wine taste?

[cafemia]

It's time to take a small break. Get off the seriousness wagon for now. Ready for a joke?

I ran across this joke a while ago and yet I was hesitant in letting you in on it. You see it's a bit crass. I do think it's funny though. So, here it goes. Hope it'll give you a chuckle.

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A guy tries to impress his date with his knowledge of wine. He tells
the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Cabernet
Sauvignon from the Carneros district. After tasting it, the young man berates the steward.

"This is a 1992 vintage from the Diamond Creek vineyard in the
Mayacamas range. Please bring me what I ordered."

Watching from the bar, an old drunk comes up to the table with a
glass in his hand and says, "Can you tell me what this is?"

Winking at his date, the young man sips from the drunk's
glass. "Christ, this tastes like piss!" he exclaims, spitting it out.

"Yeah," says the drunk, "but what year?"

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Now, what do you think is in this glass?

Don't worry. It's only apple juice. Have a great day!

yours,

cafemia