지금까지 읽은 오쇼의 유머 중 가장 재미있었어요...(해석하지 못해서 죄송해요...)

[Lotus]

Little Ernie and Little Sally are discussing what big boys and girls do together when they are alone at night.
"What do you think they do?" asks Sally.
"I'm not sure," replies Ernie. "But I know a way of finding out. Tonight, when my sister Suzy takes her boyfriend Herbert into the sitting room, I will hide behind the curtains and watch them."
"Great idea!" says Little Sally. "Then you can tell me all about it tomorrow."
The next morning, the two little kids meet.
"Sally!" cries Little Ernie, excitedly. "You won't believe what happened last night. I was playing behind the sofa, when my sister, Suzy, and her boyfriend, Herbert, came home. They sat on the sofa and did not know I was there.
"They talked for a while, then Herbert turned off most of the lights. Suzy must have been cold, because he put his arms around her back and blew hot breath on her neck.
"I guessed she must have been feeling sick, because her face looked funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart - just like the doctor. Except he is not as smart as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding it!
"I guess he was feeling sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been pretty cold because he put it under her skirt.
"About this time, Suzy got worse and began to moan and groan and started squirming around and slid down to the end of the sofa.
"This is when the fever started! I know it was a fever because Suzy told Herbert she was getting really hot.
"Finally, I found out what was making them sick. A big snake jumped out of Herbert's pants, and stood there - it was about ten inches long! It was incredible! Suzy got really scared. Her eyes got big and her mouth fell open and she started saying, 'My God!' and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she had ever seen!
"Anyway, Suzy got braver and tried to kill it by biting its head off! I guess it bit her back, because suddenly she made a noise and let go. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while Herbert took a plastic muzzle from his pocked and put it over the snake's head to keep it from biting again.
"Then Suzy and Herbert lay back on the sofa and tried to squash the snake between them. But the snake put up a hell of a fight. They both started groaning and squealing and almost turned over the sofa! And after a long struggle they finally stopped and gave a big sigh.
"When Herbert got up, I could tell that the snake was dead. It was all limp and just hanging there.
"You know, Sally, I think they are the bravest people I know."
"Why is that?" asks Sally.
"Because," replies Ernie, "as Herbert was leaving, he and Sally decided to do the same thing again next week!"

Excerpted from "Kyozan: A True Man of Zen"

[필라소피]

ㅋㅋ 영어해석도 잘 못하면서 끝까지~재밌게~ 읽었습니다. 용감한사람들의 이야기 맞져? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[해뜨다]

선에 관한 강의가 아닐가요? zen을 보니...

[수나]

먼소리염 -_-;; 암것두 몰것따 ㅠ.ㅠ

[우종한]

ㅋㅋㅋ 재미있네요. 길이가 10인치(대략 25cm)나 되는 뱀 ㅡ.ㅡ^... 그러구도 다음주에 또 뱀잡고 놀자더라 ㅋㅋㅋ 압권 ^^

[아갇]

오쇼님이 이런 재미난 유머를 했다니...ㅉㅉㅉ