★일본인 여비서의 실수담!!★

<U><FONT face=돋움><FONT size=5> </FONT><STRONG><FONT color=#ff3300><FONT size=3>웃는 사람에게는 </FONT><FONT color=#cc9900>많은 </FONT><FONT color=#ffed43>복</FONT></STRONG></FONT></U></FONT><FONT color=#307f00><U><FONT face=돋움 size=3><STRONG>이온다</STRONG></FONT><FONT face=돋움 size=5> <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fphoto.blueweb.co.kr%2Fphoto%2Fdata%2Fnohtb%2Fnohtb0%2Fphoto%2F050929162852928.gif" width=100><BR></FONT></U> <TABLE borderColor=#663333 height=580 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=580 bgColor=#ffffff border=1> <TBODY> <TR><U><FONT face=돋움 size=5></FONT></U> <TR> <TD style="BACKGROUND-POSITION: 100% 100%; BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(http://cfs9.planet.daum.net/upload_control/pcp_download.php?fhandle=NkRDZGdAZnM5LnBsYW5ldC5kYXVtLm5ldDovMTA4MTAzNjYvMC8wLmdpZi50aHVtYg==&filename=1.gif); BACKGROUND-REPEAT: no-repeat" vAlign=top><BR><BR><PRE> <PRE><PRE><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt" face=바탕 color=#000000><UL> <FONT face=바탕체 color=blue size=2 <BR><UL><UL><FONT size=2><PRE><FONT face=엽서체 color=black size=2 <CENTER> <FONT color=#6600cc size=4><FONT color=blue><FONT color=#400080><FONT color=deeppink><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; LETTER-SPACING: -1px"><FONT face=Verdana color=white><P> <FONT size=4> <IMG src="http://files.hanmail.net/hanmail/s_img/character-mail/char/1_1939_/1_1939_5.gif" border=0>       </FONT></P><P align=left> <FONT color=#000000 size=4>★일본인 여비서의 실수담!!★ 한국에 온지 얼마 되지 않아 한국말을 잘 못하는 여비서가 있었다. 어느날 전화가 왔다. "따르르르릉..." "여보ㅈI요?(여보세요?)" 드디어 이 비서가 사고를 내고 만 것이다. 그러나 아랑곳하지않는 일본인 비서. "누구 자ㅈI세요?(누구 찾으세요?)" 상대방은 어이가 없었지만 용건을 얘기했다. "저 사장님 조카인데요 사장님 좀 바꿔주세요" 이말을 들은 비서는 사장님께 말을 전했다. "존나 왔습니다"(전화왔습니다) 황당했지만 일본인 비서가 원래 발음이 안 좋다는걸 생각한 사장이 다시 말했다. "누군데?" 그러자 일본인 여비서 왈, . . . . . 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