(안아줘요 무무 특집)무무 이병의 탈영사건 에피소드 01

<p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000;">등장인물:안아줘요 무무에 무무(이병), 가브타크에 코브랜더(병장), 스파이던(이병), 가니런(이병), 샤크라(병장), 로보타크에 다크로우(병장), 가바도스(상병),토라볼트(소대장)</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000;">때로는 XXXX년... 무무가 군대에 입대한지 98개월에 날이었다.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000;">당시 앞빛이 어두운 이유는 무무를 학대하는 고참들이 많았다.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000;">그전에 다음날이었다.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000;">군화를 닦고 있던 무무에게 코브랜더가 말을 건다.</span></p><p> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/65020568fa1708b627a2e46bbddec91f22570953" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/65020568fa1708b627a2e46bbddec91f22570953" data-origin-width="235" data-origin-height="262"><div class="figcaption">코브렌더</div></div><p>바보 멍청아, 네 집 어디야?</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" data-origin-width="158" data-origin-height="148"><div class="figcaption">무무</div></div><p>이병, 무무! 저의 집은..지..</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/65020568fa1708b627a2e46bbddec91f22570953" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/65020568fa1708b627a2e46bbddec91f22570953" data-origin-width="235" data-origin-height="262"><div class="figcaption">코브렌더</div></div><p>야, 가바도스! 저 재수없고, 어리버리한놈이 말을 더듬어!</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/e67045315d7e01aefe1bf1d8b970fde326ed1fa0" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/e67045315d7e01aefe1bf1d8b970fde326ed1fa0" data-origin-width="228" data-origin-height="234"><div class="figcaption">가바도스</div></div><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;" data-ke-size="size16">아니, 어떤 녀석입니까?</span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/a08e4dbfbf3fc2ce87245ff18f2d7f4ed3cd76d4" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/a08e4dbfbf3fc2ce87245ff18f2d7f4ed3cd76d4" data-origin-width="235" data-origin-height="262"><div class="figcaption">코브랜더</div></div><p>저 녀석말야, 무무라는 눈물도 없는 멍청한 자식..</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/c3eedcc1db0b792951ba0b7bf6093ebe5df4e5c1" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/c3eedcc1db0b792951ba0b7bf6093ebe5df4e5c1" data-origin-width="228" data-origin-height="234"><div class="figcaption">가바도스</div></div><p>아, 이런 병신! 오늘도 어디 맞아볼래?</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" data-origin-width="158" data-origin-height="148"><div class="figcaption">무무</div></div><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;" data-ke-size="size16">(떨면서)이병, 무무! 싫습니다!!</span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/a08e4dbfbf3fc2ce87245ff18f2d7f4ed3cd76d4" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/a08e4dbfbf3fc2ce87245ff18f2d7f4ed3cd76d4" data-origin-width="235" data-origin-height="262"><div class="figcaption">코브랜더</div></div><p>하하하!</p><p> </p><p>이때 토라볼드 소대장이 이를 목격한다.</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/7b32db67343b387114c4f1dc9c797c091ef94736" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/7b32db67343b387114c4f1dc9c797c091ef94736" data-origin-width="191" data-origin-height="293"><div class="figcaption">토라볼드</div></div><p>무슨일인가?</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/c3eedcc1db0b792951ba0b7bf6093ebe5df4e5c1" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/c3eedcc1db0b792951ba0b7bf6093ebe5df4e5c1" data-origin-width="228" data-origin-height="234"><div class="figcaption">가바도스</div></div><p>(무무의 입을 막는다.)</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/a08e4dbfbf3fc2ce87245ff18f2d7f4ed3cd76d4" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/a08e4dbfbf3fc2ce87245ff18f2d7f4ed3cd76d4" data-origin-width="235" data-origin-height="262"><div class="figcaption">코브랜더</div></div><p>충성! 아무것도 아닙니다.</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/7b32db67343b387114c4f1dc9c797c091ef94736" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/7b32db67343b387114c4f1dc9c797c091ef94736" data-origin-width="191" data-origin-height="293"><div class="figcaption">토라볼드</div></div><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000;">그래.. 쟨 뭐냐? </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000;">군대라는 생활은 이렇게 시작되었다.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000;">처음엔 무무는 군대적응을 하기위해 많은 일을 해왔으나 군대라는 생활간에 세월은 폭력노리개가 되는 수밖에 없었다.