoshi?</span></p><p><span>Yoshi. Yoshi.</span></p><p><span>All the trouble for Yoshi.</span></p><p><span>Yeah. You know,</span></p><p><span>we found the little fella and</span></p><p><span>Where'd he go?</span></p><p><span>Vroom, vroom.</span></p><p><span>He knows that's my bike, right?</span></p><p><span>Aaah!</span></p><p><span>Where are you taking us?</span></p><p><span>Try and enjoy it, Princess.</span></p><p><span>It's the last place</span></p><p><span>you'll ever see alive.</span></p><p><span>It's pretty cool, alright?</span></p><p><span>I really think my dad's gonna love it.</span></p><p><span>Mama, I'm scared.</span></p><p><span>It's gonna be alright.</span></p><p><span>My Koopas!</span></p><p><span>Guess who stole a princess!</span></p><p><span>-Yeah!</span></p><p><span>-Yeah!</span></p><p><span>And not just any princess.</span></p><p><span>The guardian of the cosmos,</span></p><p><span>the mother of the stars.</span></p><p><span>With her powers,</span></p><p><span>we will destroy the universe!</span></p><p><span>She will give her life</span></p><p><span>for our glory!</span></p><p><span>[all] Yeah!</span></p><p><span>Ow!</span></p><p><span>No one hurts my kid!</span></p><p><span>Go!</span></p><p><span>It is time to free my father!</span></p><p><span>'Happy Birthday</span></p><p><span>Princess Peach!'</span></p><p><span>Think she'll like it?</span></p><p><span>Mario, do you have</span></p><p><span>feelings for the Princess?</span></p><p><span>What?!</span></p><p><span>Oh, good one.</span></p><p><span>Can a guy give his good buddy</span></p><p><span>a perfect present</span></p><p><span>to show her just how much</span></p><p><span>she means to him?</span></p><p><span>"When the moon hits your eye"</span></p><p><span>"Like a big pizza pie, that's amore"</span></p><p><span>I'm not in love with Peach!</span></p><p><span>Let's just go.</span></p><p><span>-Hey, guys!</span></p><p><span>-Hey!</span></p><p><span>Oh, looking good.</span></p><p><span>Um, who is this?</span></p><p><span>Yoshi.</span></p><p><span>Come on!</span></p><p><span>So, some cool dinosaur just shows up,</span></p><p><span>and he's now part of the group.</span></p><p><span>-Hey uh, did you see the Princess?</span></p><p><span>-No.</span></p><p><span>Hey.</span></p><p><span>You're missing your own party.</span></p><p><span>I hate birthdays.</span></p><p><span>Yeah</span></p><p><span>Luigi spent his 10th birthday crying,</span></p><p><span>said his childhood was over.</span></p><p><span>Well, the crazy thing is,</span></p><p><span>today is not my real birthday.</span></p><p><span>It's just the day the Toads found me.</span></p><p><span>I have no idea where I came from.</span></p><p><span>I've lived my entire life wondering</span></p><p><span>where my family is.</span></p><p><span>That must be so hard.</span></p><p><span>Sometimes I just feel</span></p><p><span>Guess that it's not</span></p><p><span>your actual birthday.</span></p><p><span>You don't want a present?</span></p><p><span>Mario!</span></p><p><span>Okay! Fine, fine.</span></p><p><span>Oh.</span></p><p><span>I love it.</span></p><p><span>Whoa.</span></p><p><span>Look.</span></p><p><span>Princess Peach,</span></p><p><span>I've finally found you.</span></p><p><span>Oh!</span></p><p><span>Feel better now?</span></p><p><span>I can't believe it's really you.</span></p><p><span>Our Mama read so many</span></p><p><span>bedtime stories about you.</span></p><p><span>Me?</span></p><p><span>Are you sure?</span></p><p><span>She says anything</span></p><p><span>ever happens to her,</span></p><p><span>to find you and you'd help us.</span></p><p><span>Princess, our Mama's been taken.</span></p><p><span>What happened?</span></p><p><span>A giant robot took her</span></p><p><span>to a scary planet</span></p><p><span>out beyond the Gateway Galaxy.</span></p><p><span>Can you help us?