Top 10 Signs You're Obsessed With Wrestling

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Top 10 Signs You're Obsessed With Wrestling


10) You turn off all the lights and set off fireworks before entering a room.

9) You play an "entrance theme" before walking into your office to go to work.

8) You finish every business presentation with, "And that's all I got ta say about that!", a la Stone Cold.

7) If your professor gives you a low grade on a report, you give him the Stone Cold Salute(double middle fingers), kick him in the gut, and give him a Stunner.

6) When someone you don't like is talking, you walk up to them and offer a glass of Shut Up juice.

5) When you give your kids chores to do, you end with, "And that's
the bottom line, 'cause (say your name) said so!"

4) When a scantily-dressed female walks into the room, you ask her to be part of your entourage.

3) You greet people with the D-X salute.

2) You wipe your feet on imaginary floor mats (a la Tazz) before entering a room.

And the #1 sign you're obsessed with wrestling:

1) When you ask somebody their name, and they start to answer, you interrupt by shouting "It doesn't matter what your name is!"