


윤호:할머니 할머니!!!!저 야구좀 볼게요
문희:안돼~잠깐.

윤호:쫌 볼게요 중요한 순간인데!
문희:(무시)아니 저게 저 프로가 저게 주부가 뭐 발명하면 상금도 주고 그런건가봐.그치?

네?


윤호:네네 맞아요 발명프로!

저거 뭐 대단한거 발명한것도 아닌데 돈도주고 상금도 주고 그러네?

(안들림)
네? 네네 맞아여

저런건 나도 만들겠다~뭐 그렇게 대단한걸 했다구
테레비 나와서 자랑을 하구

그래!!그래!!그렇지!!!!!!

할머니가 진짜루 맘먹구 만들면 저것보다 몇배는 더 잘만들겠다~

그라췌!!홈으로 홈으로!!!!!!!!!

오바떨다가 자빠짐ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

지랄을 하구 자빠졌네 그냥


저 봉두 내가 세운거잖아 저걸 아무나 세우냐?
나문희가 맘만 먹으면 저따위 발명품 보다야 훨씬..

진짜 만들어봐..?

준아,할미가 상금을 한번 휩쓸어봐?!


뚝딱뚝딱 뭔가 열심히 만들고있음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

문희:자 이것좀 한번만 봐~
해미:이게 뭐예요 어머님?

응 내가 뭘 발명을 많이 했거든?
이게 어떤게 제일 좋은지 함봐 나 테레비 프로에도 출품 할라구

발명은 무슨
이제 할일없으니 별짓을 다

이거 특허내서 수십억씩 번 주부들도 있대!
당신 그때가서 나한테 돈달라구 구걸하지마!

뭔데 엄마?개봉이나 해봐요 궁금한데

짠짜라잔~!

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딱봐서 뭔지 모르겠지?내가 설명을 해줄게
먼저 준하가 들고있는 저거!뭘까?

뭔데?

그건 이름하야...혀골무!

순재:혀 뭐?

혀 골 무!

문희:이건 어따쓰냐하면..

라면 호로록짭짭

문희:급하게 뜨거운걸 먹을때 우리가 혓바닥 데이기 쉽상이잖아?

앗뜨거

아하..!

문희:그럴때 이 골무를 쓰면..

국물 촵촵

만족

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그건 3중고무로 만들었기 때문에 웬만큼 뜨거운건 감각도 없어!

어때 기발하지?특허내면 잘팔릴것 같지 여보?

준하:근데 엄마 혀에다 이렇게 두꺼운걸 씌우면 맛도 모를것 같은데..
해미:그러게? 미각은 혀로 느끼는건데

응..?

골무 쓰고 포도 한알 먹어봄

이거봐 아무맛이 안나

뜨거우면 식혀서 먹음 되지 그게 뭐힘든거라고 혓바닥에 골무까지 씌워서 먹어?
그런 할일없는 놈이 어딨어?이런 발명품이라고 원

맛이 안나나..?

문희도 골무 껴봄

커피 후루룩

진짜 안남

한심

두번째 발명품 대공개!

이건 내가 자부심을 갖고 만든거야!이름하야 안테나 젓가락!

안테나 젓가락..?

이걸 어떻게 쓰냐하면..

문희:식구가 많다보니까 반찬이 안닿을때가 많잖아?그럴때!

오호..!

스윽

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어때?편하고 좋겠지?특허내면 너무 잘팔릴것같지?!

어머님,집는거까진 좋은데 그다음은 어떻게해요?

응?

에헤이

준하:이게 먹기 더힘든데?
순재:그냥 접시달라그럼 되지 접시주는데 십분이 걸려 한시간이 걸려?

낑낑

한심

실망한 문희ㅜㅜ

마지막 야심작!!!!

설거지를 하다보면 얼마나 고무장갑게 구멍이 많이 나는지 몰라!
이 손가락 하나에 구멍만 나도 또 새로 사야되거든?그럼 얼마나 아까워?

그렇죠.

그래서 이걸 만든거야!육손이 고무장갑!