</span></p><p><span>-Peach, sorry. I--</span></p><p><span>-Yes, yes. We were eavesdropping.</span></p><p><span>-Don't even think about leaving us</span></p><p><span>-Guys.</span></p><p><span>Can we just give the Princess a minute?</span></p><p><span>She'll figure out what to do.</span></p><p><span>I disagree, Mario.</span></p><p><span>Even though my pajamas</span></p><p><span>say otherwise.</span></p><p><span>There is nothing to figure out.</span></p><p><span>She is not leaving!</span></p><p><span>-Yes.</span></p><p><span>-Alright, guys.</span></p><p><span>Let's go. We'll discuss</span></p><p><span>more in the morning.</span></p><p><span>Good night, Princess.</span></p><p><span>Toad, pack our things.</span></p><p><span>Whoo-hoo-hoo!</span></p><p><span>What happened?</span></p><p><span>She left this for you.</span></p><p><span>'Dear Mustache,</span></p><p><span>I've gone to the Gateway Galaxy'</span></p><p><span>to begin my search</span></p><p><span>for the Luma's mom.'</span></p><p><span>'I'm leaving the kingdom</span></p><p><span>in your hands.</span></p><p><span>'Sincerely, Peach.'</span></p><p><span>"Sincerely"? Whoa, whoa,</span></p><p><span>that's a good sign.</span></p><p><span>Princess Peach is gone?</span></p><p><span>Oh, no!</span></p><p><span>Everyone, calm down.</span></p><p><span>The Super Mario Brothers</span></p><p><span>can take care of the kingdom.</span></p><p><span>Whoo-hoo!</span></p><p><span>Now what?</span></p><p><span>Hey, big guy!</span></p><p><span>You scared me!</span></p><p><span>You wanted to see us?</span></p><p><span>Don't move, I'll be right out.</span></p><p><span>"Sip in the soup"</span></p><p><span>"Clean up the face"</span></p><p><span>"And also trim</span></p><p><span>the bonsai bush"</span></p><p><span>Here we go!</span></p><p><span>Ha-ha! Hey, Luigi!</span></p><p><span>What's up, Mario?</span></p><p><span>Behold! I made a masterpiece</span></p><p><span>for Princess Peach.</span></p><p><span>What do you think?</span></p><p><span>And be honest.</span></p><p><span>Love the colors.</span></p><p><span>The criticism I give you is</span></p><p><span>"It's trash."</span></p><p><span>How dare you look at</span></p><p><span>my masterpiece and say that?</span></p><p><span>I'll burn the skin of your bones!</span></p><p><span>Wow!</span></p><p><span>I'm sorry about that.</span></p><p><span>That's the old Bowser talking.</span></p><p><span>Ha! Still working through</span></p><p><span>my demons, I suppose.</span></p><p><span>All good. All better now.</span></p><p><span>Anyway, it's not just a present.</span></p><p><span>It's a peace offering.</span></p><p><span>I'd like you to release me.</span></p><p><span>Not for good behavior.</span></p><p><span>For awesome behavior.</span></p><p><span>She'll never release you.</span></p><p><span>And don't even ask about</span></p><p><span>making you big again.</span></p><p><span>Even though I totally rehabilitated?</span></p><p><span>Mario, he's really changed.</span></p><p><span>We could go to</span></p><p><span>the weekly book club together.</span></p><p><span>I'll bring a soup!</span></p><p><span>She doesn't trust you,</span></p><p><span>and neither do I.</span></p><p><span>Oh, you better start trusting me,</span></p><p><span>or I will eat your soul!</span></p><p><span>I'm sorry. It's just Oh, wow.</span></p><p><span>Alright. You know what does?</span></p><p><span>I'm gonna hit the sack.</span></p><p><span>I meet by eight hours,</span></p><p><span>or else I really turn into a monster.</span></p><p><span>Aah! Ow!</span></p><p><span>We gotta get out of here.</span></p><p><span>Come on, go! Go!</span></p><p><span>That's everyone. Let's go.</span></p><p><span>Oh, man.</span></p><p><span>Wow.</span></p><p><span>In the name of the Koopas,</span></p><p><span>I demand that you release my father.</span></p><p><span>Over my dead body.