<p><span>[Mando] Be careful in here.</span></p><p><span>We have powerful enemies.</span></p><p><span>Like those pirates we ran out of Nevarro.</span></p><p><span>So stay alert.</span></p><p><span>We don't want any...</span></p><p><span>-[all] Surprise!</span></p><p><span>-[Mando] Ahh!</span></p><p><span>[all screaming]</span></p><p><span>Suprise?</span></p><p><span>Peli!</span></p><p><span>What are you doing here?</span></p><p><span>I'm supposed to meet a contact</span></p><p><span>for an important assignment.</span></p><p><span>Your contact was Peli.</span></p><p><span>Hey Mando, I got a big time</span></p><p><span>bounty-huntin' job for you, see?</span></p><p><span>And bring that cute kid with you too, see?</span></p><p><span>Uh, hey, get out of the shot!</span></p><p><span>[clears throat]</span></p><p><span>And I ain't Peli Motto in disguise, see?</span></p><p><span>Wait. You?</span></p><p><span>Were Tough-o Guy-o?</span></p><p><span>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.</span></p><p><span>But it's all good because you came!</span></p><p><span>Now we can have this party</span></p><p><span>with all your friends.</span></p><p><span>And we can show you how much we appreciate</span></p><p><span>everything you've done for us.</span></p><p><span>We're leaving.</span></p><p><span>Mando, you are gonna have fun today</span></p><p><span>whether you have fun or not.</span></p><p><span>You Mandalorians all say,</span></p><p><span>"This is the way".</span></p><p><span>Well, for today,</span></p><p><span>this is the way, right, buddy?</span></p><p><span>[intriguing music playing]</span></p><p><span>[Mando sighs deeply]</span></p><p><span>-[all cheering]</span></p><p><span>-Let's party!</span></p><p><span>[upbeat music playing]</span></p><p><span>Mando, where did you get</span></p><p><span>all these friends?</span></p><p><span>I thought you kept to yourself?</span></p><p><span>Oh, he did.</span></p><p><span>Din Djarin here was the loneliest loner</span></p><p><span>who ever loned.</span></p><p><span>-Till that kid came along.</span></p><p><span>-[all exclaiming]</span></p><p><span>It's one heck of a tale!</span></p><p><span>I don't like to talk about myself.</span></p><p><span>Well, good thing I do!</span></p><p><span>Gather around, everyone.</span></p><p><span>I'll tell you the exciting story</span></p><p><span>of how a little green kid</span></p><p><span>turned a stone-cold bounty hunter</span></p><p><span>into a warm and fuzzy</span></p><p><span>stone-cold bounty hunter.</span></p><p><span>How could you tell our story?</span></p><p><span>You were only there for a tiny part of it.</span></p><p><span>I'm a mechanic at a spaceport.</span></p><p><span>Everybody tells me everything.</span></p><p><span>So, the way I hear it,</span></p><p><span>is it all went down like this.</span></p><p><span>Mando had just come back</span></p><p><span>from some bounty-hunting</span></p><p><span>with a ship</span></p><p><span>full of captured bad guys on ice.</span></p><p><span>This day, Mando got the assignment</span></p><p><span>that would change his life.</span></p><p><span>The Mandalorian, meet your new client.</span></p><p><span>He is called The Client.</span></p><p><span>-[sniffs]</span></p><p><span>-That's it? The Client?</span></p><p><span>Yes, we share the same first name, "The".</span></p><p><span>Dr. Pershing, and I desire for you</span></p><p><span>to go to Arvala-7</span></p><p><span>and acquire an asset for us.</span></p><p><span>This asset is called...</span></p><p><span>The Asset?</span></p><p><span>Your powers of perspicacity</span></p><p><span>are remarkable.</span></p><p><span>Now, I cannot divulge</span></p><p><span>the asset's identity to you,</span></p><p><span>nor tell you its height,</span></p><p><span>color or shape of its ears.</span></p><p><span>I can only say it is 50 years old,</span></p><p><span>which, by any measure, you and I go by,</span></p><p><span>is quite old.</span></p><p><span>Why did you say that so weird?</span></p><p><span>I did it... for reasons.</span></p><p><span>Here is your first payment.</span></p><p><span>Something Mandalorians greatly treasure,</span></p><p><span>Beskar steel.</span></p><p><span>When you deliver the asset to me,</span></p><p><span>there will be much more</span></p><p><span>from where that came from.</span></p><p><span>-[crashes]</span></p><p><span>-[screams]</span></p><p><span>[Peli] So Mando took the Beskar</span></p><p><span>to the last refuge of the Mandalorians</span></p><p><span>on Nevarro, the forge of The Armorer.</span></p><p><span>-[hissing]</span></p><p><span>-[clangs]</span></p><p><span>[Armorer] For you.</span></p><p><span>This is the Way.</span></p><p><span>This is the Way.</span></p><p><span>Now I must go</span></p><p><span>and fulfill my bounty-hunting contract.</span></p><p><span>This is the Way.</span></p><p><span>Can you show me where the door is?</span></p><p><span>This is the Way.</span></p><p><span>Wait. Are you saying this is the way out,</span></p><p><span>or just "This is the Way"?</span></p><p><span>-This is the Way.</span></p><p><span>-Ugh.</span></p><p><span>I'll find the exit on my own.</span></p><p><span>[Peli] To capture his bounty,</span></p><p><span>Mando went to Arvala-7.</span></p><p><span>It's a desolate planet, but way classier</span></p><p><span>than the other six Arvalas, oof!</span></p><p><span>There, he was aided</span></p><p><span>by a wise Ugnaught named Kuiil</span></p><p><span>who led him</span></p><p><span>to where The Asset was being held.</span></p><p><span>Ugh, pirates.</span></p><p><span>I command you to produce the asset.</span></p><p><span>And a competing bounty droid.</span></p><p><span>-[gun cocking]</span></p><p><span>-[gunfire]</span></p><p><span>Who's a showoff.</span></p><p><span>That... That droid was doing the robot.</span></p><p><span>[grunting]</span></p><p><span>[grunts]</span></p><p><span>[Peli] Mando fought his way</span></p><p><span>to the fortress</span></p><p><span>and convinced that deadly droid</span></p><p><span>to work with him and split the reward.</span></p><p><span>We're surrounded,</span></p><p><span>but I think we can beat these guys.</span></p><p><span>[Droid] Negative. My manufacturer</span></p><p><span>protocols dictate I cannot be captured.</span></p><p><span>Initiating self-destruct sequencing.</span></p><p><span>Don't self-destruct!</span></p><p><span>-Are you nuts?</span></p><p><span>-[soldier grunts]</span></p><p><span>My sanity has been questioned.