<P>Reader's Digest June</P>
<P>Arerica's funniest jokes #3</P>
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<P> In surgery for a heart attack, </P>
<P> a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside.</P>
<P> "Will I die?" she asks.</P>
<P> God says, "No, You have 30 more years to live."</P>
<P> With 30 years to look forward to, </P>
<P> she decides to make the best of it.</P>
<P> So since she's in the hospital,</P>
<P> she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and</P>
<P> collagen injecions in her lips.</P>
<P> She looks great!</P>
<P> The day she's discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, </P>
<P> crosses the street, </P>
<P> and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.</P>
<P> Up in heaven, she sees God.</P>
<P> "You said I had 30 moer years to live.", she complains.</P>
<P> "That's true." says God.</P>
<P> "So what happened?"</P>
<P>God shrugs, " I didn't recognize you."</P>
<P> </P>
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