</span></p><p><span>Fight with me.</span></p><p><span>Where do we start over?</span></p><p><span>Let's introduce ourselves.</span></p><p><span>Okay, um. Hi, I'm Luigi.</span></p><p><span>I'm Bowser Jr.</span></p><p><span>And I'm gonna be taking my father</span></p><p><span>now!</span></p><p><span>You've doing so great,</span></p><p><span>but thought you might need a hand.</span></p><p><span>Dad!</span></p><p><span>Oh, God!</span></p><p><span>Everyone okay?</span></p><p><span>Where are we?</span></p><p><span>Sweet! Free now!</span></p><p><span>You've gotta be kidding me.</span></p><p><span>-Bye, suckers!</span></p><p><span>-Hey! Get back here!</span></p><p><span>No! You can't catch the weak!</span></p><p><span>-I just kinda did.</span></p><p><span>-It was a metaphor!</span></p><p><span>Stop it!</span></p><p><span>Cool!</span></p><p><span>That was intense!</span></p><p><span>Guys, this is embarrassing.</span></p><p><span>I'm still a tiny work in progress.</span></p><p><span>Sorry now.</span></p><p><span>Do you expect me to shake</span></p><p><span>the hand of a turtle</span></p><p><span>whose son just attacked me?</span></p><p><span>My son?</span></p><p><span>I haven't seen him in years.</span></p><p><span>Mario, I was a terrible father.</span></p><p><span>He must hate me.</span></p><p><span>Hate you?</span></p><p><span>Your son tried to chop my head off</span></p><p><span>just to free you.</span></p><p><span>He wants to see you.</span></p><p><span>And could just use some guidance.</span></p><p><span>Really?</span></p><p><span>You think I might have</span></p><p><span>a shot at reconnecting with my boy?</span></p><p><span>See, Mario? He's got really</span></p><p><span>in touch with his feelings.</span></p><p><span>Stop it. Let's just keep moving.</span></p><p><span>We gotta find a way off this planet</span></p><p><span>and get to Peach.</span></p><p><span>Look! There it is!</span></p><p><span>Oh!</span></p><p><span>Stop!</span></p><p><span>Hey!</span></p><p><span>Whoa.</span></p><p><span>The Gateway Galaxy!</span></p><p><span>Toad, where are you going?</span></p><p><span>This must be who we're looking for.</span></p><p><span>'Missing: Princess Rosalina'</span></p><p><span>No! No!</span></p><p><span>Princess? Are you okay?</span></p><p><span>Ukiki is lost.</span></p><p><span>Have you seen Ukiki's friends?</span></p><p><span>Aw! We've got a lost little monkey.</span></p><p><span>I got ya. I got ya.</span></p><p><span>Bad monkey!</span></p><p><span>-Toad! Wait!</span></p><p><span>-All our powerups and coins are in there!</span></p><p><span>And my unfinished novel!</span></p><p><span>-Monkey!</span></p><p><span>-Excuse me. Sorry.</span></p><p><span>Gah!</span></p><p><span>We got you now!</span></p><p><span>Look, he got through the wall!</span></p><p><span>Stay close.</span></p><p><span>Hey! You!</span></p><p><span>Hey! Give me my backpack!</span></p><p><span>Dad, I know you're down there somewhere.</span></p><p><span>Sire, it is obvious.</span></p><p><span>The important thing now in our time</span></p><p><span>of grief is to stay strong for each other!</span></p><p><span>Will you get a hold of yourself?</span></p><p><span>We gotta keep looking for Papa!</span></p><p><span>So, um, Bowser wants to talk to you</span></p><p><span>about something.</span></p><p><span>You know, Mario, all boys believe</span></p><p><span>their fathers are larger than life.</span></p><p><span>I don't wanna disappoint my boy</span></p><p><span>by being so small.</span></p><p><span>I'm not making you big.</span></p><p><span>You're used to living</span></p><p><span>But I was born to be big!</span></p><p><span>Undo the power of the Blue Mushroom</span></p><p><span>and I shall fight by your side</span></p><p><span>for all of eternity.</span></p><p><span>That's a good deal.</span></p><p><span>Eternity is a long time.