어머!구멍!

구멍난거 묶어버림ㅋㅋㅋㅋ


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어때?그럼 고무장갑 하나로도 오래 쓸수 있잖아!

근데,고무장갑 회사에서 그렇게 만들겠어요?

하나라도 더 팔아야지 남을텐데 육손이를 만들면 판매량이 확~줄어버릴텐데.

응???

준하:그래 그렇게 만들리가 없지

왜 육손이만 만들었어?칠손이 팔손이 고무장갑도 만들지?
아주 열손가락을 다 붙이지 그래?그럼 확실하게 절약이 될거 아냐!

ㅋㅋ..

으이구 그거만드시느라고 밤새셨어?
대단하시구만 나디슨여사!아주 티비에 출품해보지 그래?

.....

사회자가 뭐라할지 아주 궁금하구만?
세계 최초로 육손이 고무장갑을 발명하신 나문희여사님을 소개합니다~!

ㅋㅋㅋ...

이게 진짜로 그렇게 별로야..?

.......

이게 진짜 별로야..?

대답못함

왜 말을안해!!!이게 진짜로 별로야?!

별로니까 대답들을 안하지
뭘 물어봐?눈치가 그렇게도 없어?


짜증내면서 가버림

해미:어머님 완전 실망하신거 같은데요..?
준하:좀 좋다 그럴걸 그랬나..?

순재:좋다고 할게 따로있지 이거봐라!

이걸 어떻게 좋다그래 이걸!!

준하:엄마 저녁 안드세요?민호엄마가 차렸는데

안먹어..

엄마 좀 나와서 보세요 엄마발명품 아버지가 잘 쓰고 계신데?
아버지가 엄마 발명품 맘에 든대요

뭐..?

밥먹는중ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

순재:어딜 일어나?반찬 가져갈 생각 하지마 먹을람 거기서 먹어

짜증

닿을랑말랑

순재:괘씸한놈.훔치다 훔치다 내 산삼주를 훔쳐?

넌 앞으로 일주일동안 안테나젓가락 벌이야!

윤호:세상에 고문도 저런고문도 없구나..완전 악질고문..
민호:야 그래도 범이보단 낫지.범이가 더불쌍해

골무끼고 먹음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

순재:두놈다 밥상에 앉게해준거도 감지덕지야.똑같은놈들 그냥!!!

윤호:야 그거끼고 먹으면 무슨맛이냐?

고무랑 모래랑 섞어 씹는 맛이라고 할까?

맛있겠네

순재:시끄러 너도 혓바닥에 골무끼워줘?!
윤호:...

순재:어이구!우리 발명왕 나여사!당신 발명품 내가 아주 잘쓰고있어

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참나

아주 벌주는데 안성맞춤이야!또 발명한거 없어?
아주 사람 괴롭히는데 딱이라고 딱!

어이구 아주 가지가지로 엿맥이네

해미:어머님 이건 뭐예요?이것도 어머님이 만든 발명품이에요?
순재:뭐야 그건?옆에 뭐가 붙어있는데?뭐 또 이상한거야?

이상하긴 뭐가 이상해!자전거 발전기야 왜!!
그게 얼마나 좋은건데!정전될때 쓰면 딱이라구!

자전거 발전기..?

미친듯이 페달밟음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


자전거랑 연결되어있음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


느려질때마다 지직거림ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

준하:어어어 잘안나온다!
순재:끊어지면 죽을줄알어!

야 교대해 교대

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고문이 따로없음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


지지직 지지직

순재:여보!당신 발명품중에서 이게 최고야 최고!

이거 사람 고문하려고 만든거 맞지?

ㅡㅡ

준하:야야야 또안나온다!!!

얼른 교대함ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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문희할머니표정ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅌㅌㅌㅌㅌㅌㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
고문ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아진짜 너무웃겨ㅠㅠ
순재할아버비말빨봨ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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미칰ㅋㅋㄱㅋㄱㄱㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ고문하려고만든거녴ㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㅋ
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