<Season 1,
Episode 4: The One with George Stephanopoulos>
Rachel:
So c’mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
Kiki:
Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar!
Joanne:
Alright. Let’s talk reality for a second.
Rachel:
Okay.
Joanne:
When are you coming home?
Rachel:
What? Guys, I’m not.
Joanne:
C’mon, this is us.
Rachel:
I’m not! This is what I’m doing now. I’ve got this job. You know, I even do
my own laundry. This is what I’m doing now.
Kiki:
Waitressing?
Rachel:
Okay, I’m not just waitressing. I mean, I’m.. I, um... I write the specials on
the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the, uh, dead flowers out of
the vase. Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate
blobbies on the cookies.
Leslie:
Well. Your mom didn’t tell us about the blobbies.
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<Season 1,
Episode 5: The One with the East German Laundry Detergent>
Ross:
Ok, let’s do laundry.
Rachel:
That was amazing. I can’t even send back soup.
Ross:
Well, that’s because you’re such a sweet, gentle, uh... Do you, uh, do you... Oh,
hey, uh you must need detergent.
Rachel:
What’s that?
Ross:
Uberweiss. It’s new, it’s German, it’s extra-tough. Rach, do you uh, are you
gonna separate those?
Rachel:
Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use
like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?
Ross:
Have you never done this before?
Rachel:
Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I’m
a laundry virgin.
Ross:
Uh, well, don’t worry, I’ll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna
use one machine for all your whites, Ok, a whole nother machine for colors, and
a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your
under-panty things.
Rachel:
Ok, Well, what about... these are white cotton panties. Would they go with
whites or delicates?
Ross:
Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.