</span></p><p><span>We will be unstoppable!</span></p><p><span>Mm.</span></p><p><span>Come on, hit me Mario.</span></p><p><span>Hit me.</span></p><p><span>Now, Mario. Hit him.</span></p><p><span>We-we can trust him.</span></p><p><span>-Hit me! Hit me!</span></p><p><span>-Mario hit him.</span></p><p><span>Hit me now!</span></p><p><span>You tiny pathetic failure</span></p><p><span>of a plumber!</span></p><p><span>You will not regret this.</span></p><p><span>What're you guys waiting for?</span></p><p><span>There's a castle up there. Come on!</span></p><p><span>Follow me!</span></p><p><span>Sorry!</span></p><p><span>Princess.</span></p><p><span>Kiki.</span></p><p><span>Look at what you brought me.</span></p><p><span>Princesses are very valuable.</span></p><p><span>Ukiki thinks your novel stinks.</span></p><p><span>Ow! Ah!</span></p><p><span>What is it with you "princesses"</span></p><p><span>and "getting captured"?</span></p><p><span>You know something</span></p><p><span>about that missing princess?</span></p><p><span>Mm.</span></p><p><span>Not a thing.</span></p><p><span>You listen to me, you slime ball!</span></p><p><span>You're gonna tell me exactly</span></p><p><span>where Rosalina is.</span></p><p><span>Or what?</span></p><p><span>Oh, Princess. You're going</span></p><p><span>to be</span></p><p><span>Ha!</span></p><p><span>Ha-ha!</span></p><p><span>Ooh, yeah!</span></p><p><span>Where is she?</span></p><p><span>Do I look like a snitch?</span></p><p><span>-Oh! Yes, I do!</span></p><p><span>-This is your last chance.</span></p><p><span>Okay, okay! Listen to me.</span></p><p><span>-Bowser's kid took her.</span></p><p><span>-Where?</span></p><p><span>The Space Storm Galaxy.</span></p><p><span>-Toad.</span></p><p><span>-Give it back to me.</span></p><p><span>Get me Bowser Jr. Now!</span></p><p><span>Hi. We need some help</span></p><p><span>getting off your planet.</span></p><p><span>You have to speak to the queen.</span></p><p><span>And the scary looking guy stays here.</span></p><p><span>I got this.</span></p><p><span>Hello, Your Highness.</span></p><p><span>We are trying to get to the Gateway Ga--</span></p><p><span>You're the aliens,</span></p><p><span>who destroyed my flower seeds.</span></p><p><span>Imprison them!</span></p><p><span>Take them to the honey hive!</span></p><p><span>Not on my watch!</span></p><p><span>Someone must pay for their crimes.</span></p><p><span>Release them!</span></p><p><span>I shall serve their sentence</span></p><p><span>in their stead.</span></p><p><span>I can do the work of a hundred men</span></p><p><span>and at least ten thousand bees.</span></p><p><span>Take me, and send them</span></p><p><span>to the Gateway Galaxy.</span></p><p><span>We have a deal.</span></p><p><span>Get them to the Gateway Galaxy!</span></p><p><span>Are you sure about this?</span></p><p><span>You're not as horrible</span></p><p><span>as I thought.</span></p><p><span>Thank you.</span></p><p><span>Put that away.</span></p><p><span>You take care of him, okay?</span></p><p><span>I always do.</span></p><p><span>This miserable bug will give you passage.</span></p><p><span>Go. Make your old enemy proud.</span></p><p><span>When I'm free, me</span></p><p><span>and my girl are gonna go dancing</span></p><p><span>till the sun rises.</span></p><p><span>You got a honey back home?</span></p><p><span>She bailed at the altar.</span></p><p><span>Left me twisted in the</span></p><p><span>I'm still healing.</span></p><p><span>Remembering how life was before.</span></p><p><span>That is worth</span></p><p><span>Oh!</span></p><p><span>Stay strong! You'll find</span></p><p><span>Hi, dad.</span></p><p><span>Junior?</span></p><p><span>Ho-ho-ho! My boy!</span></p><p><span>You got so big.</span></p><p><span>This is all yours?</span></p><p><span>Hey, aren't you supposed to be</span></p><p><span>in boarding school?