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<p style="text-align: center;">ㅊㅊ더쿠</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">《삼한습유》<br>조선 순조 때 쓰여졌고, 무려 중국에도 수출됐던 소설임<br>고전소설 치고는 의외로 내용이 존나 흥미진진함</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/a825dfc42402a848b908563cc47f0472f03c8dbf" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/a825dfc42402a848b908563cc47f0472f03c8dbf" data-orgin-width="600" data-origin-height="600"></div><p style="text-align: center;">때는 삼국시대, 주인공은 신라 여자 '향랑'</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/f896239a358c9e062637e995e61dd42f24b7ff31" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/f896239a358c9e062637e995e61dd42f24b7ff31" data-orgin-width="470" data-origin-height="328"></div><p style="text-align: center;">얘는 남주 '효렴'. 여주랑 연인사이임<br><br>근데 부모가 반대하는 바람에<br>향랑은 마음에도 없는 남자랑 결혼하게됨ㅠ</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/df14f02353cfba8bcc95bc57c0e5461c2ac57f1a" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/df14f02353cfba8bcc95bc57c0e5461c2ac57f1a" data-orgin-width="595" data-origin-height="250"></div><p style="text-align: center;">남편은 존나 못돼쳐먹었음ㅡㅡ<br>일단 첫날밤에는 이 새끼가 술쳐마시느라 둘이 자지도못했고, 그 다음날에는 이 새끼가 여종이랑 바람핌<br><br><br>그러던 어느날</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/69ba0467aa0d3305998c1f5af3772fc8d41ee728" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/69ba0467aa0d3305998c1f5af3772fc8d41ee728" data-orgin-width="596" data-origin-height="250"></div><p style="text-align: center;">남편 : 야 오늘 너 좀 예뻐보인다?ㅋ</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/3aa4af1beba21c337d98a4c31ddd08e97c850969" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/3aa4af1beba21c337d98a4c31ddd08e97c850969" data-orgin-width="520" data-origin-height="359"></div><p style="text-align: center;">향랑 : 또 술을 드셨군요.<br>낮부터 이러시는건 예의에 맞지않습니다.</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/df14f02353cfba8bcc95bc57c0e5461c2ac57f1a" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/df14f02353cfba8bcc95bc57c0e5461c2ac57f1a" data-orgin-width="595" data-origin-height="250"></div><p style="text-align: center;">남편 : 존나 깐깐하게구네ㅋㅋㅋㅋ<br>솔직히 너 나랑 결혼하기전에 남자있었지?<br>야 너 우리집에서 나가ㅡㅡ<br><br>그렇게 남편집에서 쫓겨나게된 향랑..<br>친정집으로 갔으나 부모님도 얼마안가 돌아가신다</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/6df242722a5772c018fffd332c2b61d885ac75cd" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/6df242722a5772c018fffd332c2b61d885ac75cd" data-orgin-width="500" data-origin-height="285"></div><p style="text-align: center;">외숙모 : 앞으로 너 혼자 살 순 없으니<br>다른 남자랑 재혼이라도 하는게 어떻겠니?</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/3aa4af1beba21c337d98a4c31ddd08e97c850969" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/3aa4af1beba21c337d98a4c31ddd08e97c850969" data-orgin-width="520" data-origin-height="359"></div><p style="text-align: center;">향랑 : (효렴이 아니면 싫은데...ㅠ<br>다른 남자랑 또 결혼할 바에는 걍 죽을래...)</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/324a8af616ced8c71f3409ca0f7cdcc6837d5638" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/324a8af616ced8c71f3409ca0f7cdcc6837d5638" data-orgin-width="720" data-origin-height="404"></div><p style="text-align: center;">진짜로 자살함<br><br><br>그리고 얼마 후<br>이런저런 이유로 남편이 사형 선고를 받았는데..</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/5cea392115088493461ae41c2a59442fdadea753" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/5cea392115088493461ae41c2a59442fdadea753" data-orgin-width="560" data-origin-height="374"></div><p style="text-align: center;">남편 : (이번 생은 망했군...)