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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B><I><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: black">First Christmas Joke</SPAN></I></B></P><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><BR>Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR><B><BR></B></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR><B><BR></B></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR><B><BR></B></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">?</SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR><B><BR></B></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR><B><BR></B></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR><B><BR></B></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR><B><BR></B></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.'</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">?</SPAN><B><I><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">And So The Christmas Season<BR>Begins......</SPAN></I></B></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></P>
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첫댓글 여자의 팬티와 크리스마스와 의 관계는? 'These are Carols.'