</span></p><p><span>Boarding school? More like boring school.</span></p><p><span>I got expelled.</span></p><p><span>You really grew up</span></p><p><span>when I wasn't paying attention.</span></p><p><span>Dad, we're about to become the</span></p><p><span>Remember when I was a baby turtle?</span></p><p><span>You were trying so hard</span></p><p><span>to conquer the world!</span></p><p><span>Oh, once in a while,</span></p><p><span>you'd have a night off.</span></p><p><span>And you tucked me in and told me</span></p><p><span>our favorite bedtime story.</span></p><p><span>Those were the best nights of my life!</span></p><p><span>Tell me the story.</span></p><p><span>Again?</span></p><p><span>there was a powerful villain</span></p><p><span>with awesome hair.</span></p><p><span>He loved conquering everything.</span></p><p><span>You see, this villain had a son.</span></p><p><span>The two roamed the universe</span></p><p><span>desperate for a place to call home.</span></p><p><span>But everywhere they went</span></p><p><span>was just incredibly</span></p><p><span>Lame.</span></p><p><span>So, they decided to make</span></p><p><span>their own planet!</span></p><p><span>Behold! Planet Bowser!</span></p><p><span>The sinister sanctuary where</span></p><p><span>they can spend the rest of the days.</span></p><p><span>They built an evil roller coaster.</span></p><p><span>A gorge full of lava.</span></p><p><span>They carved a giant mountain</span></p><p><span>into the shape of their heads.</span></p><p><span>And at the top of the planet,</span></p><p><span>they built the biggest cannon ever!</span></p><p><span>It could destroy the universe!</span></p><p><span>They called it</span></p><p><span>The Boomsday Weapon!</span></p><p><span>To power it, they needed</span></p><p><span>The most powerful princess</span></p><p><span>in the universe!</span></p><p><span>And when they had drained</span></p><p><span>all her power and the weapon was ready,</span></p><p><span>to destroy all those</span></p><p><span>who disrespected them!</span></p><p><span>Boom!</span></p><p><span>Until they danced on the ashes of</span></p><p><span>the universe and reigned to be the end!</span></p><p><span>Tell me again tomorrow night.</span></p><p><span>Of course. Good night, my boy.</span></p><p><span>Shh.</span></p><p><span>Dad, I built us that planet.</span></p><p><span>You did?</span></p><p><span>We're going there right now.</span></p><p><span>You and me. Two Bowsers.</span></p><p><span>No limits.</span></p><p><span>My Lords.</span></p><p><span>We have a problem.</span></p><p><span>Welcome to the information booth.</span></p><p><span>My name is Rob.</span></p><p><span>Would you like some information?</span></p><p><span>We need to find a pilot.</span></p><p><span>And quick.</span></p><p><span>Certainly.</span></p><p><span>Pilots can be found on the flight deck.</span></p><p><span>Which is located right over</span></p><p><span>Oh, Rob. You're killing me.</span></p><p><span>I'm sorry. I do not wish to kill you.</span></p><p><span>Ugh, Toad!</span></p><p><span>-I am Rob.</span></p><p><span>-I know!</span></p><p><span>Great. Thanks for visiting</span></p><p><span>information.</span></p><p><span>Where is the flight deck?</span></p><p><span>Right over</span></p><p><span>Ugh!</span></p><p><span>here.</span></p><p><span>-Thank you!</span></p><p><span>-You're welcome.</span></p><p><span>Hi, there! Can you take us</span></p><p><span>to the Space Storm Galaxy?</span></p><p><span>Uh, no.</span></p><p><span>Excuse me, how much to take us</span></p><p><span>to the Space Storm Galaxy?</span></p><p><span>So, tell me this.</span></p><p><span>Why is a princess trying to go to</span></p><p><span>the most dangerous place in the galaxy?</span></p><p><span>Who are you?</span></p><p><span>Don't ask me personal questions.