<br><br>그때 하늘이 번쩍거리더니 향랑이 등장한다</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/bc066d5ec21dfbb666bc003450c0fcf0fb38d4f8" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/bc066d5ec21dfbb666bc003450c0fcf0fb38d4f8" data-orgin-width="442" data-origin-height="500"></div><p style="text-align: center;">향랑(귀신) : 저는 저 사람의 죽은 부인입니다.<br>제발 저 사람을 죽이지 말아주세요.<br><br>존나 개답답;; 착한 것도 정도가 있지...<br>아무튼 향랑의 도움으로 남편새끼는 목숨을 건진다</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/d8dfd5e4d75559a8f8ccfcf190c75d55707d79ee" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/d8dfd5e4d75559a8f8ccfcf190c75d55707d79ee" data-orgin-width="526" data-origin-height="378"></div><p style="text-align: center;">남편 : 부인, 내가 미안했소<br>당신의 사당을 지어 평생 당신에게 사죄하며 살겠소.</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/001891228687210cd392b34f86b301f79341e1a4" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/001891228687210cd392b34f86b301f79341e1a4" data-orgin-width="720" data-origin-height="498"></div><p style="text-align: center;">향랑 : 살아서 부부의 연이 끊어졌으니<br>굳이 그렇게 하실 필요는 없습니다.<br><br><br>독자들은 답답터지지만<br>이걸로 마음이 후련해진 향랑은<br>이제 효렴이랑 결혼할 생각을 하게됨.<br><br>근데 다들 알다시피 향랑은 이미 죽어버렸음<br>과연 향랑은 이를 어떻게 해결했을까?</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/133469b296525786a351bdfdc523c75f61476dd4" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/133469b296525786a351bdfdc523c75f61476dd4" data-orgin-width="580" data-origin-height="433"></div><p style="text-align: center;">후토부인(여신) : 여긴 무슨 일로?</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/287fd266208eb4f538d59bb5a4b2b1cf33dfc34f" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/287fd266208eb4f538d59bb5a4b2b1cf33dfc34f" data-orgin-width="450" data-origin-height="450"></div><p style="text-align: center;">향랑 : 님 여신이시죠?<br>저 다시 환생해서 효렴씨랑 잘 살아보고싶어요<br>여신님의 힘으로 좀 어떻게 안될까요??</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/bd61cfedb9c93f661d781352f6500857c63e7703" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/bd61cfedb9c93f661d781352f6500857c63e7703" data-orgin-width="450" data-origin-height="388"></div><p style="text-align: center;">후토부인 : 음 아쉽지만<br>그건 나 혼자 결정할 수있는 일이 아니라서ㅎ</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/8b12b950e61742a3104f0a1a01ecfee39eb23f0d" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/8b12b950e61742a3104f0a1a01ecfee39eb23f0d" data-orgin-width="450" data-origin-height="450"></div><p style="text-align: center;">향랑 : 제발요ㅠ<br>저도 한번정도는 행복하게 잘 살아보고싶어요</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/bb004b6a2d4c875db8b224d9b46ca4a437d643b8" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/bb004b6a2d4c875db8b224d9b46ca4a437d643b8" data-orgin-width="480" data-origin-height="374"></div><p style="text-align: center;">후토부인 : 뭐 니가 그렇게 부탁하니까<br>위에 일단 건의해보긴 하겠음ㅎ</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/f8727ca2cbf9b53df6b4bff3b042e5d5ce3bd737" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/f8727ca2cbf9b53df6b4bff3b042e5d5ce3bd737" data-orgin-width="640" data-origin-height="352"></div><p style="text-align: center;">~그렇게 시작된 천상회의~</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/c7b514c9d6a7f2de8a9ad8f4f6a07f8fd8f417c4" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/c7b514c9d6a7f2de8a9ad8f4f6a07f8fd8f417c4" data-orgin-width="550" data-origin-height="310"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">옥황상제 : 니들은 어떻게 생각해?<br>환생 시켜줘야한다고 생각함?