</span></p><p><span>-Initiating self-destruct sequencing.</span></p><p><span>-[alarm blaring]</span></p><p><span>Stop it, you crazy hunk of junk.</span></p><p><span>You have called me a nasty name.</span></p><p><span>-Initiating self...</span></p><p><span>-[grunts]</span></p><p><span>[Peli] Things went on like that for a bit.</span></p><p><span>[Droid] It might rain later,</span></p><p><span>initiating, so...</span></p><p><span>That's enough!</span></p><p><span>Uh-oh!</span></p><p><span>[explosion]</span></p><p><span>Let's get this 50-year-old asset.</span></p><p><span>[device beeping]</span></p><p><span>It's just a kid.</span></p><p><span>[Droid] I am programmed to terminate.</span></p><p><span>[gunshot]</span></p><p><span>No.</span></p><p><span>[thudding]</span></p><p><span>[Peli] Mando's tough shell</span></p><p><span>cracked a teensy bit that day,</span></p><p><span>but there was one little problem</span></p><p><span>in bringing the kid back to the client.</span></p><p><span>Well, actually,</span></p><p><span>a whole bunch of little problems.</span></p><p><span>[all whooping]</span></p><p><span>My ship! I just had it waxed.</span></p><p><span>[Peli] Kuiil talked to the Jawas, and he</span></p><p><span>got them to promise to fix Mando's ship</span></p><p><span>if he fought a beast called a mudhorn</span></p><p><span>and got one of its precious eggs.</span></p><p><span>[Mando grunts]</span></p><p><span>[grunting]</span></p><p><span>[Jawas whooping]</span></p><p><span>[coos]</span></p><p><span>Yeah, I like you, too,</span></p><p><span>but this is no time to be adorable.</span></p><p><span>[roars]</span></p><p><span>[swishing]</span></p><p><span>[mudhorn grunts]</span></p><p><span>[Mando] It's like he's moving that thing</span></p><p><span>with some kind of unseen force.</span></p><p><span>It is called the Force.</span></p><p><span>They have got to work</span></p><p><span>on better names for stuff.</span></p><p><span>[exhilarating instrumental music playing]</span></p><p><span>[mudhorn grunts]</span></p><p><span>[whooping triumphantly]</span></p><p><span>[laughs]</span></p><p><span>[Peli] With the kid's help,</span></p><p><span>Mando got the egg...</span></p><p><span>[speaking in foreign language]</span></p><p><span>and his ship back.</span></p><p><span>[speaking in foreign language]</span></p><p><span>[Mando] Ooh-Teeny.</span></p><p><span>[Peli] So Mando took the kid back</span></p><p><span>to the client to fulfill his assignment.</span></p><p><span>[both] Aww!</span></p><p><span>Cease that! We are Imperial Remnants.</span></p><p><span>We do not "aww"!</span></p><p><span>[both] Aww!</span></p><p><span>Stop it. Here is</span></p><p><span>your payment, Mandalorian.</span></p><p><span>Now you may take one last</span></p><p><span>wistful look at the adorable child</span></p><p><span>before we do terrible,</span></p><p><span>horrible, painful things to it.</span></p><p><span>[whimpers]</span></p><p><span>[somber instrumental music playing]</span></p><p><span>No!</span></p><p><span>[Peli] All of a sudden,</span></p><p><span>Mando had the X Empire after him.</span></p><p><span>The hunter was now the hunted,</span></p><p><span>and then the most exciting thing happened.</span></p><p><span>-They met me!</span></p><p><span>-[laughs]</span></p><p><span>[grunts]</span></p><p><span>[Peli] The end!</span></p><p><span>-[Jawas cheering]</span></p><p><span>-[giggles]</span></p><p><span>[Mando] Wait, wait, stop.</span></p><p><span>[grunts] A whole bunch</span></p><p><span>of other stuff happened.</span></p><p><span>Ugh. Fine.</span></p><p><span>You know I'm not getting paid for this.</span></p><p><span>[Peli] So Mando tangled</span></p><p><span>with the lethal Fennec Shand,</span></p><p><span>and then teamed up</span></p><p><span>with some nasty bad guys</span></p><p><span>to free another nasty bad guy</span></p><p><span>from a grody prison transport.</span></p><p><span>But the nasty bad guys were so nasty</span></p><p><span>that they double crossed Mando.</span></p><p><span>And so he ended up putting them all</span></p><p><span>in the prison ship,</span></p><p><span>which is where I got this mug.</span></p><p><span>[Jawas gasping]</span></p><p><span>Come on, Mando.</span></p><p><span>It's not how it looks.</span></p><p><span>We betrayed you for money!</span></p><p><span>[Peli] All the fighting and fleeing</span></p><p><span>was just exhausting.</span></p><p><span>-Oh, can you imagine?</span></p><p><span>-[honks]</span></p><p><span>So Mando was happy</span></p><p><span>when his old friend, Greef Karga,</span></p><p><span>called with an offer to return to Navarro</span></p><p><span>for a truce with the bounty hunters.</span></p><p><span>Mando, buddy, come on back.</span></p><p><span>I swear this is not a trick.</span></p><p><span>It was a trick!</span></p><p><span>He was just luring Mando</span></p><p><span>back to ambush him.</span></p><p><span>[all booing]</span></p><p><span>I said I'm sorry!</span></p><p><span>I made it up to Mando</span></p><p><span>and helped them escape.</span></p><p><span>Greef organized a plan to take out</span></p><p><span>the bad guys once and for all.</span></p><p><span>And Kuiil helped by making sure the kid</span></p><p><span>would be protected during the battle.</span></p><p><span>You, my sensors, detect awkwardness.</span></p><p><span>Do not fear, IG-11.</span></p><p><span>I have spoken.</span></p><p><span>This thing is a deadly threat.</span></p><p><span>Not anymore.</span></p><p><span>I have spoken again.</span></p><p><span>Now my primary function</span></p><p><span>is to protect the child.</span></p><p><span>He has been reprogrammed by me.</span></p><p><span>I have spoken again.</span></p><p><span>-Again.</span></p><p><span>-No way.</span></p><p><span>Once a killer, always a killer.</span></p><p><span>You do not trust my nurturing instincts.</span></p><p><span>Initiating self-destruct.</span></p><p><span>-Okay, okay, fine.</span></p><p><span>-[alarm blaring]</span></p><p><span>You can watch the kid.</span></p><p><span>Now let's go take out those Imperials.</span></p><p><span>[both gasping]</span></p><p><span>[grunts]</span></p><p><span>[grunts]</span></p><p><span>[all screaming]</span></p><p><span>[gasps]</span></p><p><span>I am also experiencing</span></p><p><span>terror of the pew pew pews!</span></p><p><span>They're gone. We win!</span></p><p><span>They're back. We lose!