</span></p><p><span>Oh, I'm so sorry. I just--</span></p><p><span>I'm Fox McCloud!</span></p><p><span>Leader of the legendary Star Fox team!</span></p><p><span>I don't care about three things.</span></p><p><span>Keeping the Lylat system safe,</span></p><p><span>fighting with my buds, and doing</span></p><p><span>extreme, dangerous barrel rolls.</span></p><p><span>Let's go!</span></p><p><span>And one day, my warp drive exploded,</span></p><p><span>blew a giant hole</span></p><p><span>in the fabric of space and time,</span></p><p><span>and I got sucked into another universe.</span></p><p><span>That's what I get for making</span></p><p><span>a frog my engineer.</span></p><p><span>And now I roam your galaxy,</span></p><p><span>trying to find a way home.</span></p><p><span>Oh, I also have cool space boots.</span></p><p><span>Wow.</span></p><p><span>Now that's the backstory</span></p><p><span>of the guy who's going to take us</span></p><p><span>to the Space Storm Galaxy.</span></p><p><span>How desperate for money</span></p><p><span>do you think I am?</span></p><p><span>Alright, we got a deal.</span></p><p><span>I'll fill up the Arwing,</span></p><p><span>we'll take off after that.</span></p><p><span>That was the coolest dude</span></p><p><span>I've ever seen.</span></p><p><span>Mario, I have a great idea.</span></p><p><span>When you see Peach,</span></p><p><span>you should catch up and go,</span></p><p><span>"Bla-Bla-Bla"!</span></p><p><span>"Oh, hi! How are you?"</span></p><p><span>And then boom!</span></p><p><span>You should ask her out on a date!</span></p><p><span>I don't know, Lu. You think a princess</span></p><p><span>would have a date with a plumber?</span></p><p><span>Mario, she would be the luckiest princess</span></p><p><span>in the world to be your girlfriend.</span></p><p><span>She is going to say yes!</span></p><p><span>And then you're going to ask her</span></p><p><span>if she has a friend for me!</span></p><p><span>Now, we just need to find her.</span></p><p><span>It is right over</span></p><p><span>Peach!</span></p><p><span>Peach!</span></p><p><span>Mario!</span></p><p><span>Oh! Yoshi's here. Yeah.</span></p><p><span>Mario!</span></p><p><span>A handshake?</span></p><p><span>Thought it would be cool.</span></p><p><span>Just thought it could be cool,</span></p><p><span>and that that would be good.</span></p><p><span>And cool.</span></p><p><span>Mario, I found out where Rosalina.</span></p><p><span>And this guy is gonna take us there.</span></p><p><span>Nice ride.</span></p><p><span>Let's-a go.</span></p><p><span>Whoo-hoo!</span></p><p><span>I like this guy!</span></p><p><span>They're gonna pay for that!</span></p><p><span>Wait, Junior! I kinda got to know them.</span></p><p><span>They're super lame,</span></p><p><span>but I still feel bad about killing them.</span></p><p><span>What're you talking about,</span></p><p><span>not killing them?</span></p><p><span>Well, that's weird.</span></p><p><span>Okay. Doing this won't bring you down.</span></p><p><span>When I'm done with them,</span></p><p><span>they'll be crying for their mommies.</span></p><p><span>What's that gonna do?</span></p><p><span>Bowser! He played us.</span></p><p><span>Oh, babies!</span></p><p><span>No!</span></p><p><span>Boom!</span></p><p><span>Don't worry, dad.</span></p><p><span>By this time tomorrow,</span></p><p><span>you'll have forgotten all about</span></p><p><span>those dorks in overalls.</span></p><p><span>The whole universe will be ours!</span></p><p><span>How 'bout now?</span></p><p><span>Nope.</span></p><p><span>Toad! The babies!</span></p><p><span>On it!</span></p><p><span>Come here!</span></p><p><span>Yoshi! Come back!</span></p><p><span>Yoshi. Yoshi. Yoshi!</span></p><p><span>Come here.</span></p><p><span>Come here!</span></p><p><span>Luigi!</span></p><p><span>Mario!