</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/4cd33694e60546288041de341c8579c0dc3c63a4" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/4cd33694e60546288041de341c8579c0dc3c63a4" data-orgin-width="495" data-origin-height="465"></div><p style="text-align: center;">공자 : ㅇㅇ애가 안쓰럽잖어</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/c7b514c9d6a7f2de8a9ad8f4f6a07f8fd8f417c4" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/c7b514c9d6a7f2de8a9ad8f4f6a07f8fd8f417c4" data-orgin-width="550" data-origin-height="310"></div><p style="text-align: center;">옥황상제 : ㅇㅋㅇㅋ 환생시켜주겠음</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/a9d9966973ad8b3c6e779fec4801e7834ae8529a" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/a9d9966973ad8b3c6e779fec4801e7834ae8529a" data-orgin-width="800" data-origin-height="400"></div><p style="text-align: center;">그렇게 인간으로 환생하게 된 향랑....</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/e2509bb7cbb2cee35ccc0bb49e625252d071cc9b" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/e2509bb7cbb2cee35ccc0bb49e625252d071cc9b" data-orgin-width="512" data-origin-height="368"></div><p style="text-align: center;">효렴 : (....갓난애기인거 실화야?)<br><br>효렴의 걱정과는 달리, 이 아기의 성장속도는 엄청나서 7일만에 성인이 되었다.</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/eeb9a37067488938f3a166f5187ec2bbeff26a87" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/eeb9a37067488938f3a166f5187ec2bbeff26a87" data-orgin-width="441" data-origin-height="512"></div><p style="text-align: center;">그렇게 향랑과 효렴은 혼인을 하게되는데<br>이 혼사의 주선자는 김유신 장군(...)이었다.<br>아니 이분은 왜 여기서 이러고 계시는지<br><br><br><br><br>한편 그 시각 마계에서는...</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/4b3114d1847f31088b820cb22c27fe02ef51d4e6" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/4b3114d1847f31088b820cb22c27fe02ef51d4e6" data-orgin-width="900" data-origin-height="507"></div><p style="text-align: center;">마귀 : 마왕님;; 천상계에서 웬 여자애 하나를 지들 마음대로 환생시켰다는데여;;;</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/447c7772c830c28f807afc620e836c4d2dc470fd" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/447c7772c830c28f807afc620e836c4d2dc470fd" data-orgin-width="580" data-origin-height="374"></div><p style="text-align: center;">마왕 : 미친거아냐? 그걸 왜 지들끼리만 결정해?<br>전쟁이다!!!!</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/92f73e6df13a24961ede2d0617c8ae7a3eec4b76" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/92f73e6df13a24961ede2d0617c8ae7a3eec4b76" data-orgin-width="728" data-origin-height="304"></div><p style="text-align: center;">그렇게 시작된<br>천상계vs마계 전쟁ㄷㄷ<br><br>여기서 갑자기 소설의 장르가 바뀜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ<br>여주 한명 때문에 이게 뭔 일이래ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/2b25b04f85142ddf8fd3e41ed782a279896879ca" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/2b25b04f85142ddf8fd3e41ed782a279896879ca" data-orgin-width="720" data-origin-height="720"></div><p style="text-align: center;">향랑 : 헐...일이 너무 커졌네요..<br>그냥 저 환생 안하고 저승으로 가야할 것같은데...</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/10574e539206f2507aff64e3e1eea1f88787999a" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/10574e539206f2507aff64e3e1eea1f88787999a" data-orgin-width="600" data-origin-height="410"></div><p style="text-align: center;">후토부인 : ㄴㄴ그냥 있어ㅋㅋㅋ액땜 치른다 생각해<br><br><br>이 때 천상계 전사들</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/eeb9a37067488938f3a166f5187ec2bbeff26a87" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/eeb9a37067488938f3a166f5187ec2bbeff26a87" data-orgin-width="441" data-origin-height="512"></div><p style="text-align: center;">김유신</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/22dcc56db5b3d581543babb3b40c78402eb5ba02" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/22dcc56db5b3d581543babb3b40c78402eb5ba02" data-orgin-width="633" data-origin-height="900"></div><p style="text-align: center;">항우....