</span></p><p><span>[dramatic music playing]</span></p><p><span>[Peli] It was Moff Gideon, a super scary</span></p><p><span>former Imperial big cheese.</span></p><p><span>He was the one who wanted</span></p><p><span>the kid the whole time.</span></p><p><span>[all booing]</span></p><p><span>Hand over that 50-year-old child.</span></p><p><span>There's nowhere to run, Mandalorian.</span></p><p><span>This is the Way. Down!</span></p><p><span>-[all exclaiming]</span></p><p><span>-After them!</span></p><p><span>I need that child... for reasons!</span></p><p><span>[all scream]</span></p><p><span>[Peli] And they made a run for it</span></p><p><span>in the lava river under Nevarro.</span></p><p><span>Just a bit further, and we'll be safe.</span></p><p><span>Next up, Imperial Ambush station.</span></p><p><span>Ambush station?</span></p><p><span>Stormtroopers.</span></p><p><span>This is gonna be a tough fight.</span></p><p><span>[Droid] Negative.</span></p><p><span>I am programmed to protect the child.</span></p><p><span>To fulfill my function, I will engage</span></p><p><span>the enemy alone and self-destruct.</span></p><p><span>Thank you for your sacrifice.</span></p><p><span>Uh, aren't you going to stop me?</span></p><p><span>No, you're right.</span></p><p><span>-This is the only way to save the child.</span></p><p><span>-[squeals]</span></p><p><span>Me and my big</span></p><p><span>speech processing unit.</span></p><p><span>Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!</span></p><p><span>I am melting so slowly. Ow!</span></p><p><span>Ow! Ow!</span></p><p><span>Greetings, troopers,</span></p><p><span>please stand there doing nothing</span></p><p><span>while I activate this</span></p><p><span>-beeping thing in my chest.</span></p><p><span>-[alarm beeping]</span></p><p><span>[stormtroopers yelling]</span></p><p><span>[Peli] It looked like they were saved,</span></p><p><span>but, uh-uh!</span></p><p><span>[laughs wickedly]</span></p><p><span>Moff Gideon!</span></p><p><span>[gunfire]</span></p><p><span>[laughs wickedly]</span></p><p><span>You can't touch me in here, Mando!</span></p><p><span>[laughs wickedly]</span></p><p><span>-Uh-oh!</span></p><p><span>-[beeping]</span></p><p><span>I told the Empire to put</span></p><p><span>windshield wipers on these things.</span></p><p><span>[explosion]</span></p><p><span>Uh, do you think we should go make sure</span></p><p><span>Moff Gideon didn't somehow</span></p><p><span>survive that crash?</span></p><p><span>[both] Nah.</span></p><p><span>I will get that child yet.</span></p><p><span>-[phone beeping]</span></p><p><span>-[line ringing]</span></p><p><span>Mom, can you come pick me up?</span></p><p><span>That was a noble sacrifice</span></p><p><span>IG-11 made to save the child,</span></p><p><span>-blowing himself to pieces like that.</span></p><p><span>-I did what I had to do.</span></p><p><span>[exclaims]</span></p><p><span>How are you here?</span></p><p><span>You self-destructed!</span></p><p><span>I got better, then I got destroyed again.</span></p><p><span>Then I got better again.</span></p><p><span>It's sort of what I do.</span></p><p><span>-[distant explosion]</span></p><p><span>-[all exclaim]</span></p><p><span>What was that?</span></p><p><span>-Imperials!</span></p><p><span>-[gun cocking]</span></p><p><span>[guns cocking]</span></p><p><span>Wow, it stinks to be those guys.</span></p><p><span>Is this where the party's at?</span></p><p><span>-Migs?</span></p><p><span>-Mando!</span></p><p><span>-Happy birthday!</span></p><p><span>-It's not my birthday.</span></p><p><span>Oh, that's good.</span></p><p><span>I didn't get you anything.</span></p><p><span>Do you like my ride? I stole it</span></p><p><span>from a pirate junkyard on Jakku.</span></p><p><span>Wait. Why would you do anything nice</span></p><p><span>for Mando?</span></p><p><span>He put you in prison.</span></p><p><span>He's my buddy now.</span></p><p><span>He busted me out to help him rescue</span></p><p><span>the kid after the Imperials kidnapped him.</span></p><p><span>[stutters] Kidnapped?</span></p><p><span>Oh! It's a wicked great story.</span></p><p><span>And I was there for at least 20% of it.</span></p><p><span>So Mando wasn't alone anymore.</span></p><p><span>He had a kid, but now he had to bring him</span></p><p><span>to be with his own kind,</span></p><p><span>the powerful guardians of justice</span></p><p><span>in the galaxy, the Jethros.</span></p><p><span>-[all] Jedi!</span></p><p><span>-Right.</span></p><p><span>-Jedis.</span></p><p><span>-Jedi!</span></p><p><span>Okay, Jedi, get over yourself.</span></p><p><span>Yourselves!</span></p><p><span>All right?</span></p><p><span>So, anyway, Mando heard</span></p><p><span>there was another Mandalorian</span></p><p><span>and Mos Pelgo,</span></p><p><span>who could help him find some Jedi.</span></p><p><span>But when he got there, it wasn't</span></p><p><span>a Mandalorian, it was just a regular guy.</span></p><p><span>A rugged marshal named Cobb Salad.</span></p><p><span>Vanth. The name is Cobb Vanth.</span></p><p><span>Okay, fine!</span></p><p><span>-Cobb Vanth.</span></p><p><span>-Thank you.</span></p><p><span>He was wearing some other guy's armor.</span></p><p><span>Oh! You'll never guess whose armor it was.</span></p><p><span>It's a big name. Very famous.</span></p><p><span>So spoil it!</span></p><p><span>Mando believed the armor</span></p><p><span>should only be worn by a Mandalorian.</span></p><p><span>So the marshal proposed a deal.</span></p><p><span>I'll tell you what. You can have the armor</span></p><p><span>if you help me and my people</span></p><p><span>here with a problem.</span></p><p><span>[sighs in exasperation] Let me guess.</span></p><p><span>I have to fight a monster.</span></p><p><span>No, you don't have to fight a monster.</span></p><p><span>You have to fight a dragon.</span></p><p><span>[roaring]</span></p><p><span>-[whimpers]</span></p><p><span>-Here we go again.</span></p><p><span>I need you to loan me</span></p><p><span>a bantha strapped with explosives.</span></p><p><span>Well, you're in luck, because I always</span></p><p><span>keep a couple of those lying around.</span></p><p><span>[grunts]</span></p><p><span>[roaring]</span></p><p><span>-[bell dinging]</span></p><p><span>-Dragon, come to dinner!</span></p><p><span>[Mando] This is going to stink.</span></p><p><span>-[roaring]</span></p><p><span>-[gasps]</span></p><p><span>[belches]</span></p><p><span>[beeps]</span></p><p><span>[Migs] Mando saved the day.