</span></p><p><span>Yoshi! (ECHO)</span></p><p><span>Give it! Give it!</span></p><p><span>Give it to me! Give it to--</span></p><p><span>Oh, uh.</span></p><p><span>I kinda liked being a baby.</span></p><p><span>All the scary thoughts running through</span></p><p><span>my head just disappeared, you know.</span></p><p><span>We're gonna fix you up like new, okay?</span></p><p><span>It's gonna be fine.</span></p><p><span>Hey, we are gonna find a way</span></p><p><span>off this planet.</span></p><p><span>Mario, we're galaxies away</span></p><p><span>from Rosalina.</span></p><p><span>We can't fix the ship.</span></p><p><span>And somehow, we keep</span></p><p><span>adding dinosaurs!</span></p><p><span>I know you're frustrated.</span></p><p><span>Princesses don't get frustrated!</span></p><p><span>Alright, but can I be</span></p><p><span>not frustrated with you?</span></p><p><span>Uh, Breaker, Breaker, this is</span></p><p><span>Big Green with Little Red</span></p><p><span>and the League of Beagle.</span></p><p><span>We are looking for an EVAC ASAP.</span></p><p><span>Come on! You can do it!</span></p><p><span>Look what happens when you don't</span></p><p><span>have a bedside!</span></p><p><span>'Mayday, Mayday.'</span></p><p><span>Luigi?</span></p><p><span>That mustache is ridiculous.</span></p><p><span>But they weren't bad guys.</span></p><p><span>They were your friends, huh?</span></p><p><span>Nothing's more dangerous</span></p><p><span>than a friend.</span></p><p><span>When your armor's down,</span></p><p><span>they'll stab you in the back.</span></p><p><span>Where did you hear that?</span></p><p><span>It's what you told me when you dropped me</span></p><p><span>off for my first day at school.</span></p><p><span>I am a good dad.</span></p><p><span>Those friends of yours tried to ruin you.</span></p><p><span>Turned you into something you're not.</span></p><p><span>You know who won't hurt you?</span></p><p><span>Your family.</span></p><p><span>Family is forever.</span></p><p><span>Close your eyes.</span></p><p><span>Dad!</span></p><p><span>Wait for it.</span></p><p><span>Now open.</span></p><p><span>Guys.</span></p><p><span>There's something extremely weird</span></p><p><span>flying towards us.</span></p><p><span>Let's-a go!</span></p><p><span>We'll be at Space Storm Galaxy</span></p><p><span>before a nick of time.</span></p><p><span>'Once upon a time, there was</span></p><p><span>a brave and noble princess'</span></p><p><span>'named Peach.</span></p><p><span>'Her story begins many years ago'</span></p><p><span>'when she lived on a small planet</span></p><p><span>with her sister, Rosalina.'</span></p><p><span>'The two sisters were made</span></p><p><span>of stardust.'</span></p><p><span>Their love burned as brightly</span></p><p><span>as the stars themselves.</span></p><p><span>'Together, they could summon</span></p><p><span>the power of the cosmos.'</span></p><p><span>'But evil forces wanted</span></p><p><span>the power for themselves.'</span></p><p><span>Rosalina had to send Peach away'</span></p><p><span>'to safety.</span></p><p><span>'No! No! No!</span></p><p><span>'The Toads raised and protected her'</span></p><p><span>'until she became strong enough</span></p><p><span>to protect them.'</span></p><p><span>And, welcome to Planet Bowser!</span></p><p><span>You really built all this?</span></p><p><span>We have our very own</span></p><p><span>Boomsday Weapon!</span></p><p><span>And the princess I kidnapped</span></p><p><span>to power it!</span></p><p><span>The universe will never forgive you!</span></p><p><span>This is who you are.</span></p><p><span>This is where you belong.</span></p><p><span>Tonight we destroy</span></p><p><span>the Mushroom Kingdom,</span></p><p><span>tomorrow, the universe!</span></p><p><span>Yeah! Long live the King!</span></p><p><span>They're waiting for you.