</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/20875c3949492568c539926dccf4a256e59eafde" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/20875c3949492568c539926dccf4a256e59eafde" data-orgin-width="633" data-origin-height="900"></div><p style="text-align: center;">여포.....</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/da9cbf69782316856855201d2f452f612bf34ece" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/da9cbf69782316856855201d2f452f612bf34ece" data-orgin-width="633" data-origin-height="900"></div><p style="text-align: center;">제갈량......</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/3899c51d020f3e2d7da2eecef75db45e26dc2eb3" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/3899c51d020f3e2d7da2eecef75db45e26dc2eb3" data-orgin-width="700" data-origin-height="290"></div><p style="text-align: center;">마왕 : 시발 치트키 그만써 개새기들아ㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/8d1e31bda584bf0d6bad2e6cc802e9fb4dafa399" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/8d1e31bda584bf0d6bad2e6cc802e9fb4dafa399" data-orgin-width="540" data-origin-height="395"></div><p style="text-align: center;">마모(마왕 부인) : 여보!!! 내가 도와줄게!!!!<br>필살기!!!!!! 치마 공격!!!!!<br><br><br>갑자기 그녀의 치마가 거대해지더니<br>천만명의 천상계 군인들을 덮었다</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/b47c082affe39ea0a38e3ebb60ef91c099b9baaa" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/b47c082affe39ea0a38e3ebb60ef91c099b9baaa" data-orgin-width="480" data-origin-height="336"></div><p style="text-align: center;">천상계 군인들은<br>치마폭 속에서 여색에 빠져 정신 못차리게되고..</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/d9f67ea225e33d284dd35855b6203bb120e67b5e" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/d9f67ea225e33d284dd35855b6203bb120e67b5e" data-orgin-width="408" data-origin-height="401"></div><p style="text-align: center;">석가여래 : 떼잉쯧....<br>내 저것들을 저렇게 가르치진않았건만..<br>세상이 말세로구나<br><br><br>그때 등장한 석가여래</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/d9f67ea225e33d284dd35855b6203bb120e67b5e" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/d9f67ea225e33d284dd35855b6203bb120e67b5e" data-orgin-width="408" data-origin-height="401"></div><p style="text-align: center;">석가여래 : 무욕의 삶이 진리이니라.</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/3a64f014b6effb0c81c93a57aff2f1f358ff6f6d" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/3a64f014b6effb0c81c93a57aff2f1f358ff6f6d" data-orgin-width="399" data-origin-height="294"></div><p style="text-align: center;">마왕군 : 으윽...너무 성스러워서 공격할수가 없군<br><br><br>석가여래 덕분에<br>다시 전세가 천상계쪽으로 돌아간다</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/8959e814a5490d1a73871fb4b7f50142498e9a55" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/8959e814a5490d1a73871fb4b7f50142498e9a55" data-orgin-width="600" data-origin-height="280"></div><p style="text-align: center;">마왕 : ㅅㅂ 이러다 지겠는데...<br>지원군이 더 필요해....<br><br><br>그렇게 마왕은 다른 마왕에게 찾아간다<br><br>나는 저 새끼가 제일 쎄서 마왕인줄 알았는데<br>알고보니 마왕이 여러 명이었음....<br>이 때 좀 실망함</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/8708de379b20d898da601cdfd1525600db6b88f1" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/8708de379b20d898da601cdfd1525600db6b88f1" data-orgin-width="300" data-origin-height="300"></div><p style="text-align: center;">여러 마왕들 중에서 제일 쎈 애는<br>찰마공주였음</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/0f510e3687dd5b0977d8d57bd7377124db1e30c3" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/0f510e3687dd5b0977d8d57bd7377124db1e30c3" data-orgin-width="560" data-origin-height="266"></div><p style="text-align: center;">마왕 : 찰마공주여,<br>당신의 힘이 절실하게 필요하오....