</span></p><p><span>And if he blew up two more monsters,</span></p><p><span>he'd get a free sandwich.</span></p><p><span>Try the roast womp rat on rye.</span></p><p><span>It's to die for.</span></p><p><span>[Migs] Mando left with the armor</span></p><p><span>and a lead on where to find some Jedi</span></p><p><span>to help the kid.</span></p><p><span>And you won't believe</span></p><p><span>all the crazy stuff that happened next.</span></p><p><span>This is the 80% part that I wasn't</span></p><p><span>there for, but here we go anyway.</span></p><p><span>First, he had to take this frog lady</span></p><p><span>to meet a frog husband.</span></p><p><span>But they had a crash landing.</span></p><p><span>And Mando had to fight off</span></p><p><span>another giant monster.</span></p><p><span>This time, a big spider.</span></p><p><span>The frog husband sent Mando</span></p><p><span>to meet this lady Mando named Bo-Katan.</span></p><p><span>They got in a crazy battle,</span></p><p><span>and then Bo-Katan told them...</span></p><p><span>I gotta get that dark saber thing</span></p><p><span>from Moff Bad Guy</span></p><p><span>and reclaim the throne of Mandalore.</span></p><p><span>Good luck with that, but I'm outie.</span></p><p><span>[Migs] So Mando and the kid went back</span></p><p><span>to Nevarro and fought off pirates.</span></p><p><span>[grunts]</span></p><p><span>[Migs] Then they found</span></p><p><span>the great Jedi, Ahsoka Tano.</span></p><p><span>And she was all like...</span></p><p><span>Pretty snazzy entrance, huh?</span></p><p><span>Ever see anybody spin</span></p><p><span>two of these light up dealies?</span></p><p><span>[Migs] Mando and Ahsoka teamed up</span></p><p><span>to defeat an evil tyrant</span></p><p><span>and free a whole town.</span></p><p><span>Ahsoka sent Mando to a planet where</span></p><p><span>the kid could reach out to the other Jedi.</span></p><p><span>But what they didn't know was</span></p><p><span>Moff Bad Guy put a tracking beacon</span></p><p><span>on Mando's ship.</span></p><p><span>-[chuckles]</span></p><p><span>-[alarm blaring]</span></p><p><span>So Moff Bad Guy</span></p><p><span>was on his way to take the kid</span></p><p><span>who Mando finally found out</span></p><p><span>his name!</span></p><p><span>He is called Goo-Goo.</span></p><p><span>Grogu. His name is Grogu.</span></p><p><span>At least I didn't call him Baby Yoda!</span></p><p><span>So Mando got the kid to the Jedi place</span></p><p><span>where he could connect to the Jedi</span></p><p><span>using that Jedi mind thing</span></p><p><span>that all the Jedi do.</span></p><p><span>Are you happy now that I got it right?</span></p><p><span>-[Mando] Is that a Jedi?</span></p><p><span>-[Migs] It wasn't a Jedi.</span></p><p><span>It was a mystery adversary.</span></p><p><span>Another bounty hunter, the very same one</span></p><p><span>whose armor Cob Vanth gave to Mando,</span></p><p><span>probably the most famous</span></p><p><span>bounty hunter of all!</span></p><p><span>-[whooping]</span></p><p><span>-Go ahead. You tell it. It</span></p><p><span>It was Boba Fett</span></p><p><span>and he was with Fennec Shand.</span></p><p><span>[Mando] Hey, that's my armor!</span></p><p><span>I fought off a big monster to get it.</span></p><p><span>I lost it in the stomach</span></p><p><span>of a bigger monster!</span></p><p><span>[Peli] Uh, guys.</span></p><p><span>Guys, I have a better ship.</span></p><p><span>My ship is way better.</span></p><p><span>You can't even tell which part</span></p><p><span>is the front and which is the back.</span></p><p><span>That's what's so great about it.</span></p><p><span>Hey! Why don't you two stop</span></p><p><span>your ship measuring contest and look up!</span></p><p><span>They blew up my ship.</span></p><p><span>He left mine alone.</span></p><p><span>They know how great it is.</span></p><p><span>Enough about the ships!</span></p><p><span>The kid is in trouble.</span></p><p><span>[dramatic music playing]</span></p><p><span>Yoink!</span></p><p><span>Grogu!</span></p><p><span>[whistles]</span></p><p><span>How do you like me now, Mando?</span></p><p><span>I didn't like you before,</span></p><p><span>and now I like you even less.</span></p><p><span>That makes sense!</span></p><p><span>Bye.</span></p><p><span>[Migs] Mando was devastated.</span></p><p><span>He knew he had to save Grogu</span></p><p><span>from those evil imps.</span></p><p><span>But now he had a group</span></p><p><span>of friends to help him.</span></p><p><span>And that's pretty good where I come from.</span></p><p><span>Huh. Where do you come from?</span></p><p><span>Where else? South Bespin!</span></p><p><span>Your special blood</span></p><p><span>is going to make me invincible.</span></p><p><span>Those are my reasons.</span></p><p><span>[whimpers]</span></p><p><span>Yes. Accept your fate.</span></p><p><span>It is your destiny.</span></p><p><span>-[whimpering]</span></p><p><span>-You don't have to overdo it.</span></p><p><span>[grunting]</span></p><p><span>Why are you...</span></p><p><span>[beeping]</span></p><p><span>[screams, grunts]</span></p><p><span>[groans]</span></p><p><span>[Migs] It was on.</span></p><p><span>Mando battled his way onto the ship</span></p><p><span>with the help of Bo-Katan.</span></p><p><span>-It was awesome.</span></p><p><span>-[both grunting]</span></p><p><span>I got you now.</span></p><p><span>-[laughs wickedly]</span></p><p><span>-[grunts]</span></p><p><span>[yells]</span></p><p><span>[Mando] Come on.</span></p><p><span>-[guns cocking]</span></p><p><span>-[elevator dings]</span></p><p><span>-[swishing]</span></p><p><span>-[gunfire]</span></p><p><span>[R2-D2 beeping]</span></p><p><span>[Migs] The battle ended with the arrival</span></p><p><span>of the most famous Jedi of them all.</span></p><p><span>It looks like you were expecting us</span></p><p><span>to know who you are.</span></p><p><span>I'm Luke Skywalker.</span></p><p><span>My father was Darth Vader?</span></p><p><span>Oh, come on! I'm kind of a big deal!</span></p><p><span>[Mando] Mm. If you say so.</span></p><p><span>[sighs] I was beckoned by the call</span></p><p><span>of a young one named Grogu.</span></p><p><span>-Where is he?</span></p><p><span>-At your feet.</span></p><p><span>[speaking indistinctly]</span></p><p><span>You're not very big.</span></p><p><span>-[groans]</span></p><p><span>-Ugh!</span></p><p><span>Right, right. Size matters not.