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000;">(밤에 초소에서)</span></p><p> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/5fc19cb2a62a298d1cd738a595d7cfa9f61ae704" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/5fc19cb2a62a298d1cd738a595d7cfa9f61ae704" data-origin-width="236" data-origin-height="209"><div class="figcaption">스파이던</div></div><p>(졸던 무무의 따귀를 때린다.)</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" data-origin-width="158" data-origin-height="148"><div class="figcaption">무무</div></div><p>이..이병, 무무!</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/5fc19cb2a62a298d1cd738a595d7cfa9f61ae704" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/5fc19cb2a62a298d1cd738a595d7cfa9f61ae704" data-origin-width="236" data-origin-height="209"><div class="figcaption">스파이던</div></div><p>너 아프냐?</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" data-origin-width="158" data-origin-height="148"><div class="figcaption">무무</div></div><p>아니요.. 아니..</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/5fc19cb2a62a298d1cd738a595d7cfa9f61ae704" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/5fc19cb2a62a298d1cd738a595d7cfa9f61ae704" data-origin-width="236" data-origin-height="209"><div class="figcaption">스파이던</div></div><p>이색끼, 근무중에 잠을 자, 앙?!(소리를 버럭지르면서)</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" data-origin-width="158" data-origin-height="148"><div class="figcaption">무무</div></div><p>안 잘께요! 용서해주세요.</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/5fc19cb2a62a298d1cd738a595d7cfa9f61ae704" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/5fc19cb2a62a298d1cd738a595d7cfa9f61ae704" data-origin-width="236" data-origin-height="209"><div class="figcaption">스파이던</div></div><p>(무무를 용서하기는 커녕 사정없이 때리면서)미쳤냐? 미쳤어? 미쳤냐고?!</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" data-origin-width="158" data-origin-height="148"><div class="figcaption">무무</div></div><p>잘못했어, 때리지마세요.. 아~! 아~! 악!</p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000;">무무의 동네북</span><span style="color: #000000;"> </span><span style="color: #000000;">생활은 다메오야지와 같은</span><span style="color: #000000;"> 꼴</span><span style="color: #000000;">로 끝이 났다.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000;">그런데....</span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" data-origin-width="158" data-origin-height="148"><div class="figcaption">무무</div></div><p>잉잉.. 병장님들이 내가 뭘 잘났다고 때리는 거야..? 난 집에 갈래!(ㅜ_ㅜ)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000;">무무는 탈영 하기로 결심하게 된다.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000;">12시 47분.. 취사장 뒷담에 넘어 야간으로 도주하는데 성공한다.</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000;">그 당시 무무를 목격하던 부타마츠인 인근마을 주민에게 증언을 들어본다.</span></p><p> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/0c66beafec2d9584d5b4e32456dc09ca98a5a76e" class="txc-image" width="229" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/0c66beafec2d9584d5b4e32456dc09ca98a5a76e" data-origin-width="229" data-origin-height="320"><div class="figcaption">부타마츠</div></div><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000;">거기 빨래 널어놓은 조끼를 다 갔고 도망쳤습니다. 하이구 정말인지 그런게 가질게 없으리..</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000;">아, 시암탉 한마리도 다 갖고 도망쳤습니다, 이런 망할...</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000;">무무는 어째서 닭을 훔친것일까? </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000;">먹었을까? </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000;">아니면 닭을 태워간나? </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000;">그 이유는 당시 무무를 태우고 인근터미널을 동행하는</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000;">데카판인 택시운전사의 말로 알수있다.</span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/f52a2737b643692c69b859c7de9cba62ec0f6b2c" class="txc-image" width="217" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/f52a2737b643692c69b859c7de9cba62ec0f6b2c" data-origin-width="601" data-origin-height="578"><div class="figcaption">데카판</div></div><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000;">처음엔 택시운전할때 그 미친놈이 처음 봤쥬! 택시비로 닭으로 내려는 녀석이 처음 보어유! 돈도 안주고 그냥 가버리구만유! 그걸 갖고, 팔던지, 삶아먹으랍니다.. 어휴~! 화나..</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000;">무무는 택시를 타고 공항으로 도주한데 성공한다.</span></p><p> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignLeft" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1YG42/ca0bc57d7f587917ddab3d3527108fcabd8b2e02" data-origin-width="158" data-origin-height="148"><div class="figcaption">무무</div></div><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000;">무무:와~! 비행기 공항이다. 난 집이 갈수 있다~!(^^)</span></p><p><span style="color: #000000;">계속...</span></p>