앤소니와 함께하는 부동산경매 (수원마스터경매학원)

<p><span style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"></span></p><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">1. 밤늦게 집에 들어와 이불속으로 들어가는데</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">"당신이에요?"라고 묻는다.<u></u></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><font color="#ff0000">몰라서 묻는 걸까? 딴 놈이 있는걸까?</font></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><font color="#ff0000"><br></font></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">2. 마누라는 온갖 정성으로 눈화장을 하더니</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><font color="#ff0000">선글라스는 왜 끼는걸까?</font></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">3. "소변금지"라 써놓고 옆에 가위가 그려져 있다.</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><font color="#ff0000">그럼 여자는 볼 일을 봐도 된다는걸까?</font></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">4. 남자가 여자보다 번개에 맞기 쉬운 이유?</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><font color="#ff0000">몸에 안테나가 있어서</font></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">5. 닭이 길가다 넘어진 것을 두 글자로 줄이면</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><font color="#ff0000">닭꽝</font></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">6. 형과 동생이 싸우는데 가족들은 모두</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">동생 편만 든다.</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">이것을 간단하게 말하면?</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><font color="#ff6c00">형편없는 세상~</font></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">7. "쥐가 네마리 모였다"를 두자로 압축하면?</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><font color="#ff0000">쥐포</font></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">8. 서울 시민 모두가 동시에 고함지르면 무슨 말이 될까?</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><font color="#ff0000">천만의 말씀</font></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">9. 아홉명의 자식을 세자로 줄이면?</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><font color="#ff0000">아이구</font></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">10. 한 남자가 25도짜리 소주 네병, 6도짜리 맥주 열병,</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">45도짜리 고량주 세병 모두 마셨다.</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;">이 남자가 마신 술은 모두 몇도일까?</div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><br></div><div style="line-height: 18px; font-family: dotum;"><font color="#ff0000">졸도... </font></div>