</span></p><p><span>He needs to be trained. By a Jedi.</span></p><p><span>I know.</span></p><p><span>Can I have a moment with him?</span></p><p><span>Kid.</span></p><p><span>I guess this is goodbye.</span></p><p><span>I have to let you see</span></p><p><span>my face this one time.</span></p><p><span>Goodbye, Grogu.</span></p><p><span>I hope I see you again,</span></p><p><span>maybe in a whole other series of events.</span></p><p><span>[Migs] And so the kid left with that</span></p><p><span>Luke guy</span></p><p><span>and his little beepee-boopy friend.</span></p><p><span>Grogu had finally found his family,</span></p><p><span>but Mando had lost his.</span></p><p><span>[all sobbing]</span></p><p><span>Don't worry, it all worked out.</span></p><p><span>He's here, isn't he?</span></p><p><span>[all cheering]</span></p><p><span>We tracked that thieving Migs</span></p><p><span>and the ship he stole from us</span></p><p><span>to the Mos Eisley Cantina</span></p><p><span>on Tatooine.</span></p><p><span>But get this, he's at a party</span></p><p><span>with The Mandalorian</span></p><p><span>and that little green kid!</span></p><p><span>Our archenemies!</span></p><p><span>Well, The Mandalorian</span></p><p><span>may have wiped us out of Nevarro,</span></p><p><span>but today, we pirates will triumph!</span></p><p><span>[all cheering]</span></p><p><span>You go out and collect</span></p><p><span>every pirate in the sector,</span></p><p><span>and when you have them all together,</span></p><p><span>launch an attack on that cantina!</span></p><p><span>[laughs wickedly]</span></p><p><span>We shall leave our enemies reeling!</span></p><p><span>-[upbeat music playing]</span></p><p><span>-[indistinct chatter]</span></p><p><span>[squealing]</span></p><p><span>[whimpering]</span></p><p><span>Hey, take it easy</span></p><p><span>with the little guy.</span></p><p><span>Okay, that's it.</span></p><p><span>This party is a bit too off the hook.</span></p><p><span>-Ah, yeah!</span></p><p><span>-The kid and I should be heading home.</span></p><p><span>-[all groaning]</span></p><p><span>-You can't leave now.</span></p><p><span>All the guests haven't arrived.</span></p><p><span>You have so many friends who want</span></p><p><span>to see you.</span></p><p><span>That sounds exhausting.</span></p><p><span>You're gonna make me cry</span></p><p><span>and you know I don't cry.</span></p><p><span>-[Grogu whines]</span></p><p><span>-[groans]</span></p><p><span>You see this sad face? It can get sadder.</span></p><p><span>We really have to go.</span></p><p><span>[somber instrumental music playing]</span></p><p><span>Okay, fine! We'll stay.</span></p><p><span>[all cheering]</span></p><p><span>The story continues.</span></p><p><span>Oh! Oh! Mando, tell us what happened</span></p><p><span>after Grogu left with Luke Skywalker.</span></p><p><span>And what did Boba Fett do</span></p><p><span>after he fought the Imperials with you?</span></p><p><span>That's his story,</span></p><p><span>and he's not here to tell it.</span></p><p><span>Even if he was, Boba Fett is not one</span></p><p><span>to trumpet his own accomplishments.</span></p><p><span>[trumpets playing]</span></p><p><span>Felicitations upon this festive gathering!</span></p><p><span>Presenting the most excellent</span></p><p><span>Daimyo of Tatooine,</span></p><p><span>the sort of son of Jango Fett.</span></p><p><span>Boba Fett!</span></p><p><span>And his guests Fennec Shand</span></p><p><span>and Krrsantan!</span></p><p><span>[trumpets]</span></p><p><span>Just ignore me. I'm not here.</span></p><p><span>A little over the top, don't you think?</span></p><p><span>When you spend months</span></p><p><span>eating dirt in the desert</span></p><p><span>you can tell me how to live</span></p><p><span>when things start to go good.</span></p><p><span>[gasps] You're Boba Fett,</span></p><p><span>the greatest bounty hunter of them all.</span></p><p><span>He's okay.</span></p><p><span>[stutters] Tell us how you got to be</span></p><p><span>Daimyo on Tatooine.</span></p><p><span>No, no. I want to know how Mando</span></p><p><span>got Grogu back.</span></p><p><span>Well, I want to hear about Boba Fett.</span></p><p><span>Good sirs!</span></p><p><span>The two stories you wish to hear</span></p><p><span>are serendipitously intertwined,</span></p><p><span>and both end with the victory</span></p><p><span>of the heroic Boba Fett.</span></p><p><span>Gather round and I shall delight you</span></p><p><span>with this glorious tale.</span></p><p><span>It's a whole actual book?</span></p><p><span>Not a big reader, huh?</span></p><p><span>I have to get up early in the morning,</span></p><p><span>skip a few chapters.</span></p><p><span>-I live to serve.</span></p><p><span>-[Grogu coos]</span></p><p><span>Boba Fett and Fennec Shand</span></p><p><span>returned to Tatooine,</span></p><p><span>where Boba Fett took care</span></p><p><span>of some unfinished business</span></p><p><span>at the domicile of his former employer.</span></p><p><span>[speaking Huttese] Die wonna wonga.</span></p><p><span>[guns cocking]</span></p><p><span>No wanna wonga!</span></p><p><span>[majordomo in English] While Boba Fett</span></p><p><span>settled into his new Daimyo-citude,</span></p><p><span>The Mandalorian</span></p><p><span>was on a quest of his own.</span></p><p><span>Sadly, the razor crest was no more.</span></p><p><span>So he visited Peli Motto</span></p><p><span>to acquire a new vehicle.</span></p><p><span>I want to go see the kid,</span></p><p><span>just to make sure he's safe.</span></p><p><span>Oh, you're so cute.</span></p><p><span>Admit it. You love the little guy</span></p><p><span>and you miss him. We won't tease you.</span></p><p><span>Fine! Yes, I... I miss him.</span></p><p><span>[all giggling]</span></p><p><span>When I see Grogu,</span></p><p><span>I'm going to give him this.</span></p><p><span>Very, very funny. That's funny.</span></p><p><span>What's the real gift?</span></p><p><span>That's it. It's a suit of chain mail</span></p><p><span>made from Beskar steel.</span></p><p><span>Right. Right, right.</span></p><p><span>You know, kids hate clothes.</span></p><p><span>They want a nice speeder bike or something</span></p><p><span>with tassels on the handlebars.</span></p><p><span>Something like that.</span></p><p><span>You know, something that moves.</span></p><p><span>Beskar is sacred to all Mandalorians!</span></p><p><span>Ugh, fine! You do you.</span></p><p><span>I'll help you go see the kid.