Now class, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit to the Springfield State Prison.
So, I want you all to be on your best behavior, especially you, Bart Simpson.
Mrs.
Krabappel, I didn't unlock that door.
Uh, sorry, little dudes.
Party hardy was tardy.
- All right, children.
Count off.
- One, two, three.
- Hey, Otto.
Hey, Ottoman.
- Hey, Bart dude.
Any new tattoos, Otto? Oh, funny you should ask, man.
This morning I woke up with this one.
Cool.
I want one.
Huh.
Not till you're 14, my little friend.
Bart! Bart Simpson! Take your seat, Bart.
Oh, please, Mrs.
Krabappel, not next to Wendell.
He pukes on every bus ride.
No offense, Wendell.
- Oh.
- Be that as it may, it's the only seat left, so get in there! Please try not to shake the seat like that.
Now, class, remember.
Do not stick any part of your body out the window.
We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck his arm out the window and had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction.
And I was that boy.
Uh, Bart Simpson, sit down! I've had just about enough of your tomfoolery.
Oh, I don't feel so hot.
Look, there's our school again.
- Otto, are you sure you-- - It's a shortcut, Mrs.
K.
Trust me.
Mrs.
Krabappel! Mrs.
Krabappel! Bart, not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation of making you sing in front of the class.
- Can I pick the song? - No.
The song will be "john Henry Was a Steel Drivin' Man.
" Oh, no.
We're gonna make you sing, Bart Simpson.
Yeah, Bart Simpson, we're gonna make you sing.
That's it, Bart.
Oh, why can't you be more like, uh, uh-- - Us, Mrs.
Krabappel? - Yes, Sherri and Terri.
They know how to behave.
Da, da, da, da, da, da.
Whoa! - It's a lead-pipe cinch.
- Here's the kick off.
Wolodarsky takes it at the five.
And oh, my.
He fumbles! Oh, yeah, and every locomotive that comes rollin' by - Bart.
Bart! - Says there lies a steel-drivin' man - Lord, Lord, oh, there lies a-- - Okay, Bart.
Enough! Hey, Wendell, you made it, buddy.
And so, this plant harnesses the power of the atom so that we have the energy to run everything from your favorite video game to yummy cotton candy machines.
Let's learn more about nuclear energy, shall we? Lights.
When most people think of nuclear energy, they think of this.
But when we talk about nuclear energy, we really mean this.
But what exactly is nuclear energy? I don't know, but I know someone who does.
-Smilin' Joe Fission.
- Hi, there, energy eaters.
I'm Smilin'joe Fission, your atomic tour guide to the strange and exciting world of nuclear power.
And these are rods of uranium 235.
Hi, Rod.
Hi.
Hey.
Good to see ya.
-Hey, you guys look hot.
-Of course we're hot.
We're radioactive.
Uh-oh.
Well, how 'bout a dip in the pool? Yeah! Last one in's the rotten rod! The rods make the water so hot it boils.
Ow! Ouch! Ow! And the steams pins turbines that generate energy.
Bart, sit down.
Uh-oh.
Whoops.
Looks like there's a little leftover nuclear waste.
No problem.
I'll just put it where nobody'll find it for a million years.
So, now you know the whole true story of nuclear energy, our no longer misunderstood friend.