</span></p><p><span>Sometimes, on this great road</span></p><p><span>of life, we lose our way.</span></p><p><span>But if you're lucky,</span></p><p><span>a tiny version of yourself</span></p><p><span>helps you remember your true calling.</span></p><p><span>My Koopas! Your king has returned!</span></p><p><span>We'll get you on the planet.</span></p><p><span>Buckle up. It's about to get crazy.</span></p><p><span>Star Fox team is ready!</span></p><p><span>Come on!</span></p><p><span>Let's do this.</span></p><p><span>Incoming!</span></p><p><span>Do the barrel roll!</span></p><p><span>Yay!</span></p><p><span>You're up, Mustache!</span></p><p><span>Good luck!</span></p><p><span>Wahoo!</span></p><p><span>I don't know what that means.</span></p><p><span>It means you go this way,</span></p><p><span>we go that way.</span></p><p><span>Oh, got ya.</span></p><p><span>Intruder alert! Intruder alert!</span></p><p><span>You won't</span></p><p><span>What?</span></p><p><span>My Lords, our tormentors</span></p><p><span>have returned!</span></p><p><span>I'll take care of 'em.</span></p><p><span>I built a security system</span></p><p><span>that's on the next level.</span></p><p><span>They're gonna get torn to pieces!</span></p><p><span>I love being a dad.</span></p><p><span>Oh, the days are long,</span></p><p><span>but the years are short.</span></p><p><span>'Hello, Princess and Mario.'</span></p><p><span>Prepare to meet your baker.</span></p><p><span>I've got you now.</span></p><p><span>I won't let them ruin this.</span></p><p><span>Bowser!</span></p><p><span>Didn't have to be this way.</span></p><p><span>I know there's still</span></p><p><span>some good in there.</span></p><p><span>Let us pass. Now!</span></p><p><span>Or what? You humiliate me</span></p><p><span>at my wedding?</span></p><p><span>You shrink me to a nubbin</span></p><p><span>and put me in a jar?</span></p><p><span>Make me join a book club?</span></p><p><span>We had our moment, Mario.</span></p><p><span>The Bowser is back.</span></p><p><span>And now you feel my fury!</span></p><p><span>No. No. No!</span></p><p><span>Dad!</span></p><p><span>Dad.</span></p><p><span>I am the Lord of Bones!</span></p><p><span>I am the Skull King!</span></p><p><span>And I am his son!</span></p><p><span>Mario!</span></p><p><span>Go. Save her.</span></p><p><span>Very weird.</span></p><p><span>Ow!</span></p><p><span>Finish this, Lu.</span></p><p><span>-Dude! -What? You know</span></p><p><span>I never learned how to draw.</span></p><p><span>Yes!</span></p><p><span>No!</span></p><p><span>In the name of the Koopas--</span></p><p><span>Junior!</span></p><p><span>Daddy! Please help me!</span></p><p><span>Junior!</span></p><p><span>Ha-ha-ha!</span></p><p><span>Dad!</span></p><p><span>Oh, my boy!</span></p><p><span>Rosalina!</span></p><p><span>I need you to try!</span></p><p><span>I knew you would come for me.</span></p><p><span>Yay! Found your femur, Dad!</span></p><p><span>Doing great, my boy!</span></p><p><span>Let's find my foot.</span></p><p><span>Mario!</span></p><p><span>Mario! Come meet my sister.</span></p><p><span>I'm so happy you found each other.</span></p><p><span>I love a family reunion!</span></p><p><span>-Hey-o!</span></p><p><span>-Hey-o!</span></p><p><span>Mama?</span></p><p><span>My babies!</span></p><p><span>We missed you so much!</span></p><p><span>I missed you too.</span></p><p><span>Mama, can we visit the Mushroom Kingdom?</span></p><p><span>I wanna see the castle.</span></p><p><span>Okay, okay.</span></p><p><span>Where's your castle?</span></p><p><span>What're you talking about?</span></p><p><span>You know what guys?</span></p><p><span>We're gonna rebuild</span></p><p><span>the best castle ever!</span></p><p><span>Who wants to help?</span></p><p><span>-Oh, yeah!</span></p><p><span>-Whoo-hoo!</span></p><p><span>Wahoo!</span></p>
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