</span></p><p><span>I got a new ship for you.</span></p><p><span>I hope you're wearing socks</span></p><p><span>because they're about to get knocked off!</span></p><p><span>Ta-da! Isn't it great?</span></p><p><span>Uh...</span></p><p><span>Only used once</span></p><p><span>by a 10-year-old on Boonta Eve.</span></p><p><span>Nice kid. Really hated sand.</span></p><p><span>No.</span></p><p><span>Right, right, right, right, right.</span></p><p><span>Not for you, not for you.</span></p><p><span>I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.</span></p><p><span>How about this?</span></p><p><span>Hard pass.</span></p><p><span>Picky, picky, picky.</span></p><p><span>There's plenty more to choose from.</span></p><p><span>Nope. Uh-huh.</span></p><p><span>Wow. No!</span></p><p><span>-[beeping]</span></p><p><span>-[Mando] No way! Never.</span></p><p><span>You are a tough customer.</span></p><p><span>All right. I was saving this</span></p><p><span>last one for you. Russell!</span></p><p><span>Hit it.</span></p><p><span>It's a Naboo N-1 Starfighter.</span></p><p><span>This beauty was used</span></p><p><span>by the Royal Security Force</span></p><p><span>during the Clone Wars,</span></p><p><span>and it's got the battle scars to prove it.</span></p><p><span>And because you hate droids</span></p><p><span>and I like you,</span></p><p><span>I've replaced the Astromech slot</span></p><p><span>with a seat for that</span></p><p><span>special little green-eared</span></p><p><span>someone in your life.</span></p><p><span>Total retail price?</span></p><p><span>You couldn't afford it.</span></p><p><span>My asking price?</span></p><p><span>Give that kid a big hug for me.</span></p><p><span>Sold.</span></p><p><span>-[keys jingling]</span></p><p><span>-[whistles]</span></p><p><span>So The Mandalorian flew off to pay</span></p><p><span>a visit to his diminutive green ward.</span></p><p><span>This proved to be a case</span></p><p><span>of easier said than done.</span></p><p><span>Grogu, it's me!</span></p><p><span>-Daddy!</span></p><p><span>-No!</span></p><p><span>You cannot see him.</span></p><p><span>He is my responsibility.</span></p><p><span>-[grunts]</span></p><p><span>-[electricity crackling]</span></p><p><span>[beeping]</span></p><p><span>Okay! Take it easy, big guy.</span></p><p><span>[beeping]</span></p><p><span>I know you miss Grogu, and I sympathize,</span></p><p><span>but he is with Master Luke.</span></p><p><span>We can't let Grogu's attachment</span></p><p><span>to you disrupt his training.</span></p><p><span>Use the Force, Grogu.</span></p><p><span>Pick up a rock.</span></p><p><span>-Good.</span></p><p><span>-Ah! [chuckles]</span></p><p><span>Very good!</span></p><p><span>Stupid good.</span></p><p><span>Wow. You're force building</span></p><p><span>at a high school level.</span></p><p><span>[laughs] Ooh!</span></p><p><span>-[coos]</span></p><p><span>-[grunts]</span></p><p><span>We'll try again after lunch. [grunts]</span></p><p><span>I don't want the kid to flunk.</span></p><p><span>Eventually, Grogu</span></p><p><span>will have to choose his own path.</span></p><p><span>-But for now...</span></p><p><span>-I'll go.</span></p><p><span>But can you give him this?</span></p><p><span>-[beeping]</span></p><p><span>-Yes, that's it.</span></p><p><span>-That's the gift.</span></p><p><span>-[beeping]</span></p><p><span>No, it's not a speeder bike.</span></p><p><span>-It's precious Beskar steel!</span></p><p><span>-[grunts]</span></p><p><span>No, he can't sell the steel</span></p><p><span>to buy a speeder bike.</span></p><p><span>So The Mandalorian returned</span></p><p><span>to Tatooine to assist Boba Fett,</span></p><p><span>who is encountering fierce resistance</span></p><p><span>to his rule</span></p><p><span>from the dreaded Pyke crime syndicate.</span></p><p><span>The Mandalorian was a warrior,</span></p><p><span>and now he was back in his element.</span></p><p><span>I, regrettably, was not in my element.</span></p><p><span>While Mando, Fennec and their allies</span></p><p><span>waged a valiant fight, Boba Fett...</span></p><p><span>ran away.</span></p><p><span>I went to get help! Tell it right!</span></p><p><span>Yes, great and merciful one.</span></p><p><span>Boba Fett heroically ran away to get help.</span></p><p><span>Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker presented Grogu</span></p><p><span>with the gift</span></p><p><span>The Mandalorian left behind.</span></p><p><span>[speaking indistinctly]</span></p><p><span>The Force is strong with Grogu</span></p><p><span>but he cannot be distracted like this.</span></p><p><span>He has to choose between his training</span></p><p><span>with me</span></p><p><span>and reuniting with The Mandalorian.</span></p><p><span>I think he's already made his choice.</span></p><p><span>[laughing]</span></p><p><span>Yes. Yes, it's very you.</span></p><p><span>Oh! [giggles]</span></p><p><span>[sighs] I sure hope my next student</span></p><p><span>won't be this difficult.</span></p><p><span>[dramatic music playing]</span></p><p><span>[grunts]</span></p><p><span>Things were looking bad</span></p><p><span>for The Mandalorian</span></p><p><span>but then Boba Fett made</span></p><p><span>his triumphant, heroic return,</span></p><p><span>because he didn't really run away.</span></p><p><span>He was always there.</span></p><p><span>Now you're overdoing it.</span></p><p><span>[dramatic music playing]</span></p><p><span>Finally! A monster I can like!</span></p><p><span>[yelps] I take that back!</span></p><p><span>[grunting]</span></p><p><span>Mando, stop playing with that rancor!</span></p><p><span>[straining] It's playing with me!</span></p><p><span>Good thing I brought somebody with me.</span></p><p><span>[giggles]</span></p><p><span>Kid! [grunting]</span></p><p><span>-Am I happy... to see... you.</span></p><p><span>-[thudding]</span></p><p><span>Use the Force!</span></p><p><span>Knock this monster into the next galaxy.</span></p><p><span>[growling]</span></p><p><span>-[Grogu grunts]</span></p><p><span>-[Mando sighs]</span></p><p><span>Putting it to sleep works, too.</span></p><p><span>And so, with the help of the returning</span></p><p><span>Din Djarin,</span></p><p><span>the great Daimyo Boba Fett</span></p><p><span>defeated the Pykes</span></p><p><span>and brought peace to Mos Espa.</span></p><p><span>For all of our firepower, in the end,</span></p><p><span>it was the little one who saved us.</span></p><p><span>What? What about me?