</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/386f53537969359b7dcedc01ad843cae3fea1321" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/386f53537969359b7dcedc01ad843cae3fea1321" data-orgin-width="543" data-origin-height="250"></div><p style="text-align: center;">찰마공주 : 존나 쓸데없는걸로 전쟁하네<br>그깟 여자애 하나가 행복해지는게 그리 꼴보기싫디?<br><br>찰마공주는 그딴 쓸데없는 전쟁에<br>참가안한다며 거절해버린다<br>존나 쎈데 쿨하기까지한 찰마공주;</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/208568de4c5d8fd7db5c0cd4e1f0324abe136411" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/208568de4c5d8fd7db5c0cd4e1f0324abe136411" data-orgin-width="500" data-origin-height="322"></div><p style="text-align: center;">세계관 최종보스인 찰마공주가 안도와주면서<br>결국 전쟁은 천상계의 승리로 끝나게된다.<br><br>다시 한번 말하지만<br>이 모든건 여주 하나 때문에 생긴 일이다.<br><br><br>신들의 전쟁은 끝났지만 인간들의 전쟁은 계속됐는데,<br>신라군은 백제군을 처치하지 못해서 곤란이었다.</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/f23f3aef32fd1ce2c9bb84709d83089c3103b4c3" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/f23f3aef32fd1ce2c9bb84709d83089c3103b4c3" data-orgin-width="1200" data-origin-height="1677"></div><p style="text-align: center;">왜냐하면 백제는 적룡이 지키고있었기 때문임</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/1c4262250b99212c5ebfec76e19aa90790634cc3" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/1c4262250b99212c5ebfec76e19aa90790634cc3" data-orgin-width="512" data-origin-height="333"></div><p style="text-align: center;">신라군 : 헐 어쩌죠?ㅠ</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/e63794256cbaf3d3c2a9834cb74843b27841b162" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/e63794256cbaf3d3c2a9834cb74843b27841b162" data-orgin-width="500" data-origin-height="500"></div><p style="text-align: center;">향랑 : 제가 방법 가르쳐드림^^<br>백마를 미끼로 잡아서 죽이시면 됩니다^^<br><br>이미 한번 죽은 짬밥도 있는 향랑은<br>세상 모든 이치를 통달해버렸다.</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/1c4262250b99212c5ebfec76e19aa90790634cc3" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/1c4262250b99212c5ebfec76e19aa90790634cc3" data-orgin-width="512" data-origin-height="333"></div><p style="text-align: center;">신라군 : 헐 이게되네??<br><br>향랑의 말대로했더니 진짜 적룡이 잡혔음</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/f5530ca102ee1530d18fcac522c1c2956477682d" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/f5530ca102ee1530d18fcac522c1c2956477682d" data-orgin-width="480" data-origin-height="303"></div><p style="text-align: center;">적룡도 잡고 전쟁에서도 이겨서 기분좋았던 군인들은<br>적룡을 구워 먹어버림<br><br>근데 알고보니 적룡은 독이 있는 용이었음<br>딱봐도 빨간색인데 독있을거라는 생각을 못했나</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/1c4262250b99212c5ebfec76e19aa90790634cc3" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/1c4262250b99212c5ebfec76e19aa90790634cc3" data-orgin-width="512" data-origin-height="333"></div><p style="text-align: center;">신라군 : 용고기 먹은 애들 다 맛갔는데 어떡함?ㅠ</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/f3add4e7299371f4368370c4c0473353f7b6606a" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/f3add4e7299371f4368370c4c0473353f7b6606a" data-orgin-width="500" data-origin-height="500"></div><p style="text-align: center;">향랑 : 어이쿠 그걸 왜 드셨대;;<br>지렁이즙 드시면 다시 괜찮아집니다.<br><br><br>그렇게 군인들은 다시 살아났고<br>그 힘으로 삼국통일을 이뤄냈다고한다<br><br>~해피엔딩~<br><br>참고로 향랑 효렴 부부는<br>잘 살다가 죽어서 하늘로 승천함</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/69129187f51070937fa0906f647cb6a1c1a2c4a9" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/mEr9/69129187f51070937fa0906f647cb6a1c1a2c4a9" data-orgin-width="400" data-origin-height="214"></div>