</span></p><p><span>I brought him there from the spaceport.</span></p><p><span>I was his ride!</span></p><p><span>Yes, congratulations.</span></p><p><span>Things looked good for Mando and Grogu</span></p><p><span>but there was danger ahead.</span></p><p><span>For unbeknownst to them,</span></p><p><span>Moff Gideon had escaped</span></p><p><span>New Republic custody</span></p><p><span>-and was closing...</span></p><p><span>-[all exclaiming]</span></p><p><span>-[thudding]</span></p><p><span>-[all screaming]</span></p><p><span>[yelling]</span></p><p><span>-Hello, Mando.</span></p><p><span>-[guns cocking]</span></p><p><span>Happy birthday to us.</span></p><p><span>It's not my birthday,</span></p><p><span>it's just a party!</span></p><p><span>[Mando] Pirates.</span></p><p><span>We won't be able</span></p><p><span>to hold them off on our own.</span></p><p><span>I shall engage them diplomatically</span></p><p><span>and negotiate an amicable settlement.</span></p><p><span>[lasers firing]</span></p><p><span>Not so amicable. [whimpers]</span></p><p><span>Nobody panic.</span></p><p><span>Bo-Katan and her fellow Mandalorians</span></p><p><span>will be here soon,</span></p><p><span>and they will help us. I know it.</span></p><p><span>How can you be so sure?</span></p><p><span>Because we defeated Moff Gideon together.</span></p><p><span>Because we are heirs to a legacy</span></p><p><span>of commitment and devotion</span></p><p><span>going back to the ancient</span></p><p><span>ancestors of Mandalore.</span></p><p><span>And also because she's</span></p><p><span>sitting right over there.</span></p><p><span>[grunts]</span></p><p><span>No way I'd ever miss your party.</span></p><p><span>Thanks for the invite, Peli.</span></p><p><span>-[thudding]</span></p><p><span>-[all exclaiming]</span></p><p><span>No more inspirational speeches, Mando.</span></p><p><span>Give up.</span></p><p><span>You'll have to come through all of us.</span></p><p><span>But these guys first.</span></p><p><span>Got to adjust the hair for the helmet.</span></p><p><span>-[all grunting]</span></p><p><span>-[guns firing]</span></p><p><span>No! No, no, no.</span></p><p><span>[exclaiming]</span></p><p><span>[all exclaiming]</span></p><p><span>[screaming]</span></p><p><span>Gonna need some help here.</span></p><p><span>[all cheering]</span></p><p><span>Wow! Boba Fett, you're the best.</span></p><p><span>Hey, what are we? Bantha Poodoo?</span></p><p><span>Welcome to my world.</span></p><p><span>We're not safe yet.</span></p><p><span>Those pirates will be back</span></p><p><span>with plenty of reinforcements.</span></p><p><span>We're going to be all right.</span></p><p><span>Just like in our final victory</span></p><p><span>over Moff Gideon on Mandalore.</span></p><p><span>What did you do there?</span></p><p><span>It's a good story. I will tell you.</span></p><p><span>Does everybody have to tell a story?</span></p><p><span>Yes! It's very inspiring.</span></p><p><span>[sighs wearily] I'm sure it is.</span></p><p><span>Go right ahead.</span></p><p><span>Din Djarin had finally</span></p><p><span>reunited with Grogu.</span></p><p><span>Now he needed to redeem himself</span></p><p><span>and reclaim his status as a Mandalorian.</span></p><p><span>So he and Grogu journeyed to be</span></p><p><span>with the armorer and her covert.</span></p><p><span>Din Djarin, you have proven</span></p><p><span>your valor in many battles,</span></p><p><span>saved the Mandalorians from great harm,</span></p><p><span>-and defeated five separate monsters.</span></p><p><span>-[beeps]</span></p><p><span>Here is your free sandwich.</span></p><p><span>So does this mean you won't punish me</span></p><p><span>for taking off my helmet</span></p><p><span>when I said goodbye to Grogu?</span></p><p><span>You still must be cast out as an apostate!</span></p><p><span>I knew you'd understand.</span></p><p><span>But the lore says I can be redeemed</span></p><p><span>if I bathe in the living waters</span></p><p><span>of Mandalore.</span></p><p><span>That will never happen.</span></p><p><span>-And?</span></p><p><span>-It did happen!</span></p><p><span>Oh, I'm glad I'm wearing a helmet,</span></p><p><span>because my face is bright red under here.</span></p><p><span>It's all right.</span></p><p><span>We're in this together now.</span></p><p><span>Yes, all the Mandalorians</span></p><p><span>were now joined in a common cause.</span></p><p><span>And just in time.</span></p><p><span>Now that I have escaped</span></p><p><span>from my New Republic captors,</span></p><p><span>I will destroy the Mandalorians</span></p><p><span>once and for all.</span></p><p><span>In a battle suit</span></p><p><span>made of pure Beskar steel.</span></p><p><span>Yes.</span></p><p><span>All of the galaxy will fear me!</span></p><p><span>Wrong color!</span></p><p><span>This is for my beach party armor!</span></p><p><span>[Bo-Katan] Aware of Moff Gideon's threat,</span></p><p><span>Mando and Grogu returned to Nevarro,</span></p><p><span>where Greef Karga had a surprise in store!</span></p><p><span>With Moff Gideon on the loose,</span></p><p><span>I worry about you and the kid,</span></p><p><span>so I have a gift for Grogu.</span></p><p><span>[all cheering]</span></p><p><span>The Anzellans</span></p><p><span>made you a new protector</span></p><p><span>who's actually your old protector.</span></p><p><span>Behold!</span></p><p><span>This is IG-12.</span></p><p><span>How are you?</span></p><p><span>He cannot speak</span></p><p><span>unless Grogu is at the controls.</span></p><p><span>Wait! Grogu can operate him</span></p><p><span>from his chest?</span></p><p><span>Yes, yes.</span></p><p><span>Grogu, are you speaking through IG-12 now?</span></p><p><span>Yes yes.</span></p><p><span>Are you kidding me?</span></p><p><span>No, no.</span></p><p><span>This is gonna annoy me, right?</span></p><p><span>Probably, probably</span></p><p><span>With Grogu even more powerful now,</span></p><p><span>and the tribes of Mandalore</span></p><p><span>forged into one united clan,</span></p><p><span>our combined forces launched an attack</span></p><p><span>on Moff Gideon's base.</span></p><p><span>The Imperials will feel my tongs!</span></p><p><span>I'm going to give them</span></p><p><span>such a pinch! For Mandalore!</span></p><p><span>Oh! The dark saber is pretty good, too.</span></p><p><span>[all screaming]</span></p><p><span>-[dramatic music playing]</span></p><p><span>-[both grunting]</span></p><p><span>[all yelling]</span></p><p><span>[Bo-Katan] Just when it looked like</span></p><p><span>it was lights out for Mando,</span></p><p><span>he was rescued</span></p><p><span>[squealing] by Grogu!</span></p><p><span>No, no, no.</span></p><p><span>[IG-12] Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh...</span></p><p><span>[grunts]</span></p><p><span>[yells]</span></p><p><span>[grunts]</span></p><p><span>[Moff] Bo-Katan and Din Djarin!</span></p><p><span>Your story ends now.</span></p><p><span>Does it smell like yellow paint in here?</span></p><p><span>No, it does not!</span></p><p><span>[all grunting]</span></p><p><span>[grunting continues]</span></p><p><span>[Moff cackles]</span></p><p><span>[grunting]</span></p><p><span>[grunts]</span></p><p><span>Nothing can stop me now!</span></p><p><span>Except a giant flaming ship</span></p><p><span>crashing into the planet.</span></p><p><span>Very well. I'll be destroyed,</span></p><p><span>but I'll take you with me.</span></p><p><span>Nothing can save you from...</span></p><p><span>Oh, right, the Force.</span></p><p><span>[Bo-Katan] At last, Mandalore was returned</span></p><p><span>to the Mandalorians.</span></p><p><span>Din Djarin adopted Grogu and vowed</span></p><p><span>to train him.</span></p><p><span>You are now Din Grogu!</span></p><p><span>[roars]</span></p><p><span>And peace was restored</span></p><p><span>for a tiny bit.</span></p><p><span>Whoa, whoa. What does that mean?</span></p><p><span>What happened next?</span></p><p><span>I can tell that one,</span></p><p><span>and it is quite a story.</span></p><p><span>Drop your popcorn. The pirates are back!</span></p><p><span>[wicked laughter]</span></p><p><span>Avast, Mandalorian!</span></p><p><span>Today you will see your end.</span></p><p><span>Gorian Shard?</span></p><p><span>I thought you were destroyed.</span></p><p><span>I am his nephew, Dorian Shard!</span></p><p><span>Totally different guy.</span></p><p><span>So what, are you, like,</span></p><p><span>a big plant or something?</span></p><p><span>[groans] I am not a plant!</span></p><p><span>I am plant-like, and you will pay</span></p><p><span>for what you did to my uncle.</span></p><p><span>Fire!</span></p><p><span>[Peli] Aah!</span></p><p><span>[laughing maniacally]</span></p><p><span>-[both grunting]</span></p><p><span>-Fall back!</span></p><p><span>Get back inside!</span></p><p><span>-[panting]</span></p><p><span>-Aah! Poodoo!</span></p><p><span>Okay, that's it.</span></p><p><span>We're done.</span></p><p><span>We can't beat Fern Boy out there.</span></p><p><span>Got any more of those</span></p><p><span>self-destruct thingies?</span></p><p><span>No self-destructing.</span></p><p><span>Well, what else are we gonna do?</span></p><p><span>We're all alone here!</span></p><p><span>No, I was alone.</span></p><p><span>But not anymore.</span></p><p><span>Now I have Grogu, and I have all of you.</span></p><p><span>We are strong because we are a family,</span></p><p><span>and because Grogu can move stuff</span></p><p><span>by just waving at it.</span></p><p><span>Peli, you still have</span></p><p><span>those junkers in your yard?</span></p><p><span>Do tauntaun smell bad on the outside?</span></p><p><span>I have no idea.</span></p><p><span>Trust me, they do. Whoo-hoo! P-ew!</span></p><p><span>IG-11, cover us.</span></p><p><span>I will comply.</span></p><p><span>Pirates, you will fail,</span></p><p><span>because I am an assassin droid,</span></p><p><span>like the three or four other</span></p><p><span>versions of myself before me.</span></p><p><span>[all yelling]</span></p><p><span>He's a dancing machine.</span></p><p><span>Here you go.</span></p><p><span>My empire of junk.</span></p><p><span>It's beautiful.</span></p><p><span>Kid, do your thing.</span></p><p><span>I am out of ammunition.</span></p><p><span>Friends, you may come out</span></p><p><span>and support me now.</span></p><p><span>I believe I have been pranked.</span></p><p><span>[Mando] No, you haven't.</span></p><p><span>Dorian Shard, go now before we uproot you!</span></p><p><span>[laughs] Yeah!</span></p><p><span>-You better leave!</span></p><p><span>-Put the petal to the metal! [laughs]</span></p><p><span>Oh, for the last time, I am not a plant!</span></p><p><span>I have feet!</span></p><p><span>Attack!</span></p><p><span>[screeches]</span></p><p><span>[exclaiming]</span></p><p><span>[grunts]</span></p><p><span>[shudders]</span></p><p><span>First mate,</span></p><p><span>we are outnumbered on the ground.</span></p><p><span>Prepare the heavy cannon</span></p><p><span>for orbital bombardment.</span></p><p><span>[roars]</span></p><p><span>[creaking]</span></p><p><span>Oh, whoa!</span></p><p><span>[grunts]</span></p><p><span>[yelps, grunts]</span></p><p><span>[yells]</span></p><p><span>Hey pal, have a mynock on me!</span></p><p><span>-Whoo!</span></p><p><span>-[screaming]</span></p><p><span>Why didn't I get those hatches greased</span></p><p><span>when I had the chance?</span></p><p><span>I need firepower!</span></p><p><span>[exclaims] A 50-year-old baby!</span></p><p><span>[laughs wickedly]</span></p><p><span>Hey, you got your speeder bike!</span></p><p><span>[coos]</span></p><p><span>Pirate flagship, open fire!</span></p><p><span>-[squeals]</span></p><p><span>-Huh?</span></p><p><span>My ship!</span></p><p><span>All my stuff was on there.</span></p><p><span>[groans]</span></p><p><span>Got anything to say now, Dorian?</span></p><p><span>Eh! You wouldn't hurt</span></p><p><span>an innocent houseplant, would you?</span></p><p><span>See? [grunts]</span></p><p><span>Hey, look, he's soiling himself!</span></p><p><span>[exclaiming]</span></p><p><span>Mando, you did it!</span></p><p><span>No, we did it because I was able</span></p><p><span>to put down my armor, figuratively,</span></p><p><span>and let all of you into my life.</span></p><p><span>So... I guess I did do it.</span></p><p><span>That's what I meant, you dum-dum.</span></p><p><span>And though this wasn't</span></p><p><span>the assignment I was expecting,</span></p><p><span>I'm glad you put on a fake mustache</span></p><p><span>and tricked us into coming here.</span></p><p><span>Does that mean...</span></p><p><span>Yes, I am ready to enjoy</span></p><p><span>the party with my friends.</span></p><p><span>Hit it!</span></p><p><span>[upbeat music playing]</span></p><p><span>[camera shutter clicking]</span></p>
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